Thursday, May 31, 2007

The best of or I was tagged

So I was tagged by vics to recommend 3 older post for people to read and well here goes. Actually this is like a clip episode from a TV show, in a way, i;m ripping everyone off for new content. Shame on me

I remember this post from wayyy back when I first saw Resident Evil 2, and went oof about Zombie Boobs There’s something amuse about the word Zombie and boobs being in the same sentence.

I also have to link the Bad Catholic post. Out of all the posts I’ve done (over 800), this is the one that I am proud of the most. Not that I’m proud of all my posts, I’ve done some real stinkers, but this one I’m proud of.

Also, the Cookie Monster post was one of my gems. If you think that the Cookie monster is a bad influence, then GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE AND DON’T COME BACK> I ban you from this site if you desecrate the Cookie Monster.

Oh and here’s the deepest post I’ve ever done.

I’m in a rush right now so I choose not to tag, but if you wish to take con the chaellence, feel free.

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Leave the Teletubbies alone. ALRIGHT

I think that it’s getting to the point where I might have to change the name of my blog to QUIT BEING SO STUPID. I can’t take it anymore. I just can’t. I’m going to give myself a heart attack if I keep reading about the stupid people of the world. I swear we need a mass culling of the stupid people.

Remember when the late Jerry Falwell proclaimed that Tinky Winky was gay and the rest of the US told him to get his head out of his ass? Well it’s happening again and this time it’s the Polish government that’s trying to determine if the Teletubbies are homosexuals. At what point did conservative equal dumb ass?

For the record, the Teletubbies have no sexual organs at all. They just laugh, run and eat Tubby Toast. They are not share a public stall bathroom with George Michael. They are not snorting coke with Boy George (Boy George, George Michael, coincidence ?) There have not been any photos of any of the Teletubbies coming out of a gay bar, drunk with a male ‘companion’. For the record, the Teletubbies are asexual.

Once again, I’m disgusted by how narrow minded people act sometimes. This is a show that targets babies and preschoolers. I know that there’s some psychiatrist who’s probably published a report and blaa blaa blaa, but children at that age are not worrying about what they prefer, penis or vagina. At that age, THEY WANT A FUCKING COOKIE!!! Oh and some juice. THEY WANT SOME FUCKING JUICE!!! Children at that age need to be nurtured and loved. They need to know what their mom and dad love them. They are not trying to figure out if they want to buy some leather pants.

I remember when a kid was allowed to be a kid, but now… being a kid must really suck. Remember Cody Gifford, and how his mother (Kathy Lee) said that she only allowed him to watch Christian videos? (If any kid is messed up, it’s going to be that one.) If the Teletubbies are so damn evil and are programming children, then what about Cody and those damn religious videos? Who’s programming who?

Now I’ve watched the Teletubbies show once or twice (ok once), and not once, while I watched it, did I ever get a craving for cock. Just like meeting up with gay friends, or listening to Elton John, I had to desire to put someone’s manhood in my mouth, or the urge to ‘turn the other cheek’. There are no subliminal messages in that show that’s telling people that they like ‘balls’. Being gay is genetic, plain and simple.

Again this probe into the Teletubbies (I’m sorry) by the Polish government is a total waste of time and money and is a form of discrimination against homosexuals, and they know it. Some human rights groups and the E.U. are protesting the move. Pointing out that any form of discrimination is wrong. The good news is that the Polish parliament does feel that this is a waste of time. Parliamentary Speaker Ludwig Dorn has warned people not to make such comments in the house as it would just turn their government into a “laughing stock”. So it appears that someone over there does have a brain.

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Monday, May 28, 2007

God does not want you to be STUPID

Monday’s are just sucky. There’s no nice way around it. Monday’s suck. Suck suck, suck. I did not want to get out of bed this morning. I was comfy and the idea of coming to work made me sad and mad at the same time. (madsad or sadmad?). I was going to comment on some questions that were asked of me, like the status of my EBay account (It’s under review), and how long it takes to get to my apartment (around 20 seconds without a stop, but my ears pop when I go up or down), but instead I found more of the STUPIDITY of the so called Christian right.

Let me make this clear. I am not anti Religion, anti God or anti faith in anyway. I’m just absolutely amazed by the fact that a certain section of the U.S. population refuse to accepts facts that are right in front of them. God did not ACTUALLY make the earth in 6 days. The earth took millions and millions of years to be created and to evolve into the world around us today. Creation can be traced back to the Big Bang, but what caused the Big Bang? God perhaps.

I know I went through this last week, but today I’ve learned that someone has spend $27 million dollars on a Creation Museum.. What the hell is WRONG with these people? Once again, it’s stuff like this which gives me cause for concern. Oh and as long as this stuff is going on, I starting to fear crossing the border. I now understand why the rest of the world is so nice to us. It’s because they feel sorry for us having such a crazy neighbor.

So according to this museum, there were Dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark. Now there has been some scientific evidence to prove that there was a big flood and supposedly there has been some proof of the discovery of Noah’s Ark, but the idea of Dinosaurs on that boat. Imagine the size of the Dinosaur shit. Oh and according to this museum, Dinosaurs and humans lived at the same time, WHICH THEY DIDN’T, SCIENCE PROVED THAT. Seriously, what is wrong with these people?

I went to the “museum’s” website and found a walkthrough, and all I can say is that the Flanders family would have a great time at this place. I looked up museum in the dictionary and the definition I found is “a building or institution where objects of artistic, historical, or scientific importance and value are kept, studied, and put on display”. While I will agree that there are some historical importance in this building. We know that Jesus DID indeed exist, but the majority of their information they have is based on a book that was written, edited and reedited over that past 2000 years. Are we expected to accept everything in the bible as fact?

Again, I keep saying this (and people are probably starting to get tired of me saying it), but there’s a big difference between faith and blind faith. I believe in God, but I do not believe that God would save me if I jumped out of an airplane without a parachute. I believe that God would be waiting for me after I died and say,” That was really stupid”.

I’m going to try to stay away from this topic for awhile (maybe I’ll blog about porn), but I can’t make any promises. If something else set’s me off. I’ll just go nuts and blog.

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Saturday, May 26, 2007

Thursday, May 24, 2007

God does not want us to be STUPID

I can’t take stupid people anymore. I want to start a culling of stupid people right now. The sad thing that it wouldn’t take me long to find some stupid people. They are right outside my door, on the streets and of course on the Internet. I found THIS on Digg today. The first thing that concerns me is when the words Christian and Science are put in the same place. You know that no good will come from this.

Some 14 year old claims to prove that evolution is a lie because he managed to make “stalactites” using Epsons salts. He claims because he made them in an hour, and because of that, the fact that it takes thousands of years for real Stalactites to grow is a lie and because of that lie, the earth cannot be millions of years old. So evolution is a lie.

Can we just round these people up and smack them on the head with a frying pan for being STUPID? Having faith in God is not a bad thing, but blind faith in the words of a man who is reading from the bible is extremely dangerous.

What really bothers me is that I went to a Catholic school for most of my life. Only on my final year of high school did I not go to a Catholic school. I had to take Religion every year, and I feel that overall, it didn’t harm me in every way because our teachers always encouraged us to think and not accept something blindly. I even asked a science teach once on his opinion of creationism vs. evolution. He told me that he believed in evolution, but that he felt that God had a hand in directing that evolution. This is a belief that I have also adopted. So why are so called teachers programming Christian children into believing just about anything.

To be honest, these movements by the so called Religion Right (which are usually neither) scare the hell out of me because by pushing their programming of people to not accepting science, we’re going to head into another Dark Age. People like George W (for God’s sake, get his stupid ass out of the white House), refuse to listen to reason on these items. At one time Islam encourage discovering and science and are responsible for many of the world most important inventions, but today, it about far different things. While the Japanese do have vast scientific knowledge, they seem to be more interested in using stem cell technology to make boobs bigger. At this point it’s Europe that’s going to have to prevent the world from slipping into another Dark Age. (There Stef, I SAID IT). It’s either that or the US gets the Democrats back in power and stay in power for a long long time.

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

I got an e-mail from EBay. it's said "I suck".

So yesterday I put some items for sale on EBay. I haven’t sold anything on EBay for quite some time. I’ve bought some stuff I haven’t sold anything in a dog’s age. So I put the items on the site, write some nice things about them and click the auctions are live. This morning I get this e-mail from EBay saying that my account has been suspended, that all accounts are suspended and if I create a new account that will be suspended as well. DAMMIT.

What really pisses my off is that they have chosen NOT to tell my why my account was suspended. It just says that I’ve ABUSED EBay. How did I abuse EBay? I e-mailed back to find out why I was suspended, but of course that take 24-48 hours to respond. I tried the live chat, but they say I have to e-mail the EBay police.

It’s the not knowing that has really pissed me off. I can’t concentrate on my work, knowing that this is going on, that I’ve been kicked out of EBay. I’m not cool enough to sell crap on EBay. Did I mention how much this really blows?

If don’t receive a response by the end of the end, I’m going to whine and gripe some more because there’s nothing I can do. Isn’t it the point off EBay to empower the average citizen sell their items to the rest of the world, but now I don’t feel empowered at all. I feel like that I’m less of a person, because I can’t go on EBay.

DAMN YOU TO HELL EBAY!!! Unsuspend my account.

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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Sex part of a healthy lifestyle. I heard it on Orpah.

According to some doctor who’s a regular on Oprah, people should be having sex 200 times a year in order to live a healthy life. This must mean that I’m the unhealthiest person on the planet.

This doctor also said how having lots of sex can reduce your physiologic age by six years. This basically means that the people who look young are having lots and lots of sex. If you think about this, it makes perfect sense, since the people who look old are people you don’t want to have sex with in the first place.

I’ve also been wondering about the actual ratio of sex benefit vs. no sex and I’m been thinking that I might have figures this out. One sex session equals minus one cigarette. That’s why the people who smoke after sex won’t see the effects So if someone has sex 200 times a year that -200 cigarettes and it makes you 6 years younger.

I thought about this further and I came (no pun intended) to another conclusion. Porn stars must be the healthiest people on the planet. Think about it, they have lots and lots of sec, which is good for you according to the doctor. No wonder these girls look so healthy.

So let’s review. Sex is good for you, and porn stars are the healthiest people in the world. Heck, even that Ron Jeremy is pretty healthy. He used to be so healthy that he “didn’t have to leave the house”. Oh and this came from Oprah, so it has to be true.

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Friday, May 18, 2007

Photo Friday (The view outside my living room window)

Just like what the titles says. This is the view out my living room window.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

The elevator is MINE.

I have a confession to make. If you’re in the elevator with me in my building, then I hate you. I despise you and I think you’re the scum of the earth; with the possible exception of hot women.

I’ve discovered that I hate sharing the elevator with people I don’t know. If someone comes onto my elevator, (YES IT’S MINE !!!) and they push a button that’s below me, then I hate them because they’re slowing me down. I hate to wait for them to get off their floor. As well I’m better than them because I live ABOVE them. On the other hand, if they live above me then I REALLY hate them because they think they’re better than me because they live on a higher floor. They think that they’re better than me? We’ll I have news for them THEY’RE NOT !!!!. However I’m still better than the people who live on floors below me.

Oh another thing, if Elevator Small-Talk Tony from that Diet 7up commercial shows up in my elevator, then he’s a dead man. If he says, “does the door close button actually do anything” I’m going to kick his ass. I don’t want to hear any damn small talk in my elevator because if your in my elevator I HATE YOU, unless you’re a babe.

Ok, there are 3 elevators in my building and unless you’re going to the same floor as me, then GET OUT. I don’t want to share that small space with you. Unless your cute, then how about a hug?


Tuesday, May 15, 2007

You doon't need to know this.

Ever wonder if something is blogable or not? You sit there and wonder if this is something that should be shared, or kept to yourself. I started a blog post and after a few sentences, I asked myself, “Do people really need to know this?” This is the post in question.

“I had an issue where “something” wasn’t the right colour so I did some research. I checked out this web site and I make some interesting discoveries.”

After I typed that sentences and put in the web link, I asked myself. Do people care about “that topic”. Do they really need to know that I discovered that the Safeway Brand Grape juice crystals are turning my…you get the point. So there are indeed some things that I shouldn’t blog about.

I do have one cool time saver breakfast trick I want to share though. Take a handful of your favorite cereal and put it in your mouth, drink but don’t swallow some milk and then chew the cereal with the milk and TAA DAA Instant breakfast.

There’s one thing that I haven’t mastered yet though, it’s discovering what posts are going to trigger the most comments. I could go days without a comment and then I write something which I think is just Yadda Yadda and BAM !!! Comment City. Perhaps the key is not to try? Does Jay try? I know she gets major comments and is (we’ll I think so anyway) a A-level blogger, Comparing her blog and mine is kind of like comparing a Academy award movie to a an episode of Beavis and Butthead. I’m not saying that this is a bad thing, sometimes we need something with some depth and sometimes we just want to watch those 2 boys do something stupid. Oh, and secretly, sometimes I enjoy doing stupid things, like blogging about the colour of my…never mind.

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Monday, May 14, 2007

Paris going to Jail? That's Hot.

It’s Monday and that’s supposed to mean something, right? I’m not sure what it means, I just know that I have a nasty headache that will not go away, no matter how much drugs I take. I think I now what marriage is like. (Just Kidding).

I know I should have blogged about this last week, but there were some things going on and needless to say, I’m a little behind on current events. There is some good news though that needs to be blogged about. Paris Hilton is going to the Grey Bar Hotel. She’s going to The Can. She’s going to Jail!!! Now I normally, I would never take pleasure at the misfortunes of others but this time I’ll make an exception. Lock her up.

The reason that I’m being so cruel and heartless is because I think this little experience will help “little miss party girl” to finally grow up. This girl has had everything handed to her on a silver platter. Ever since she was in diapers, she has had people waiting on her on hand and foot. Even appearing on that lame ass train wreck of a reality show didn’t teach her any responsibility. She just laughed and goofed off and received her cheque.

Now, she going to learn, the hard way, that life does not revolve around her ass. She’s going into the can and she’s going to do some HARD TIME. We’ll actually, she’s probably just going to have to sit in a jail cell, wearing *GASP* prison coveralls. No designer clothes for Paris. No fancy meals for Paris. No freaky little dog for Paris. No makeup for Paris. No partying for Paris. What will Paris do? Paris will get her publicist to write a letter to the Governator asking for her not to be sent to jail.

I seriously doubt that Arnold will give her a pardon, because he doesn’t like “The flabby, lazy people”. Actually if Arnold were to give Paris a pardon, it would probably be with the condition that she has to train him with Governator for the 45 days. I can just picture Arnold yelling at poor little paris as she tries to lift some dumb bells as Arnold yells “COME ON. LOOK AT YOU FLABBY ARMS. PUMP YOUR ARMS UP.” Then Arnold would go to get some water after he says “I’ll be back”.

Honestly, I just want this girl to learn some sort of responsibility and spending 45 days in jail just might teach her that there are consequences to her actions. Though somehow I doubt she will. That girl has two skills, acting like an irresponsible bimbo and …you need to go online to find the second skill, but I’m sure you guessed it already.

The thing I find really funny that there are two petitions out there. One of them is to keep Paris out of jail and the second is to get rid of her for good. Guess which one I signed.

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Saturday, May 12, 2007

Friday, May 11, 2007

Photo Friday

Is it just me or is someone about to get their ass kicked?

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Thursday, May 10, 2007

I'm not nerdy, I swear

Ever since I heard that song, I’ve started a new obsession, a shameful obsession. Yes, I’m talking about MINESWEEPER. I’ve wasted hours on this stupid game lately. Why, because I want to beat the damn thing on Expert. I’ve mastered it on Beginner and Intermediate, but expert eludes me. I think this is the part where I put tape on my glasses, start wearing a pocket protector and start talking through my nose. I’m so pathetic.

I could be putting my time to better use than playing Minesweeper by doing … ANYTHING. I’m so pathetic. It’s all that damn songs fault. I heard White and nerdy and it became my anthem. Because of this I’ve decided to make some resolutions to make sure that I do not fall further into Nerddom

I will to never wear a protector.

I will to never play Trivial Pursuit with guys who talk through their noses.

I will to never give a rat’s ass about Kirk or Picard.

I will to not know pi past the second digit.

I will to never learn Pascal.

I will never learn Klingon.

I will not memorize The Holy Grail.

I will never edit anything in Wikipedia.

I will never wear a fanny pack.

I will not put my name on my underwear.

I will never do any of those things in order to stop my slide into nerddom. However I know there’s some hope for me BECAUSE, I don’t even know what the BLEEPING Glee club is.

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Tuesday, May 08, 2007



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Surfing at work.

I’m trying to look busy because someone else in in this office. I’m going home in 25 minutes and I don’t want to start anything new/ I was playing minesweeper (cause I’m White and Nerdy) but I can’t until this person goes away. The person in this office is a nice person and she does have to send an e-mail or two, but dammit, I just want her to leave. Go away, quit sending e-mail about crap. The worst part is that I can’t see what she’s doing. She could be on EBay for all I know, but I’m not going to check, because it would be rude. Rude Rude Rude.

Actually it’s about 20 minutes before I leave. I’m pissed off too because I forgot my lunch at home today and I’m HUNGRY. Perhaps the backpack would have helped shielded my from the homeless guy who decided to sit beside me, him and his raspy voice.

I know I shouldn’t be judgmental over someone who hasn’t had as much success and myself, but shit, he could have taken a bath in the damn shelter.

We’ll she’s typing now, not just clicking her mouse. This either means that she’s done reading and started to reply to the e-mails or she’s putting something new on EBay. Now she’s scrolling with her mouse and sighing. This must mean that she doesn’t like the shipping charge for the item being auctioned.

Ok she’s leaving now. I can go back to my little logic game. I play Minesweeper because I am White and Nerdy. I’m just scared that I’m going to turn my head and see Donny Osmond dancing.

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Monday, May 07, 2007

I'm back, Kinda, but is this a Yadda Yadda?

I’m still blogging from work. In theory, I should be online by tomorrow night, but you never know. The way I figure it, all they will have to do is connect a cable in the phone/cable room and that will be that.

What really bothers me is that I having to go through all this bullshit in order to do something that will take a few minutes. My ISP was told by Shaw that they were booked up. This is total Bullshit. I’m not asking them to lay a shit load of cable. (Why doesn’t laying some cable sounds dirty?). Customer service MY ASS.

I don’t want to turn this post into a WAA WAA, I have no Internet post, so I’ll move on, even though I CAN”T PLAY CITY OF HEROES BECAUSE I HAVE NO FRIGGIN INTERNET.

To be honest, I get a lot of blog post ideas from the Internet. Who would have thought that porn would give me so many blogging topics? Ok Digg is a good place to go for ideas, and dammit Digg has normal news stories as well. Digg isn’t just for geeks anymore.

Speaking of ideas, ok neighbors down south, you guys are getting waaaaayyy to paranoid. The “poppy coin” is not, I repeat, THE POPPY COIN IS NOT A SPY DEVICE. I mean, REALLY? How good would it be as a tracking item. Everything is fine until the person hits a vending machine and then…”Sir, he’s been at the Pepsi machine for 3 hours, he can’t seem to decide what to buy”.

I read about a machine that can squeeze 8 hours of sleep into 2 or 3 hours. What I need to ask is, are we sooo busy that we have to live off of 2 to 3 hours of sleep? How will I explain this to my pillow? Will my pillow understand? More importantly, does this mean that we’re too busy to cuddle? What does this say about our society when we don’t have time to CUDDLE? Sheesh.

I was wondering, have Mel Gibson pissed off anyone lately?

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Saturday, May 05, 2007

They screwed me over.

We'll I'm offline until Tuesday, though I will be able to blog from work. This really sucks. Oh for the record its SHAW CABLE'S Fault.


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PS. I'm blogging from a Shaw Public Terminal.