Friday, September 30, 2005

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Lighten up, flight attendant.

Has anyone seen the new Jodi Foster movie yet? I can’t even remember what it’s called and I haven’t been in the mood to go to the movies but I might go see this one. I’m thinking about seeing it because three organizations for flight attendants are pissed off at this film.

Apparently three different union are calling for a boycott of the movie “Flightplan” (I looked the movie title up) because oh the way the flight attendants are portrayed in the movie. Ok now flight attendant people, listen to me. Take a damn headset off, stop eating those damn peanuts and get a life. THIS IS A MOVIE, NOT REAL LIFE. I don’t remember hearing the Martians protecting War of the Worlds, by saying that they were portrayed incorrectly.(Ok bad example). Let’s try it this way. WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU WHEN DAVID SPADE WAS DOING THE “BYE BYE” SKIT ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.

I’m reading about these annoyed flight attendants, talking how if there was another 9/11, that no one would listen to them because no one would trust them because of this movie. Excuse me? Now I think that flight attendants should be on oxygen during the flight because it’s obvious that the altitude is killing brain cells, now get me a blanket and a drink and more of those peanuts.

Quit taking yourselves too seriously. Why is everyone so damn touchy these days? OK everyone on the planet earth listen to me. Everyone will now have an Oreo cookie and a glass of milk and RELAX.

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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Canada Still wants its MTV

Once upon a time, in a land call the United States, there was a TV channel called MTV. Now MTV aired music videos and their viewers were happy. Meanwhile in another land, further north, there was a TV channel called Much Music and they also aired music videos to the people of the north. Now the people of the north, who were called Canadians, also wanted to watch MTV but the people who owned Much Music, said that people were only allowed to watch their crappy TV channel.

Many years later, another TV company said “Hey people in Canada want to watch MTV, let’s make a deal with them, bring MTV to Canada and everyone will be happy”, so they did and MTV Canada was born.

But, not everyone was happy. The no talent hacks who owned Much Music and all their lame ass knock offs were mad. The evil, small minded minions at CHUM Limited said “We cannot have Canadian watch, something other than us. They must only watch the crap we feed them and nothing else”, so they started to scheme. Scheme and scheme, they did for a couple of years until they counted up all their pennies and bought the TV company that was partnering with MTV in Canada and told MTV that they were not allowed to show their programs unless it was through them. So once again, the people of Canada were forced to watch the crap Much Music was showing them.

Then today, the people at MTV came back to Canada to proclaim that they had a new partner in Canada. CTV Inc. Now CTV was a far bigger TV company than CHUM Limited and they couldn’t just buy this company like the last one. Then another proclamation was made. MTV now gave exclusive rights to all their programs to CTV Inc, which meant that Much Music could no longer air some of MTV’s programming.

Now the corporate weasels at CHUM made a proclamation of their own. They wished CTV well but that turning their TalkTV channel into MTV Canada might cause some issues with the CRTC. Now I guess we will have to wait and see.

Personally, I hope CHUM shuts the hell up and learns from this hard lesson before CTV’s parent company, Bell Canada Enterprises gets pissed off and DROPS A FUCKING SATELLITE FROM ORBIT AND SMASHES IT ONTO THEIR LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT BUILDING IN TORONTO. That’s what CHUM deserves for turning my favorite local TV station A-Channel Calgary, into one of those cookie cutter piece of shit CITY TV channels.

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Tuesday, September 27, 2005

The evolution of my Podcast

As everyone who frequents this blog knows (at least I hope they know), I do a weekly podcast. The podcast is still in it’s infancy but giving it time to evolve, I think it could be something as successful as my blog. Well I’ve come up with some ideas for my podcast that I want to share with everyone and see if they’re good ideas.

Idea #1. Get Paul Sr. from American Chopper as my co-host. I could say something to set him off and the whole Podcast could be him SCREAMING at me. Isn’t that why half the people watch the show anyway? Just to watch Paul Sr. and Jr. scream at each other?

Idea #2. Call one of those sex lines and ask for recipes. The problem is that at x dollars a minute, I’ll want some quick recipes.

Idea #3. Do the podcast naked. Wait I do that already, never mind (I’m kidding, I SWEAR)

Idea #4.Call up Adam Curry (the self proclaimed father of podcasting) and tell him that in his ITunes picture he looks like Barry Manilow, if he was a preacher.

Idea #5. Lots of fart noises.

Idea #6. Do Podcast as cool, “Rappin K” character. (and then I’ll shoot myself.)

Idea #7. Talk about my brief marriage to Jennifer Lopez.

Idea #8. YODELCAST !!!!

Idea #9. Have a segment when I talk about one of my pairs of pants.

Idea #10. Inhale helium during the Podcast.

Again, my podcast is a work in progress. I hope one day, that I’ll be as successful as Dawn and Drew and I’ll be able to quit my job and work as a professional podcaster. Oh well, until that day, there’s always Mary Kay.

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Monday, September 26, 2005

Blame Canada

Now sing along….

“Blame Canada! Blame Canada! With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too. Blame Canada! Shame on Canada! “ Yes indeed, we must blame Canada for all the potty mouth that Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman were spewing during that South Park movie but what else can we blame Canada for?

Everyone looks at hockey as a Canadian sport but guess what? So is Basketball. Yes it was invented by James Naismith. He came up with the idea since there weren’t any sports that could be played indoors during the winter. Oh and if you need advice on what to do when it’s cold, ask a Canadian. Oh yeah he also invented the football helmet. Blame Canada for that.

There was another Canadian who liked to challenge the status quo. This person was Frederick Banting. This guy had some interesting theories and with the help of a single assistant managed to invent, despite being under funded, Insulin. Blame Canada for that.

Now don’t you hate it when teenagers spend hours on the phone? Well that’s because it was invented by Alexander Graham Bell, another Canadian. Oh and he also invented the metal detector.  Blame Canada for that.

Joseph-Armand Bombardier was this French Canadian guy who liked to dabble in different things, even as a child. So it was no wonder that a Canadian would invent the snowmobile. No surprise there but did you know that the company he created still exists and now manufactures mass transit rail systems, high speed trains and Learjets. Blame Canada for that.

Ever to go an Imax and suffer some motion sickness because the screen fills you field of vision? Well blame Canada for that too.

Basically you can blame Canada for a lot of stuff, so feel free to point that finger of blame at us. We don’t mind. Now let’s sing some more…

“We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault! Don't blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to join the klan! And my boy eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself.’”

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Sunday, September 25, 2005

Tales from the Great White North: The Podcast #4



What the hell am I going to talk about?

I’m trying to be like those lame ass morning radio shows.

Playing Hot Shots Golf on my PSP.

Undercover Brother. What a crappy movie.


Gmail address

Where am I going to work?

Why is it that salespeople seem to talk out of their ass?

Mom and Dad are coming down for Thanksgiving.

Martha vs. Donald.


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Thursday, September 22, 2005

Dr Cheryl asked me to do it.

Alright, I received this via e-mail from Dr. Cheryl, the relationship doctor. I’m suppose to fill it out, send it back and e-mail it some people. Instead I’ve posted it here and I’ll do some tagging after.

1. What color are your kitchen plates? Black (I got them from IKEA)

2. What book are you reading now? I’ve stopped reading since I’ve become addicted to Podcasts.

3. What's on your mouse pad? Don’t have a mouse pad. I use a optical mouse.

4. What's your favorite board game? The Game of Life, I like making car noises as I move the pieces on the board.

5. Favorite magazine? Wired.

6. Favorite smell? Napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.

7. Least favorite smell? Poop.

8. What's the first thing you think of in the morning? Please let it be Saturday

9. Favorite color(s)? Red and White (Like my flag)

10. Least favorite color? Pink, it threatens my manhood.

11. How many rings before you answer the phone? Depends on what the call display says.

12. Future children's names? I don’t need that kind of pressure. GRRRR

13. Favorite alcoholic drink? Beer eh.

14. What is your sign and birthday? Aquarius and Jan 22, Now everyone knows and I expect lots of present.

15. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Yeah, I like broccoli.

16. If you could have any job what would it be? ??? TV Network Executive.

17. If you could have any color hair what would it be? Never mind colour, I just want it to stay in place !!!!

18. Is the glass half full or half empty? Depends on what’s in it.

19. Favorite movie? Escape from New York.

20. Do you type with the right fingers on the keys? I believe so.

21. What's under your bed? Dirty Socks

22. What is your favorite number? 97

23. What is your single biggest fear? Dying poor.

24. Person(s) most likely to respond? Good question.

25. Who is least likely to respond? Good Quesion.

26. Favorite CD? Currently Fallen by Evanescence. I’m in love with Amy Lee2

7. Favorite TV show? Battlestar Galactica , the new series. Hey even Newsweek says it’s the best show on Television right now so give me a break.

28. Ketchup or mustard? On the 8th day, God created Mustard.

29. Hamburgers or Hot dogs? Hamburgers

30. Favorite soft drink? Scroll up to the top and look to your left.

31. The best place you have ever been? New York.

32. The most amazing sight? Manhattan from the top of the Empire State Building.

33. What screen saver is on your computer right now? Cows and Steak, courtesy the Late Show with David Letterman,

34. Burger king or McDonald's? Ummm I saw Supersize me and I’m not going into those places anymore.

35. Favorite pet? Charlie. I still think about my dog, even though he died years ago. He’d better be waiting for me in Heaven or I’ll be PISSED!!!

Alright it’s tagging time, except the e-mail never gave the number of people I should tag. Oh well.

Hugh, Vics and Elmo

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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Vics requested it (sorta)

So this drunk guy walks into a retailer, complaining about how his cell phone hasn’t worked in 6 months. The salesperson says blaa blaa blaa. To be honest, I’m not sure what the heck was said but then the drunk guy smashes his phone, takes out the sim card and eats it. Ok these memory cards are really small, (about the size of a postage stamp) and they can easily be removed so you can transfer your contacts from phone to phone, but you have to wonder what the hell was this guy thinking.

I have an old cell phone, that I would LOVE to take a hammer to and beat the living shit out of it, but I’m socially responsible and I’m going to dispose of it properly. Personally I believe that it’s the cell carriers that are the real assholes. I bought a new cell phone recently and it didn’t work properly, so I tried to take it back. When I got there, they fed me some line about the engineer having to be there and that he wasn’t going to be in that day, due to a car accident. Well after some crap the next day, I received my new phone and everything was fine until….I received my phone bill and discovered $45 in charges to 411. I looked at the bill and all the calls were within a 3 hour period AND the day coincided with when I had the faulty phone. The problem was when I called them about it, the stupid robot bitch at customer service kept repeating the same old bullshit about how it was my call, yadda yadda yadda, but this story does have a happy ending though. I was getting pissed off and insisted on speaking to a manager (it was that or threaten to come down there and shove the phone up her ass), I spoke with the manager and told her about the bad phone, she then double checked something and I was credited the $45. Apparently when you dial 411 and request a number, they text you that number back, but since I never dialed it, no text message was sent. That’s my cell story.

There are people out there who also take their hatred of cell phones too seriously These freaks are ripping cell phones from people’s hand and destroying them. Looks like someone really needs to work out some issues. Personally if someone tried that with me, I would be morally obligated to beat the living shit out of them

My 2 bytes.

I dont know what to write about

I don’t know what to write about. My mind is blank. I am not inspired at all. Too bad that this blog isn’t a Wiki. That way, I could get everyone else to write this post for me.

Alright I have an idea. I’m going to select 4 random topics and a complete stranger decided what I should write about.

Topic #1. Guy who ate cellphone memory to keep “the man” from getting his personal data.

Topic#2. The toilet that broke an hour ago. My toilet broke. Need to talk to the landlord tomorrow morning.

Topic#3. My review of the new fall TV season.

Topic#4 My feelings on Google’s new Blog Search Engine.

Ok there’s 4 topics, not the first person to comment, gets to decide what I should write about. So good luck to the dumb ass, lucky person who gets to decide what I write about.

My 2 bytes,

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Do I look like a computer geek?

I was surfing the www and I found this site called Men of the Internet I’m not really sure that this thing is suppose to be about but here’s my theory. THESE GUYS ARE DORKS!!!!, but after looking at those pictures a scary thought came to mind. What if I look like that? So I decided to take the time to analyze the pictures, to make sure that I was not one of the “Men of the Internet”

First thing I noticed was that a lot of those guys wore “geeky” glasses. Now I do wear glasses but I also wear contact lenses in public so I’m hoping that I’m safe. Actually I’m pretty sure that I’m ok there since all the people wearing glasses have “big ass” lenses”, while I have small lenses so I’m safe there.

Now I’m seen some of them have really bad facial hair; bad moustaches and geeky beards. Nope I ok there as well. While there are days that I do not shave, (out of pure laziness), I never let it get out of control.

Now we get to the area where I might (ok probably) put me into this group of dorks. BAD HAIR. I’ve always had the sneaking suspicion that God cursed me with the worse hair on the planet. However now that I’ve seen this, I make this pledge that from now on I will make sure that my hair is in the best possible shape as possible. I must hide my computer nerdness, though it might be too late for me Actually now that I think of it, one of my prof’s had hair like that as well, but the difference was that he had a 6th level black belt so I wouldn’t mess with the guy.

Ever since word has gotten out about the new .I.T. job, I’ve been called a computer nerd a lot, but that’s ok. Because being a computer nerd is in now. Don’t believe me? Then explain why I Pods are so popular? Why PDA and laptop computers are “the thing”. Oh and like it or not, those guys were into all that stuff well before the “cool” people. YEP, computer geek is in.

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Sunday, September 18, 2005

Elmo made me do it.

Elmo at Elmo-Kitties tagged me. Now isn’t that the cutest domain name ever. It now makes me want to kind to cutest domain name ever. Oh well, that’s a post for the future.

3 Things you don't know about me:

1. I have serious self- esteem issues. Here online I feel safe but in real world, I’m the most insecure person on the face of the planet.

2. I have psoriasis. It’s a skin condition. It actives when I get stressed out, and there’s no cure. It’s a point of constant control.

3. Whenever I see plumber’s crack, I cover my eyes and scream “I’ve GONE BLIND”

I’m suppose to tag people with this but,,,, I’m not going to. I’m too lazy to pick people, but feel free to “rip it off” if you want,

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Saturday, September 17, 2005

Tales from the Great White North: The Podcast #3


The New Job.

The trip to the mall
  • The Hockey Museum stuff
  • The Cleavage
  • The last pregnant woman

Disk in the Dark

Bill Gates/Napleon Dynamite Video

Napoleon Dynamite on UMD. WHAT’S UP WITH THAT?

Unionized Sex Workers in India

Kill the Wabbit.

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Friday, September 16, 2005

Photo Friday (The Hello Kitty Laptop)

Nuff Said.

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Respect my Authority

I missed a day somewhere; actually yesterday’s post was done past midnight  but no biggie. At least I hope it’s no biggie. Either way, I’ll put up the Photo Friday later in the day.

I had an interesting day. Actually the past few days have been interesting. I’ve been attending quite a few meetings about something big, which I’m not suppose to officially reveal but I will do so later in the post.

Anyway, I was at work, doing my job, when I needed to use a phone to call a local courier company to arrange a couple of pickups. Currently phones are limited at where I work so I asked this person, (who thinks that he’s my supervisor) to loan me his phone. He tells me no and starts going on about how I’m suppose to use a specific phone. I then asked ‘Why’ and this seemed to piss him off. Actually whenever I ask him ‘Why’, it pisses him off. I think he feels that he has the power to do whatever he wants in my area.

One day, I arrived at work and he had totally rearranged my desk, printers and computer terminals; ALL WITHOUT MY INPUT.  He was pleased but I was pissed. I ended up forcing a safety issue and they changed it to something else, which was just as bad so I ended up moving things to where I could work with it, but the damage was done. I was pissed and he was annoyed because I don’t respect his authority.  WELL I DON’T RESPECT A LEADER WHO DOESN’T LISTEN TO HIS TEAM MEMBERS.

Anyway, I hear he’s been waaa waaing about the phone incident today, and again I don’t care. He can take his power trip and show it up his ass for all I care because he has no idea who he has pissed off. Mr. “I’m Drunk with Power” has pissed of the warehouse I.T. person.

YES IT HAPPENED. I was offered and accepted a position in IT now. I new title as of tomorrow is Technical Liaison. Now what does that mean? It means that all tech issues in the facility, from PC maintenance, to coordinating with vendors for systems upgrades at the warehouse are now my responsibility. I have several bosses to report to, from the warehouse manager to the head of IT at head office in Toronto, but it’s all my responsibility.  

So Mr. “I think that I’m better than you”, if you so much as move a printer without my ok, I’m going to make your life miserable. JACKASS. Isn’t payback a bitch?

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Thursday, September 15, 2005

Separated at Birth

I know it's not Friday yet but I had to show this. Microsoft has started it's promotion of it's new version of Windows, called Vista (and I'm not impressed with what I heard).

Anyway, one this that Microsoft does know is all things Geekdom. Apparantly Microsoft made this video with Bill Gates and Napoleon Dynamite The deal is that Napoleon gets recruited by Microsoft and ends up running the place after beating Bill in a slap fight.

Alright, I don't have much here but I had to write something about the pic. Bill or Napoleon. WHO IS THE BIGGER GEEK?

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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Manneqiun Shopping Channel Hosts

I watch G4TechTV Canada a lot. I’m a big fan of tech related television. However I do have this minor problem with the channel. The people who own this channel also own The Shopping Channel and I’ve been seeing too much cross promotion and I don’t like it.

What I usually see is the same commercial over and over again with 2 of the channel’s hosts and these people are CREEPY. Basically the commercial is some guy and some woman talking about the ‘convenience’ of the channel. These people look freaky. This is what happens when actors can’t get onto a soap opera.

The first person is someone named Debra Spring (like that’s her REAL name). She comes out in this brown outfit and looks pretty well like what she looks like on the website. Oh and read her bio. WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!!! Anyway she does her blaa blaa blaa and then it goes to this guy named Norm Murray who then does his blaa blaa blaa. It goes back and forth until I hit the fast forward on my PVR (and I end up finding the Italian food commercial that also pisses me off)

So after doing my ‘research’ for this post, I ended up looking at all the other hosts, guests and models. After looking at all the hosts, I’ve decided that THEY’RE ALL MANNEQUINS THAT HAVE COME TO LIFE. Just like that nightmare I use to have when I was a kid. Mannequins now come to life and sell crap on the Shopping Channel. Don’t believe me? Go to the site and look for yourself.

My mom used to be in love with the channel, to the point that she would record it (I’m not kidding), at 7:00am, just to see what the day’s Show Stopper was. Don’t worry, we got my mom some help and she’s doing a lot better now.

I can imagine my mom saying that I’m being too hard on the channel, but my reply to that is, CHANGE THE CHANNEL. WATCH ‘CALL FOR HELP’ ON TECHTV and you’ll learn something, instead of being hypnotized by the creepy evil mannequin show hosts..

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Monday, September 12, 2005

The Sevens I borrowed from April

My Stolen 7’s. I “borrowed” this from April but she’s cool with it.

Seven things to do before I die:

Go back to New York and pay my respects to those who lost their lives 4 years.

Travel the world and meet all my blogmates that are in my favorite links, wherever they are. Starting from the top and working my way down.

See the ocean with my own eyes.

Start to videoblog, things like my travels and experiences.

Find that “special” someone that will put up with my closet geekiness.

Learn to draw, anime style.

Buy a Mac, just to try it out. (I want to try something other than Windows.)

Seven things that I can do:

Speak 3 languages, English, Computer Jargon, and Management.

Pee standing up.

Make people laugh with my “unique” way that I look at the world.

Look at situations from multiple points of view.

Help people with their computer problems.

Sing the 60’s Spiderman theme.

Read the instruction in a cook book.

Seven things that I can’t do:

Win an argument with a woman (I’m handicapped by the need to make sense)

Snap my fingers


Watch regular live TV anymore. (My PVR has turned me into a control freak with my TV viewing)

Listen to 10 minutes of Dr. Laura without screaming or pulling my hair out.

Fly an airplane (at least right now, maybe in 5 years, I’ll learn)

Stand on my head.

Seven things that attract me to a woman:

Intelligence (I despise stupidity in all forms)  

Sense of humor.

A good laugher


Boobs (OK I said it)

Long Hair.


Seven things I say the most:

Where the hell did I put my keys?

I want to go home.


I should have called in stupid.

They’re just a bunch of lazy bastards.

Where are my pants?

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And these are my 2 bytes.

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Tales from the Great White North: The Podcast - Episode 2

Whoops, I did it again. Oh and I appolgize for the Breathing. I swear it was WORSE before.



Problems with the last podcast audio.

Major cleanup.

Pregnant women today

My sister’s new TV.

Mustang (Retro), too retro.


Widgets and Konfabulator and my Desktop.

Purse Snatcher

Dalai Lama on Larry King

Only 9/11 show I saw was an English show, in Calgary WOO HOO.

Sex is good for you.


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Thursday, September 08, 2005

Limited Yadda only.

Sorry but my time is limited today so I can only do some yadda.

First the movie quote game answers.

1. Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.

2. Heavy Metal: The movie

3. Top Secret.

4. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

5. The Empire Strikes Back.

6. The Rock

7. The Little Mermaid

8. Behind Enemy Lines.

9. Executive Decision.

10. The Incredibles.

There you go, but perhaps I made it too difficult this time. Then again Vics never took a shot at it and I still remember the first time I did this and she got 8 out of 10.

I've done some tweaking with the Digg feed on my page, it now shows the stories that I choose so you'll get an idea of what news items interest me.

Oh, and a quick link. I found this and I think its great. Classic arcade videogames, played for free on your web browser. Just click here.

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Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Al Qaeda doesn't want you looking at smut

Note: Then answers for the movie quote game will appear tomorrow

That’s it. I’ve had it. This time those bastards have gone too far. I’m talking to you Al Qaeda. The evil bastards who are the enemy of freedom and the right of individual choose. It’s bad (and I mean really bad) that you commit these crimes of humanity but to create a Trojan that prevents my browser from showing porn. THAT’S TO FAR.

Ok I admit that there’s isn’t any proof that terrorists are behind the “Koran Trojan”, but you have to admit that someone was thinking when they created this thing. What this Trojan does is when someone is surfing a web site, if certain words appear on the title bar (that’s on top), the window minimizes and a page from the Koran appears. The page is probably about how you’re an infidel and a pervert for looking at porn.

Personally I think this is an interesting use of a Trojan. To prevent a user from viewing smut could be the most brutal form of punishment someone could inflict. Then again, people can catch a Trojan from a porn site as well, so perhaps Allah is secretly watching out of you.

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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

I'll miss you little buddy

I’m sad. I’m sad that we lost a TV legend today. I’m sad that part of my childhood died today. I’m going to miss you Bob Denver.

I remember coming home from school, getting a snack from the fridge and parking my butt in front of the TV, knowing that at 4 o’clock Gillian would be on to make me laugh. He and the Skipper would have me laughing so hard, whatever episode would be on. Some head hunters on the island, the Russian cosmonauts landing in the island, or even a young Kurt Russell as the jungle boy. I remember watching each episode over and over again until I memorized each one.

Sure nowadays, when I hear about Gillian’s Island, someone will make a comment like “That professor could build a TV out of coconuts but he couldn’t fix a hole in a boat?” Today I’ve become jaded by the harshness of the world. The ugly truths outside my door but back then I was innocent. I thought the world was a good place and everyone cared about everyone else. I know that it isn’t always like that. Even now I hear about scam artists setting up “fake charities” for the victims of Katrina, just to take advantage of people’s good will.

I morn you Bob Denver, just as I morn the loss of the innocence that I once had. Bob Denver reminded me of a time when all was good and now you’re gone. Does that mean all that was good in the world have died with you? I pray not. I’ll miss you little buddy.

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Monday, September 05, 2005

Return of the Movie Quote Game

Yes, because no one requested it. It’s the return of the movie quote game. The rules are simple, identify the movie the quote came from. Good luck

“Did Doogie Howser just steal my fuckin car?”

“There was no way that I was going to walk around this place with my dork hanging out”

“In women’s tennis, I always root against the heterosexual”

“No I’m from Iowa; I only work in outer space”

“…this won’t help me. Hey, save your strength. There’ll be another time. The princess, you have to take care of her”

“Look how big this is. You want me to stick this into my heart. Are you fucking nuts?”

“Flounder, don’t be such a guppy”

“You’ve been shot down. Life is tough, I’m very sorry but you pull yourself together. You do whatever it takes. Create some angles between you and your pursuers. Use your training, use your head. Evade and survive and we will bring you home Do you understand. We will bring you home”

“What am I forgetting?” “Who cares, just fly the plane”

“He got away.” ”Good thing, too; you were this close to loosing your…ack!!!!!!”

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Sunday, September 04, 2005

Tales from the Great White North: The Podcast

I'm trying to up it to the next level. I'm starting over again and this is episode 1



Messing around with my podcast

Pod Producer (free)


Congratulate Dawn and Drew, now are full time podcasters.


Labour Day weekend.

Kids with wheels in their shoes.

Look for a post in the near future about my job situation (I don’t want to jinx it)

Ending, Words of Wisdom from the greatest Canadian vocalist Geddy Lee from Rush.

Friday, September 02, 2005

Photo Friday (I'm so Geeky)

Most people will having no idea what this is. However since I'm the UberGeek around here, I'll explain. It's a message in something called Ascii code and what does it say? It says "Now Hiring". I don't know if I should be proud or ashamed for knowing that one.

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Thursday, September 01, 2005

A quick yadda and a prayer

Sorry but time is really short today so I don’t have time for anything revelant so I’m just posting a link to a large satellite image of New Orleans. I pray for well being of the survivors and that the poor souls who lost their lives are now in God’s loving embrace.

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