Richard Dean Anderson is going to be on the Simpsons and its about friggin time. I cannot wait for this episode to be aired. Unfortunately, it's not scheduled to air until March 26th 2006, so I'll be waiting awhile.
I'm pretty sure everyone has already guessed the plot but I'm going to yack about it anyway. Richard is going to get kidnapped by Patty and Selma. We should all know that Patty and Selma love MacGyver (and if you don't GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK, YOUR NOT ALLOWED HERE ANYMORE). Personally I'd like to see him use his "MacGyver" skills to create a Stargate. That would be an amusing way for him to escape, but he'll need Homer's help in building it.
Ok its, lame but its friggin hot. Its 30c outside right now, and that's 86 degrees Fahrenheit and for Canada, that's HOT !!!
So I leave you with a list of Sean Connery's favorite Celebrity Jeopardy categories.
Anal Bum Cover
Penis Mightier
Things Trebek Sucks
Hard On
Hor Semen
I have a hard on.
Famous Titties
I thank my friend "Turd Ferguson" for the list.
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Sunday, July 31, 2005
Saturday, July 30, 2005
Friday, July 29, 2005
Thursday, July 28, 2005
UPDATE: THEY'RE ASSHOLES
So yesterday I discover that there's this little ceremony for the outgoing warehouse manager, a little cake and gift thing. People are told to be in at noon, everyone but me.
So I ask the shift supervisor about what was going on and he tells me about the event but I CAN'T GO!!! Because my start time is 1:30pm. Then he says, I'm going to pay you overtime to eat cake and talk. This pissed me off but I kept it inside.
Fast Forward to today, I get into work a little early, about 12:45pm but I had no attentions of punching in, and working and I find everyone laughing it up, lada da da. EVERYONE has been pissing around for an hour. EXCEPT ME.
I'm sick of getting screwed about by these people. During the day, I was asked when I punched in and I said 1:00pm because there was a good chance that I could leave early. Next thing I hear is crap about not getting OT. I was ready to smack the guy.
To make a long story short, my last pickup was late do to mechanical problems and I got 30 minutes OT. SCREW EM !!!!
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So I ask the shift supervisor about what was going on and he tells me about the event but I CAN'T GO!!! Because my start time is 1:30pm. Then he says, I'm going to pay you overtime to eat cake and talk. This pissed me off but I kept it inside.
Fast Forward to today, I get into work a little early, about 12:45pm but I had no attentions of punching in, and working and I find everyone laughing it up, lada da da. EVERYONE has been pissing around for an hour. EXCEPT ME.
I'm sick of getting screwed about by these people. During the day, I was asked when I punched in and I said 1:00pm because there was a good chance that I could leave early. Next thing I hear is crap about not getting OT. I was ready to smack the guy.
To make a long story short, my last pickup was late do to mechanical problems and I got 30 minutes OT. SCREW EM !!!!
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I was having a good day ...
Like I said, I was having a good day but now I'm SERIOUSLY PISSED OFF AT THESE ASSHOLES FROM WORK.
Details to follow at 11:00pm
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Wednesday, July 27, 2005
HEY TURD BLOSSOM
I'm getting sick and tired of some jackass deciding that something is inappropriate for the average citizen to read. and removing it before I get the chance to decide for myself (that's censorship people). Some newspapers pulled Tuesday's and Wednesday's Doonesbury because the strip referred to Karl Rove as “Turd Blossom”. MY GOD, HEAD FOR THE HILLS. SOMEONE USED THE TERM TURD BLOOSOM. That's what CNN is reporting.
This is getting pathetic. There is nothing offensive about those words. If Garry Trudeau had referred to Rove as “Shit head” then I could see the problem. This has to do with some small minded editor who feels a need to protect the world from evil words like Turd Blossom. This is the Bloom County “Snuggle Bunny” incident all over again.
First you censor words, then sentences, then paragraphs, articles, books and before you know it, your censoring ideas, GET THAT Steve Shirk of the Kansas City Star? Or are you kissing ass in order to get a job in the White House you sell out piece of TURD.
Perhaps I'm looking at things the wrong way. Alright I remember a SNL (Saturday Night Live) skit where Norm Macdonald (he's from Canada, YAAAA) was playing Burt Reynolds and he changed his name to “Turd Furgeson” on Celebrity Jeopardy because it was a “funny name”. Turd is a funny word. I think, but perhaps there's an underlying meaning that I'm not aware of.
I'm looking up Turd at dictionary.com and we have 2 meanings. 1. A piece of excrement, and 2 A contemptible person. Is Karl Rove a contemptible person for revealing the identity of a CIA operative and therefore endangering her life or is he simply a piece of poop?
Now looking up blossom we find 1. A flower or cluster of flowers, 2. The condition or time of flowering: peach trees in blossom, 3. A period or condition of maximum development. Are these people objecting to this guy being referred to as a flower or does it have something to do with that show “Blossom”. You know the show with that Joey guy who would go WHOOAHH all the time. I never liked that show either but that's not a reason to remove a comic strip from a newspaper.
Perhaps these editors don't like the ideas of Karl Rove being refered to as a “Poop flower”? Or perhaps as a “maximally developed poop” referring to the fact that someone screwed up big time and the newspaper editors don't want us to think that someone in Washington screwed up big time. Oh that would never happen.
So in tradition of Hustler magazine, (I never read it, I get my smut from the internet, I mean porn is wrong), I officially name all these editors who pulled the Doonesbury comic from their pages as “Turd Bloosom's of the month".
You know, the strange thing is I don't even like Doonesbury anyway. I find it too dry.
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This is getting pathetic. There is nothing offensive about those words. If Garry Trudeau had referred to Rove as “Shit head” then I could see the problem. This has to do with some small minded editor who feels a need to protect the world from evil words like Turd Blossom. This is the Bloom County “Snuggle Bunny” incident all over again.
First you censor words, then sentences, then paragraphs, articles, books and before you know it, your censoring ideas, GET THAT Steve Shirk of the Kansas City Star? Or are you kissing ass in order to get a job in the White House you sell out piece of TURD.
Perhaps I'm looking at things the wrong way. Alright I remember a SNL (Saturday Night Live) skit where Norm Macdonald (he's from Canada, YAAAA) was playing Burt Reynolds and he changed his name to “Turd Furgeson” on Celebrity Jeopardy because it was a “funny name”. Turd is a funny word. I think, but perhaps there's an underlying meaning that I'm not aware of.
I'm looking up Turd at dictionary.com and we have 2 meanings. 1. A piece of excrement, and 2 A contemptible person. Is Karl Rove a contemptible person for revealing the identity of a CIA operative and therefore endangering her life or is he simply a piece of poop?
Now looking up blossom we find 1. A flower or cluster of flowers, 2. The condition or time of flowering: peach trees in blossom, 3. A period or condition of maximum development. Are these people objecting to this guy being referred to as a flower or does it have something to do with that show “Blossom”. You know the show with that Joey guy who would go WHOOAHH all the time. I never liked that show either but that's not a reason to remove a comic strip from a newspaper.
Perhaps these editors don't like the ideas of Karl Rove being refered to as a “Poop flower”? Or perhaps as a “maximally developed poop” referring to the fact that someone screwed up big time and the newspaper editors don't want us to think that someone in Washington screwed up big time. Oh that would never happen.
So in tradition of Hustler magazine, (I never read it, I get my smut from the internet, I mean porn is wrong), I officially name all these editors who pulled the Doonesbury comic from their pages as “Turd Bloosom's of the month".
You know, the strange thing is I don't even like Doonesbury anyway. I find it too dry.
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Tuesday, July 26, 2005
There's something not right about the Dutch
Remember yesterday, when I commented on Denmark's efforts to claim Hans Island. Well it's getting worse. I read this and I got really mad. Now the Dutch really have a problem. They're messing with the big guy now; the big guy in the red suit. YES I MEAN SANTA CLAUS. The Dutch are after the North Pole.
First of all, they're no land up there. It's just a huge ice flow. It's no like Antarctica, where there is ground underneath the ice and snow. There is no ground, just ice and snow over cold ocean water. So now the Dutch are after ice and snow. Don't they have enough in Greenland? Why do they need all that ice? Is there a huge demand for ice tea in Denmark? Perhaps they need it for their Slurpee machines. HEY DENMARK. YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN ICE AND SNOW WITH A FREEZER.
Of course, the real problem is that Denmark is after Santa Claus. That's my theory. I believe that someone high up in their government found Coal in their stocking one year and he's out for revenge. HEY BUSH, SEND SOME TROOPS TO THE NORTH POLE TO DEFEND SANTA CLAUS FROM THE DUTCH.
Now I'm concerned that the Dutch are going to make a move next Christmas, when Santa is off delivering the gifts. I hope he has the elves making military hardware because if the elves can't defend the North Pole, this will be worse than the time Santa was shot down over Iraq.
I think that Austin Power's dad is right when he said that the Dutch were evil. So I'm keeping my eye on them. Oh and if they try something, I think we should bomb the country with “The Little Mermaid” merchandise. Lord knows that Disney makes enough of that crap. The whole country would be waist deep in Ariel Dolls.
So this is a warning, Denmark. DON'T MESS WITH ST NICK.
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First of all, they're no land up there. It's just a huge ice flow. It's no like Antarctica, where there is ground underneath the ice and snow. There is no ground, just ice and snow over cold ocean water. So now the Dutch are after ice and snow. Don't they have enough in Greenland? Why do they need all that ice? Is there a huge demand for ice tea in Denmark? Perhaps they need it for their Slurpee machines. HEY DENMARK. YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN ICE AND SNOW WITH A FREEZER.
Of course, the real problem is that Denmark is after Santa Claus. That's my theory. I believe that someone high up in their government found Coal in their stocking one year and he's out for revenge. HEY BUSH, SEND SOME TROOPS TO THE NORTH POLE TO DEFEND SANTA CLAUS FROM THE DUTCH.
Now I'm concerned that the Dutch are going to make a move next Christmas, when Santa is off delivering the gifts. I hope he has the elves making military hardware because if the elves can't defend the North Pole, this will be worse than the time Santa was shot down over Iraq.
I think that Austin Power's dad is right when he said that the Dutch were evil. So I'm keeping my eye on them. Oh and if they try something, I think we should bomb the country with “The Little Mermaid” merchandise. Lord knows that Disney makes enough of that crap. The whole country would be waist deep in Ariel Dolls.
So this is a warning, Denmark. DON'T MESS WITH ST NICK.
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Monday, July 25, 2005
I'm going to bitch slap the BBC.
I came across this article this morning and I think someone needs to have the pickle removed from their ass. Apparently Canada and Denmark are having a disagreement over which nation owns a small island named Hans Island. What really has pissed me off is how the BBC's website is trying to make us look like an invading army.
The story talks about how the Canadian defense minister visits the island and Denmark is mad. Ok fine, no biggie. The story then talks about how some Danish minister named Tom Hoeyem, visited this place in 1984 and put up a Danish flag and put a note in a bottle, which said “Welcome to Denmark”. It pissed off the Canadian government but that's fine. This year, our defense minister visited the island and did pretty well the same thing (except they put up a Canadian flag) and now Denmark is sending a “letter of protest.” That's fine too. What I want to know is why the visit in 84 is described as a visit but the visit this year is described as an incursion.
Someone needs to go down to the BBC newsroom and start slapping people around. This is about as fair and balanced as FOXNEWS people. I'm not going to go into the politics of the issue (which the BBC never bothered to mention), instead I want to know why we were misrepresented here. I want to know why the BBC has to make Canada look like the bad guy by using words like “incursion”.
Looking up visit at dictionary.com, the first thing I read is ”To call on socially: visit friends.”. That's nice, someone is making a social call. Then I look up incursion and I read this “An aggressive entrance into foreign territory; a raid or invasion”. Nope, the BBC isn't playing with words here.
Anyway, I sent a “feedback remark” about the story, complaining about the choice of words and I'll let everyone know if the BBC responds to the Hoser from Calgary. Oh and I'm going to pay closer attention to what they write about Canada now, and if I see more of this biased news writing, then I'm going to make an incursion of my own. I'm going to fly down there and crosscheck these “media types” into their cubicles.
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The story talks about how the Canadian defense minister visits the island and Denmark is mad. Ok fine, no biggie. The story then talks about how some Danish minister named Tom Hoeyem, visited this place in 1984 and put up a Danish flag and put a note in a bottle, which said “Welcome to Denmark”. It pissed off the Canadian government but that's fine. This year, our defense minister visited the island and did pretty well the same thing (except they put up a Canadian flag) and now Denmark is sending a “letter of protest.” That's fine too. What I want to know is why the visit in 84 is described as a visit but the visit this year is described as an incursion.
Someone needs to go down to the BBC newsroom and start slapping people around. This is about as fair and balanced as FOXNEWS people. I'm not going to go into the politics of the issue (which the BBC never bothered to mention), instead I want to know why we were misrepresented here. I want to know why the BBC has to make Canada look like the bad guy by using words like “incursion”.
Looking up visit at dictionary.com, the first thing I read is ”To call on socially: visit friends.”. That's nice, someone is making a social call. Then I look up incursion and I read this “An aggressive entrance into foreign territory; a raid or invasion”. Nope, the BBC isn't playing with words here.
Anyway, I sent a “feedback remark” about the story, complaining about the choice of words and I'll let everyone know if the BBC responds to the Hoser from Calgary. Oh and I'm going to pay closer attention to what they write about Canada now, and if I see more of this biased news writing, then I'm going to make an incursion of my own. I'm going to fly down there and crosscheck these “media types” into their cubicles.
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Sunday, July 24, 2005
Blogger Block is my idea. Don't hork it eh
I have created the term “Bloggers Block”. I've invented it. I invented it because I'm suffering from it. I have Bloggers Block. So I choose to write about the term I've invented, and if Bill Gates, Steve Jobs or some other IT CEO with a lot of money, starts using it. I'M SUING !!!!! Ok maybe I'm not suing, but I'm going to do something.
This week, I've added a couple of blogs to my links including the Incredible Hulk's blog and I'll just ask the Hulk to take care of the corperate whore who stole my words. He will show up and scream, “PUNY HUMAN STEAL'S FRIENDS WORDS. HULK SMASH !!!!” Than would be cool.
Now I need to create a new type of brainstorming technique in order to come up with ideas to write about. Perhaps I could use the same technique as they use to decide what to use on “Will it Float” Don't worry, I'll explain Will it Float later in the week. Well either that or I'll talk about monkeys and boobs.
Actually I'm shocked to discover that in less than a month, I have to fly back east for my sister's wedding. I'm thinking about buying one of those giant foam cowboy hats and wearing it at the reception so all the people from Quebec will leave me the heck alone. At least speak English to me instead of French.
That's a major issue that I'm not looking forward to, is all the French, and the stupid dancing with my sister while they throw money bit. I know I've mentioned it before. Perhaps some of the money would get caught in the giant oversized foam cowboy hat. In that case it's MINE. MINE. ALL MINE.
I've started using ITunes as a jukebox, since it's there and easy to use but I can't see myself using it to actually buy music since it downloads as an aac file instead of a mp3 and I wouldn't be able to use it in my Playstation Portable. Though I've been using it and I've been listening to a lot of angry music today. Stuff like “I hate my dad” and “I'm going to pee on the lawn” and general GRRR stuff.
Metallica is the original angry music band in my opinion. Sure there have been other bands that have played loud and snarled as they sang but if you listen to the lyrics. They're really pissed. Its like angry biker music. You hear words like “Liberty or death, what we so proudly hail. Once you provoke her, rattling of her tail. Never begins it, never, but once engaged. Never surrenders, showing the fangs of rage”. Now these guys are pissed off. Though I think they're pissed off because they're loosing all their hair.
Well it looks like that I'm not going to be more productive tonight, since I've walked away from my PC twice sine I started this post so I'll just say G'Day eh.
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This week, I've added a couple of blogs to my links including the Incredible Hulk's blog and I'll just ask the Hulk to take care of the corperate whore who stole my words. He will show up and scream, “PUNY HUMAN STEAL'S FRIENDS WORDS. HULK SMASH !!!!” Than would be cool.
Now I need to create a new type of brainstorming technique in order to come up with ideas to write about. Perhaps I could use the same technique as they use to decide what to use on “Will it Float” Don't worry, I'll explain Will it Float later in the week. Well either that or I'll talk about monkeys and boobs.
Actually I'm shocked to discover that in less than a month, I have to fly back east for my sister's wedding. I'm thinking about buying one of those giant foam cowboy hats and wearing it at the reception so all the people from Quebec will leave me the heck alone. At least speak English to me instead of French.
That's a major issue that I'm not looking forward to, is all the French, and the stupid dancing with my sister while they throw money bit. I know I've mentioned it before. Perhaps some of the money would get caught in the giant oversized foam cowboy hat. In that case it's MINE. MINE. ALL MINE.
I've started using ITunes as a jukebox, since it's there and easy to use but I can't see myself using it to actually buy music since it downloads as an aac file instead of a mp3 and I wouldn't be able to use it in my Playstation Portable. Though I've been using it and I've been listening to a lot of angry music today. Stuff like “I hate my dad” and “I'm going to pee on the lawn” and general GRRR stuff.
Metallica is the original angry music band in my opinion. Sure there have been other bands that have played loud and snarled as they sang but if you listen to the lyrics. They're really pissed. Its like angry biker music. You hear words like “Liberty or death, what we so proudly hail. Once you provoke her, rattling of her tail. Never begins it, never, but once engaged. Never surrenders, showing the fangs of rage”. Now these guys are pissed off. Though I think they're pissed off because they're loosing all their hair.
Well it looks like that I'm not going to be more productive tonight, since I've walked away from my PC twice sine I started this post so I'll just say G'Day eh.
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Saturday, July 23, 2005
Friday, July 22, 2005
Thursday, July 21, 2005
I will not fear the EVIL MONKEY
Now I’m thinking that monkeys are evil. It’s now in the back of my mind thanks to SJ. THANK YOU !!!!
I’m reminded of the evil monkey that lives in Chris’s room on The Family Guy. How he strikes fear in Chris. How he needs to get away. Then I wonder, what happened to create the world of Planet of the Apes?? Now I’m sure that my monkey friend wouldn’t try to take over the world. Then I remembered the “Outbreak Monkey”. That monkey “innocently” took out an entire town with his plague. His monkey plague.
I still want a monkey though, but if something happens and I suddenly stop posting, then find that monkey and avenge me.
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Wednesday, July 20, 2005
I want a cute little Monkey
I want a monkey. Having a monkey would be cool. He could sit on my shoulder as I go about the day doing my regular routine, but the monkey could also do little things for me like, throw its poop at people I don’t like. My monkey could also flip off people for me, not to mention many other items.
I could use the monkey to help me ‘wooo’ women. Picture this, a lovely lady is sitting in the park somewhere and my monkey helper shows up and delivers a flower. What a cute monkey. HUH? I think I’m up to something.
Now where am I going to find this monkey? They don’t have any on EBay and I doubt that I would be able to “take” one from the zoo. The last time I was at the zoo, they asked me for ID before I left. Something about me escaping my cage.
Oh well, but I STILL WANT A MONKEY !!!
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Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Some people are just assholes.
I just read this on CNN and IÂ’m pissed. This guy is the father of one of the 9/11 donkey fuckers (I refuse to give them any form of dignity by referring to them as terrorists). This scumbag praised the attack on London and he says that he wants to see more of these attacks take place. WeÂ’ll if it means that youÂ’re going to be the one blowing yourself up, then be my guest.
Every day, the news is filled with details of the bombers, as CCTV (Closed Circuit Television) footage of these dumb donkey fuckers are seen and we hear more details about them. One of them had a wife who was expecting. What kind of coward chooses to blow himself up and take other people with him, instead of taking responsible for his newborn child. I feel sorry for this child, when people ask about his/her father. This child will talk about the cowardly act his father made, instead of being responsible of this family. I admit that IÂ’m not a an expert of the QurÂ’an but IÂ’m pretty sure that it says that fathers should take care of their children.
Now I’m left wondering, what drove these people to suicide. Was it religious furore or the fact that their wives wouldn’t shut up! I would watch CNN with footage of the mid east and the women would come out and they would be making that that AYYYEEEE AYYYEEE AYYYYEE noise that Xena makes. I wonder, if it was so bad that they jumped at the chance to blow themselves up. “I won’t here that noise anymore”
Why do you think men go fishing or hunting at 5:00am? Because itÂ’s the one trip that the wives wonÂ’t want to take. The secret of making sure that your wife wonÂ’t follow you on a trip. NO INDOOR PLUMBING.
As for Mohamed el-Amir, may he and all who think like him be raped by a thousands donkeys.
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Every day, the news is filled with details of the bombers, as CCTV (Closed Circuit Television) footage of these dumb donkey fuckers are seen and we hear more details about them. One of them had a wife who was expecting. What kind of coward chooses to blow himself up and take other people with him, instead of taking responsible for his newborn child. I feel sorry for this child, when people ask about his/her father. This child will talk about the cowardly act his father made, instead of being responsible of this family. I admit that IÂ’m not a an expert of the QurÂ’an but IÂ’m pretty sure that it says that fathers should take care of their children.
Now I’m left wondering, what drove these people to suicide. Was it religious furore or the fact that their wives wouldn’t shut up! I would watch CNN with footage of the mid east and the women would come out and they would be making that that AYYYEEEE AYYYEEE AYYYYEE noise that Xena makes. I wonder, if it was so bad that they jumped at the chance to blow themselves up. “I won’t here that noise anymore”
Why do you think men go fishing or hunting at 5:00am? Because itÂ’s the one trip that the wives wonÂ’t want to take. The secret of making sure that your wife wonÂ’t follow you on a trip. NO INDOOR PLUMBING.
As for Mohamed el-Amir, may he and all who think like him be raped by a thousands donkeys.
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Monday, July 18, 2005
I swear that I wasn't looking at his 'deal'
Alright, here I am, after another podcast and I've come to realize that I NEED A PARTER FOR MY PODCAST. While I can carry on for awhile, I think that having someone else to talk with and interact with is what is seriously needed to push the Podcast to the next level. After that, I'll be forced to put some real work into it. So I defiantly want to do a Skypecast. That's a podcast over Skype so my co podcaster can be anywhere in the world. Hint Hint.
Well today sucked as every Monday does but now I have to deal with issues with my new work ID. They put a chip inside and I have to wave it across this sensor in order to punch in or out, so I have to make sure that I don't forget my ID.
I think my problem is that I covered a fair bit of stuff on yesterday's podcast and I don't want to repeat myself, but I will say one thing. ITUNES SUCKS. It's such a lame ass program and I really don't want to use the thing. I prefer other means of getting my Podcasts; though I hear that 'other' means will be coming soon according to one of my tech podcasts that I listen to.
Speaking of Podcasts, yesterday I referred to a Podcast called "Look at his Butt". It was about Star Trek and done by two women who sounded like moms. Well I never had the chance to listen to the whole podcast until after I recorded mine and I've decided that "THEY'RE NUTS". At one point they're talking about something they call and EVE. Basically they're looking to see if Kirk has "Wood" in his pants. So I've listening and laughing at this and they're referring to a certain episode, during a certain scene and they're talking about how Kirk is going to take Uhura's eye out.
Anyway, I end up at their site and I'm looking at pictures of the scenes they are talking about and I'm trying to decide if Kirk does have a "chubby". I save one of the pictures and start to zoom in and then I realize. WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING !!!! WHY DO I CARE IS WILLIAM SHATNER HAS A BONER DURING AN EPISODE OF STAR TREK. AM I GAY??? Needless to say, I stopped looking and threw the pic in the recycle bin and emptied it.
A day after that experience though, I'm feeling better and I'm sure that I'm not gay. I spent part of the day, checking out cleavage and women's ass so I know that I'm straight. I also made a promise to myself. I will never ever try to find out if any male Star Trek character is sporting a 'boner'. Saying that, I now feel a need to find "altered pictures of Michelle Forbes and Nicole deBoer.
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Well today sucked as every Monday does but now I have to deal with issues with my new work ID. They put a chip inside and I have to wave it across this sensor in order to punch in or out, so I have to make sure that I don't forget my ID.
I think my problem is that I covered a fair bit of stuff on yesterday's podcast and I don't want to repeat myself, but I will say one thing. ITUNES SUCKS. It's such a lame ass program and I really don't want to use the thing. I prefer other means of getting my Podcasts; though I hear that 'other' means will be coming soon according to one of my tech podcasts that I listen to.
Speaking of Podcasts, yesterday I referred to a Podcast called "Look at his Butt". It was about Star Trek and done by two women who sounded like moms. Well I never had the chance to listen to the whole podcast until after I recorded mine and I've decided that "THEY'RE NUTS". At one point they're talking about something they call and EVE. Basically they're looking to see if Kirk has "Wood" in his pants. So I've listening and laughing at this and they're referring to a certain episode, during a certain scene and they're talking about how Kirk is going to take Uhura's eye out.
Anyway, I end up at their site and I'm looking at pictures of the scenes they are talking about and I'm trying to decide if Kirk does have a "chubby". I save one of the pictures and start to zoom in and then I realize. WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING !!!! WHY DO I CARE IS WILLIAM SHATNER HAS A BONER DURING AN EPISODE OF STAR TREK. AM I GAY??? Needless to say, I stopped looking and threw the pic in the recycle bin and emptied it.
A day after that experience though, I'm feeling better and I'm sure that I'm not gay. I spent part of the day, checking out cleavage and women's ass so I know that I'm straight. I also made a promise to myself. I will never ever try to find out if any male Star Trek character is sporting a 'boner'. Saying that, I now feel a need to find "altered pictures of Michelle Forbes and Nicole deBoer.
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Sunday, July 17, 2005
Another Podcast
Select Podcast 2
I have a gig of FREE SPACE for my Podcast so I'm going Nuts. Perhaps one day I'll have something really profound to say.
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I have a gig of FREE SPACE for my Podcast so I'm going Nuts. Perhaps one day I'll have something really profound to say.
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Friday, July 15, 2005
Thursday, July 14, 2005
Working with Yadda
Has everyone seen the amount of traffic going that Vics is getting lately? Wow!!! Oh and they were all sent by Michelle. It’s nice that she’s so popular, but as one of the loyal readers from before, I feel that I have to ask. WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU BEFORE !!!!!! She does rock and I’ll continue to send hugs.
Last night I caught the first 2 episodes of “Brat Camp”, and while the show is far from spectacular, I love the idea of watching juvenile delinquents getting what they deserve for causing such hardship to their parents. SUFFER YOU LITTLE BITCHES AND BASTARDS !!!!!! WELCOME TO REAL LIFE.
Speaking of real life. It seems that my time is limited. Between doing some tech support and other work. There’s not enough time in the day to do everything that I need to do. Oh well. I’ll be more interesting this weekend as I prepare another Podcast.
Oh and to answer Hugh’s question, there is something that is read by the police (I can’t remember what its called, I think its called a caution or something like that) but if the RCMP or city police fail to read it, its not grounds for dismissal of the charges.
Oh and when the heck is HaloScan going to fix their little comment counter issue. Its annoying as hell.
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Last night I caught the first 2 episodes of “Brat Camp”, and while the show is far from spectacular, I love the idea of watching juvenile delinquents getting what they deserve for causing such hardship to their parents. SUFFER YOU LITTLE BITCHES AND BASTARDS !!!!!! WELCOME TO REAL LIFE.
Speaking of real life. It seems that my time is limited. Between doing some tech support and other work. There’s not enough time in the day to do everything that I need to do. Oh well. I’ll be more interesting this weekend as I prepare another Podcast.
Oh and to answer Hugh’s question, there is something that is read by the police (I can’t remember what its called, I think its called a caution or something like that) but if the RCMP or city police fail to read it, its not grounds for dismissal of the charges.
Oh and when the heck is HaloScan going to fix their little comment counter issue. Its annoying as hell.
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Wednesday, July 13, 2005
There's a point somewhere
Well last night I couldn't get access to the PC at work and by the time I got home, I was wiped so here I am NOW. The problem is, yesterday I had multiple topics to discuss. Today, my mind has gone blank, so I'm going to do this on the fly.
First thing, OurMedia.org still sucks. I posted my podcast there, about 3 ½ days ago and they STILL haven't put it up. Again, I have to say “Thank you Podblaze” and if I haven't mentioned it 100 times yet. I'll plug it again. Check out the Dawn and Drew show. That is a really good podcast, but if your under 18, or get offended really easily, DON'T LISTEN. Now that should motivate everyone going to go there. They say naughty stuff.
Speaking of podcasts, I heard that there's one area of the podcast universe that is being underserved and that's podcasts about sex. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT? Usually its sex that drives sales of new technology. From the sale of videotape porn on VHS, the sale of porn on pay per view cable TV, to the viewing of porn on the internet. At least until the downloading of MP3's overtook smut downloading as the number one use of the internet. Well apparently someone is going to do something about that (but it won't be me), because if I were to do a sex related podcast, it would basically involve me talking about how I don't know what I'm doing and me begging, for some. Absolutely disgraceful, I know.
Has anyone seen the London Bomb Blast group on Flickr? Apparently, some people has enough wits about them to take pictures of the event unfolding around them with their camera phones. I think that is a great use, for what some people call a frivolous technology. Let's be honest. A Camera phone is a novelty, but now people are using it to catch actual news events. First we had people writing news stories on blogs and now we can also be photo journalists with our camera phone. I hear that some of the pictures ended up on news broadcasts. Perhaps this is a sign that journalism is changing and anyone can report events now with the use of a blog and a camera phone. Any event can be brought to the world.
One thing that really annoys me is how the dictionary on Word 2003, doesn't recognize blog and podcast. COME ON MICROSOFT!!!! I had to add the words manually. Listen to me Microsoft. Update the damn dictionary.
Mmm looks like my ramblings had a common point. Something about technology allowing us to broadcast our words and experiences to a large audience. Who would have thought that my ramblings would have lead to some sort of point?
Oh yeah, I remember someone saying something in the comments about wanting to do their own podcast, well the site and the hosting is free so let's get going people. Pick up a microphone for your PC (Even an el cheapo one from Radio Shack) and start podcasting people. Oh if you need a program to record your voice to MP3. Here's a link to a free program. Stepvoice recorder is a simple program that will record your voice to MP3, as long as you have your microphone hooked up.
Anyway, until tomorrow.
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First thing, OurMedia.org still sucks. I posted my podcast there, about 3 ½ days ago and they STILL haven't put it up. Again, I have to say “Thank you Podblaze” and if I haven't mentioned it 100 times yet. I'll plug it again. Check out the Dawn and Drew show. That is a really good podcast, but if your under 18, or get offended really easily, DON'T LISTEN. Now that should motivate everyone going to go there. They say naughty stuff.
Speaking of podcasts, I heard that there's one area of the podcast universe that is being underserved and that's podcasts about sex. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT? Usually its sex that drives sales of new technology. From the sale of videotape porn on VHS, the sale of porn on pay per view cable TV, to the viewing of porn on the internet. At least until the downloading of MP3's overtook smut downloading as the number one use of the internet. Well apparently someone is going to do something about that (but it won't be me), because if I were to do a sex related podcast, it would basically involve me talking about how I don't know what I'm doing and me begging, for some. Absolutely disgraceful, I know.
Has anyone seen the London Bomb Blast group on Flickr? Apparently, some people has enough wits about them to take pictures of the event unfolding around them with their camera phones. I think that is a great use, for what some people call a frivolous technology. Let's be honest. A Camera phone is a novelty, but now people are using it to catch actual news events. First we had people writing news stories on blogs and now we can also be photo journalists with our camera phone. I hear that some of the pictures ended up on news broadcasts. Perhaps this is a sign that journalism is changing and anyone can report events now with the use of a blog and a camera phone. Any event can be brought to the world.
One thing that really annoys me is how the dictionary on Word 2003, doesn't recognize blog and podcast. COME ON MICROSOFT!!!! I had to add the words manually. Listen to me Microsoft. Update the damn dictionary.
Mmm looks like my ramblings had a common point. Something about technology allowing us to broadcast our words and experiences to a large audience. Who would have thought that my ramblings would have lead to some sort of point?
Oh yeah, I remember someone saying something in the comments about wanting to do their own podcast, well the site and the hosting is free so let's get going people. Pick up a microphone for your PC (Even an el cheapo one from Radio Shack) and start podcasting people. Oh if you need a program to record your voice to MP3. Here's a link to a free program. Stepvoice recorder is a simple program that will record your voice to MP3, as long as you have your microphone hooked up.
Anyway, until tomorrow.
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Monday, July 11, 2005
Just a quicky
My brain hurts. I worked an 11hour shift today, (so I got some real OT). I'm tired but I want to say some things,
First, for SJ benefit. The best way to describe a podcast, is to call it a talk radio show on an MP3 that could can listen to at your convenience. The reason it's called a Podcast refers to how people would listen to it on their Ipod's like a radio show but instead of a broadcast, its a podcast. Get it?
Ok from now on, I'll try to limit my PSwhatever stuff. I was listening to a podcast about videogames and all I could think was DORK !!!! I admit to being a geek but I try to hide it so for everyone's sake. A PS2 is a Playstation 2 and a PSP is a Playstation Portable. I know this because I'm l33t (Elite).
Well I've seem to have gotten good feedback over the lastest Podcast (WOO HOO). Now that I found Podblaze.com, and you can create a FREE account and start podcasting yourself, though the FREE Producer account is limited. Don't sign up for the listener account because its worthless.
Well my still brain hurts and I need some. I'll try to have something more interesting for tomorrow. Oh did I mention that Ourmedia.com still sucks. It's been 2 days and my podcast still isn't up there.
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First, for SJ benefit. The best way to describe a podcast, is to call it a talk radio show on an MP3 that could can listen to at your convenience. The reason it's called a Podcast refers to how people would listen to it on their Ipod's like a radio show but instead of a broadcast, its a podcast. Get it?
Ok from now on, I'll try to limit my PSwhatever stuff. I was listening to a podcast about videogames and all I could think was DORK !!!! I admit to being a geek but I try to hide it so for everyone's sake. A PS2 is a Playstation 2 and a PSP is a Playstation Portable. I know this because I'm l33t (Elite).
Well I've seem to have gotten good feedback over the lastest Podcast (WOO HOO). Now that I found Podblaze.com, and you can create a FREE account and start podcasting yourself, though the FREE Producer account is limited. Don't sign up for the listener account because its worthless.
Well my still brain hurts and I need some. I'll try to have something more interesting for tomorrow. Oh did I mention that Ourmedia.com still sucks. It's been 2 days and my podcast still isn't up there.
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Sunday, July 10, 2005
OurMedia sucks
I remember thinking that OurMedia.org was a great idea. Well I take it back, they suck. I know they're still in Alpha but I want results, even if I'm not paying for them. So now I've set up a podcast site, thanks to www.podblaze.com and it's FREE. My audioblog post is there now.
So today I ended up at the Stampede and scarfed down some mini donuts for Dr. Cheryl. I wasn't there too long actually. I checked some stuff out. I had to see Martin Yan do his live cooking show. I also went to check out the Superdogs, and Rodeo X.
This year, it seems that the bands playing at the Stampede grounds suck. In years past they had some good free music but I don't know what is going on. I think Coca Cola got cheap this year.
However this doesn't mean that there isn't any good acts to see in town this week. You just have to pay to see them. Cowboys has Vanilla Ice. Colin James, David Lee Roth and Sam Roberts playing this week. THAT'S JUST ONE WEEK IN ONE CLUB!!! Coyotes has Bo Diddley, Theory of a Deadman, The Jamie Kennedy Experiment and Bif Naked. Anyway, you get my point.
Oh and whoever thought it was a good idea to put that BLEEPING Howl in the Coyotes website needs a serious kick in the nuts.
So once again, I'm starting to listen to a lot of podcasts. Now that I have my second hard drive back, I can download with impunity. Right now I have 111Gigs of free space.
I've been listening to the usual tech related stuff, like This Week in Tech, but now I'm also listening to Diggnation, a new podcast from the people at Digg.com and its being done by Kevin Rose and Alex Albrecht. I liked them when they hosted the Screen Savers towards the end before those bastards at G4 killed it and started that bullshit “Attack of the Show” show.
A really good podcast is Dawn and Drew. They live in an old farmhouse in the country and they're pretty funny. The last one I listened to, Dawn was talking how men with boobs make her hot.
Another one I listened to was Keith and the Girl. It feels similar to Dawn and Drew but it has a Howard Stern New York feel to it. Again a good listen.
Then I remembered that I had an idea of doing a Skypecast, chatting with someone on Skype and recording that but I never got around to it. Oh well, in the near future.
Oh, I put up a crapload of pics on my mobblog, mostly the Stampede parade before my camera phone died (piss me off) and I have a bunch more to put up, so I'll get right on that.
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So today I ended up at the Stampede and scarfed down some mini donuts for Dr. Cheryl. I wasn't there too long actually. I checked some stuff out. I had to see Martin Yan do his live cooking show. I also went to check out the Superdogs, and Rodeo X.
This year, it seems that the bands playing at the Stampede grounds suck. In years past they had some good free music but I don't know what is going on. I think Coca Cola got cheap this year.
However this doesn't mean that there isn't any good acts to see in town this week. You just have to pay to see them. Cowboys has Vanilla Ice. Colin James, David Lee Roth and Sam Roberts playing this week. THAT'S JUST ONE WEEK IN ONE CLUB!!! Coyotes has Bo Diddley, Theory of a Deadman, The Jamie Kennedy Experiment and Bif Naked. Anyway, you get my point.
Oh and whoever thought it was a good idea to put that BLEEPING Howl in the Coyotes website needs a serious kick in the nuts.
So once again, I'm starting to listen to a lot of podcasts. Now that I have my second hard drive back, I can download with impunity. Right now I have 111Gigs of free space.
I've been listening to the usual tech related stuff, like This Week in Tech, but now I'm also listening to Diggnation, a new podcast from the people at Digg.com and its being done by Kevin Rose and Alex Albrecht. I liked them when they hosted the Screen Savers towards the end before those bastards at G4 killed it and started that bullshit “Attack of the Show” show.
A really good podcast is Dawn and Drew. They live in an old farmhouse in the country and they're pretty funny. The last one I listened to, Dawn was talking how men with boobs make her hot.
Another one I listened to was Keith and the Girl. It feels similar to Dawn and Drew but it has a Howard Stern New York feel to it. Again a good listen.
Then I remembered that I had an idea of doing a Skypecast, chatting with someone on Skype and recording that but I never got around to it. Oh well, in the near future.
Oh, I put up a crapload of pics on my mobblog, mostly the Stampede parade before my camera phone died (piss me off) and I have a bunch more to put up, so I'll get right on that.
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Friday, July 08, 2005
Thursday, July 07, 2005
I grieve for the innocent who died for nothing
Usually this blog is for my smart ass comments and there are things that I have seen today that I could have written about that could have been humorous. Instead I feel a need to share my sadness and rage over the events that took place in London.
First I want to send my deepest sympathies to the people who have lost friends and loved ones. These people committed no crime. They were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. It’s not fair that they had to die because of the act of spineless cowards. I pray that the people who lost their lives felt no pain and are now in God’s loving arms.
Secondly I want to say to you cowards who plant bombs and hide. If you and your leaders are go great, then why do you hide? Why do your leaders hide in caves. Why do you sneak around like common thieves instead of facing your opponents? Why do you strike at innocent people? Why is it that when I ever see videos of your kind, your faces are covered? At least Osama has the guts to show his face. You people come to the west and live our way of life and then strike against up. Go back to where you come from you goat fuckers.
Finally, do you honestly think your going to get away with your acts? For awhile there has been some sentiment over here about the value of fighting the war on terror. Congratulations, you just reminded everyone why we need to destroy your kind. Why we need to neuter and gag you so you cannot cause any more trouble. We need to put you somewhere where your closed minded, savage, ideas will not cause any more trouble.
I know that these events are taking place near to Vics, her family and her friends. She wrote about the concern she had over her best friend who lives in London. Luckily her friend and family are safe and I’m thank God for that in a moment.
I look forward to the day, that the light of vengeance shines of these cowards who desecrate the word Islam. I have friends who follow Islam and they are all disgusted by these acts. These people are as much followers of Islam as the KKK are followers of Christianity.
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First I want to send my deepest sympathies to the people who have lost friends and loved ones. These people committed no crime. They were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. It’s not fair that they had to die because of the act of spineless cowards. I pray that the people who lost their lives felt no pain and are now in God’s loving arms.
Secondly I want to say to you cowards who plant bombs and hide. If you and your leaders are go great, then why do you hide? Why do your leaders hide in caves. Why do you sneak around like common thieves instead of facing your opponents? Why do you strike at innocent people? Why is it that when I ever see videos of your kind, your faces are covered? At least Osama has the guts to show his face. You people come to the west and live our way of life and then strike against up. Go back to where you come from you goat fuckers.
Finally, do you honestly think your going to get away with your acts? For awhile there has been some sentiment over here about the value of fighting the war on terror. Congratulations, you just reminded everyone why we need to destroy your kind. Why we need to neuter and gag you so you cannot cause any more trouble. We need to put you somewhere where your closed minded, savage, ideas will not cause any more trouble.
I know that these events are taking place near to Vics, her family and her friends. She wrote about the concern she had over her best friend who lives in London. Luckily her friend and family are safe and I’m thank God for that in a moment.
I look forward to the day, that the light of vengeance shines of these cowards who desecrate the word Islam. I have friends who follow Islam and they are all disgusted by these acts. These people are as much followers of Islam as the KKK are followers of Christianity.
My 2 bytes.
Tuesday, July 05, 2005
I'm seriously pissed.
WARNING, I SWEAR MY HEAD OFF IN THIS POST
I’m not as pissed as earlier today. I did manage to calm down but I still didn’t appreciate having someone scream “WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR ARE IN YOUR FACE”.
It finally happened between J. and myself. I just couldn’t take it anymore and I had to say something. This ‘person’ was talking down to people and spoke to him about it. How I didn’t appreciate him treating people like that. He then told me to “mind my own business”, to which I said, “When I see my co-workers being mistreated, IT IS MY BUSINES”. Well he took off, pouting for awhile and later he came back screaming in my face.
The only reason that it stopped when it did was because someone in management showed up to stop it, end even then he wouldn’t shut up, he kept swearing at me to my personal satisfaction. ‘Yes, dig yourself deeper asshole.’
Though after the event, I found that I couldn’t even fill out a stupid packing slip because my hands were shaking in rage. I wanted to choke the life out of that useless, drunken fuck. I want him out of my life.
I’m not the person who likes to swear. Swearing in normal conversation, in my opinion, just shows how someone doesn’t have the intelligence to describe their feeling or ideas. Though when someone is as mad as I was, part of their brains shut down, though in my case, I kept my wits out me, so I could maintain the “high ground”. However I want to say to J. from the bottom of my heart. “J. GO TO FUCKING HELL, YOU NO GOOD PIECE OF SHIT, YOU ALCOHOLIC FUCK, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE. YOU STUPID ASSHOLE, YOU BURDEN ON SOCIETY, YOU LAZY MOTHER FUCKING PRICK”.
To anyone who was offended by these words, I’m sorry (unless you the J. I’m referring to, in that case, GO FUCK YOUSELF).
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I’m not as pissed as earlier today. I did manage to calm down but I still didn’t appreciate having someone scream “WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR ARE IN YOUR FACE”.
It finally happened between J. and myself. I just couldn’t take it anymore and I had to say something. This ‘person’ was talking down to people and spoke to him about it. How I didn’t appreciate him treating people like that. He then told me to “mind my own business”, to which I said, “When I see my co-workers being mistreated, IT IS MY BUSINES”. Well he took off, pouting for awhile and later he came back screaming in my face.
The only reason that it stopped when it did was because someone in management showed up to stop it, end even then he wouldn’t shut up, he kept swearing at me to my personal satisfaction. ‘Yes, dig yourself deeper asshole.’
Though after the event, I found that I couldn’t even fill out a stupid packing slip because my hands were shaking in rage. I wanted to choke the life out of that useless, drunken fuck. I want him out of my life.
I’m not the person who likes to swear. Swearing in normal conversation, in my opinion, just shows how someone doesn’t have the intelligence to describe their feeling or ideas. Though when someone is as mad as I was, part of their brains shut down, though in my case, I kept my wits out me, so I could maintain the “high ground”. However I want to say to J. from the bottom of my heart. “J. GO TO FUCKING HELL, YOU NO GOOD PIECE OF SHIT, YOU ALCOHOLIC FUCK, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE. YOU STUPID ASSHOLE, YOU BURDEN ON SOCIETY, YOU LAZY MOTHER FUCKING PRICK”.
To anyone who was offended by these words, I’m sorry (unless you the J. I’m referring to, in that case, GO FUCK YOUSELF).
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Monday, July 04, 2005
Monday's Yadda Yadda
It’s Independence Day and I’ll say Happy 4th of July to my neighbors across the border (AND KEEP IT DOWN, YOUR SCARING THE MOOSE). Well my Canada day was pleasant and I hope everything else enjoyed their long weekend.
Once again, I want to write but I cannot think of anything to write about so it’s this is going to be a Yadda Yadda post.
I’m going to be videotaping my sister’s wedding now. I agreed to do it, despite all the problems that I’m going to encounter. Its going to be a French ceremony and my French is pretty bad. Then I find out that the ceremony is going to be a full mass. A FULL MASS? What is the problem with these French Canadian priests. I’m starting to like this idea even less. I also hear that this guy only allows one photographer and one videographer per wedding. He might be a Roman Catholic Priest but I’m not scared of doing things my way. I’m pissed off at the local bishop’s anti-gay stance lately, and he keeps shooting his mouth off to the local media. You replace the word, homosexual with the “N” word and he sounds like the head of the KKK. He’s really embarrassing. To bad, I can’t remember his name, but to be honest, he’s not important enough for me to remember his name. I’ll never be creating his image on a piece of toast.
Well I’m hoping that new replacement hard drive will arrive tomorrow. It’s been almost 2 weeks and I’m starting to get fed up. What really annoys me was that the waybill was created on June 30th but the package wasn’t scanned until today. At least its coming from BC instead of Ontario so I should have it tomorrow, Wednesday the latest, though I will be annoyed if I do have to wait till Wednesday.
I’m booking Friday off to go to the Stampede Parade. I always enjoy the parade. Lots of people and it’s a fun time for all. I plan to take some pics and I’ll put them on my mobblog.
Time is limited so I’m out of here.
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Once again, I want to write but I cannot think of anything to write about so it’s this is going to be a Yadda Yadda post.
I’m going to be videotaping my sister’s wedding now. I agreed to do it, despite all the problems that I’m going to encounter. Its going to be a French ceremony and my French is pretty bad. Then I find out that the ceremony is going to be a full mass. A FULL MASS? What is the problem with these French Canadian priests. I’m starting to like this idea even less. I also hear that this guy only allows one photographer and one videographer per wedding. He might be a Roman Catholic Priest but I’m not scared of doing things my way. I’m pissed off at the local bishop’s anti-gay stance lately, and he keeps shooting his mouth off to the local media. You replace the word, homosexual with the “N” word and he sounds like the head of the KKK. He’s really embarrassing. To bad, I can’t remember his name, but to be honest, he’s not important enough for me to remember his name. I’ll never be creating his image on a piece of toast.
Well I’m hoping that new replacement hard drive will arrive tomorrow. It’s been almost 2 weeks and I’m starting to get fed up. What really annoys me was that the waybill was created on June 30th but the package wasn’t scanned until today. At least its coming from BC instead of Ontario so I should have it tomorrow, Wednesday the latest, though I will be annoyed if I do have to wait till Wednesday.
I’m booking Friday off to go to the Stampede Parade. I always enjoy the parade. Lots of people and it’s a fun time for all. I plan to take some pics and I’ll put them on my mobblog.
Time is limited so I’m out of here.
My 2 bytes.
Sunday, July 03, 2005
MINI KISS IS IN THE HOUSE
I hear that these guys will be in town this week and all I can say is “Damn, I’m going to miss them”, because of work.
I just wonder how good are they? Does the Gene Simmons imitator spit flame, or sticks his tongue out like the original? Ever since Mini Me, were seeing a trend of mini versions of people. I’ve seen Mini Jay Leno, now Mini Kiss and Mini Elvis. I know that we now live in a time where things are getting smaller but this is nuts. To be fair, these guys seem to be more successful than I, so there. I admit it. They have something to market and are doing well (though their skills don’t include web design).
I keep wanting to make some smart ass comments but I just can’t bring myself to it. At first you would think that this is something to make fun at but the more I think of it, the more I can’t find anything to joke about. Sure they are smaller versions of Kiss and they are a novelty act (god help them if they don’t know that) but they’re still cool.
There was one “little person” from the movie “Time Bandits” on an episode of “Ed the Sock” and I distinctly remember the guy saying “Sometimes, people feel a need to discuss my height and if you do come up to me to talk about it, FUCK OFF”, and he spent the rest of the show in a hot tub with some hot babes. He even ended up spanking one of the dancers who was really smitten by him.
I find myself lost for words and I find myself surprised by the respect for these guys as they have performed with many celebrities. I’ll link the website but they should spend some money in getting a good site done. Gilbert Godfrey has a better site and he’s the cheapest guy in the face of the planet.
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Saturday, July 02, 2005
I want toast
Before I start, I need to say, "When did I get popular?" Thanks for the kind words from the new visitors (or new commentors). Oh and Joe, I live in the SW, near Chinook Centre, and CrazyTigerrabbitMan, sure. I'll put you in my favorites. We Canucks need to stick together.
Well I'm thinking about a new career path. I'm going to sell toast on EBay, now stop laughing. Think about it, lately pieces of toast with the image of Jesus, Elvis, Michael Jackson and many others. People have been paying over $30 for a single slice of toast. A loaf of bread could be my ticket to retirement people.
So I would need to think, who would I burn onto a piece of toast? Michael Jackson? Perhaps. How about Mike Tyson and there could be a bite taken out of it. Then I came up with a good idea. I'll burn the top 100 people of the 20th century, according to Time magazine.
So let's see. I can do Lady Diana, Ronald Reagan, John Paul II and the list goes on and for those hundred people at $35 a crack would give me, $3500; all this from bread, butter and a toaster.
Also there's no reason why I can't stop at that. I can put the 10 commandments on toast, or commemorative toast. Of course, there are the constant appearances of Jesus. He's everywhere. How about toast that can predict the future?
I can even put symbols on toast. Like the Superman logo or the Fantastic Four logo.
How much would someone pay for a piece of toast that looked like Homer Simpson, and the best thing is if I fail, get me some Cheeze Wiz and the toast is breakfast.
Oh and here's my favorite toast.
My 2 bytes.
Well I'm thinking about a new career path. I'm going to sell toast on EBay, now stop laughing. Think about it, lately pieces of toast with the image of Jesus, Elvis, Michael Jackson and many others. People have been paying over $30 for a single slice of toast. A loaf of bread could be my ticket to retirement people.
So I would need to think, who would I burn onto a piece of toast? Michael Jackson? Perhaps. How about Mike Tyson and there could be a bite taken out of it. Then I came up with a good idea. I'll burn the top 100 people of the 20th century, according to Time magazine.
So let's see. I can do Lady Diana, Ronald Reagan, John Paul II and the list goes on and for those hundred people at $35 a crack would give me, $3500; all this from bread, butter and a toaster.
Also there's no reason why I can't stop at that. I can put the 10 commandments on toast, or commemorative toast. Of course, there are the constant appearances of Jesus. He's everywhere. How about toast that can predict the future?
I can even put symbols on toast. Like the Superman logo or the Fantastic Four logo.
How much would someone pay for a piece of toast that looked like Homer Simpson, and the best thing is if I fail, get me some Cheeze Wiz and the toast is breakfast.
Oh and here's my favorite toast.
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Friday, July 01, 2005
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