Paris going to Jail? That's Hot.

It’s Monday and that’s supposed to mean something, right? I’m not sure what it means, I just know that I have a nasty headache that will not go away, no matter how much drugs I take. I think I now what marriage is like. (Just Kidding).

I know I should have blogged about this last week, but there were some things going on and needless to say, I’m a little behind on current events. There is some good news though that needs to be blogged about. Paris Hilton is going to the Grey Bar Hotel. She’s going to The Can. She’s going to Jail!!! Now I normally, I would never take pleasure at the misfortunes of others but this time I’ll make an exception. Lock her up.

The reason that I’m being so cruel and heartless is because I think this little experience will help “little miss party girl” to finally grow up. This girl has had everything handed to her on a silver platter. Ever since she was in diapers, she has had people waiting on her on hand and foot. Even appearing on that lame ass train wreck of a reality show didn’t teach her any responsibility. She just laughed and goofed off and received her cheque.

Now, she going to learn, the hard way, that life does not revolve around her ass. She’s going into the can and she’s going to do some HARD TIME. We’ll actually, she’s probably just going to have to sit in a jail cell, wearing *GASP* prison coveralls. No designer clothes for Paris. No fancy meals for Paris. No freaky little dog for Paris. No makeup for Paris. No partying for Paris. What will Paris do? Paris will get her publicist to write a letter to the Governator asking for her not to be sent to jail.

I seriously doubt that Arnold will give her a pardon, because he doesn’t like “The flabby, lazy people”. Actually if Arnold were to give Paris a pardon, it would probably be with the condition that she has to train him with Governator for the 45 days. I can just picture Arnold yelling at poor little paris as she tries to lift some dumb bells as Arnold yells “COME ON. LOOK AT YOU FLABBY ARMS. PUMP YOUR ARMS UP.” Then Arnold would go to get some water after he says “I’ll be back”.

Honestly, I just want this girl to learn some sort of responsibility and spending 45 days in jail just might teach her that there are consequences to her actions. Though somehow I doubt she will. That girl has two skills, acting like an irresponsible bimbo and …you need to go online to find the second skill, but I’m sure you guessed it already.

The thing I find really funny that there are two petitions out there. One of them is to keep Paris out of jail and the second is to get rid of her for good. Guess which one I signed.

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Paris Hilton can bring World Peace

I sit in front of my PC thinking … and there is a 20 minute pause. Nothing comes to mind. I watch news channels and read other people’s blog and they have relevant things to say and all I can come up with is”are you pondering what I’m pondering? I think so brain but how are we going to get the nylons on the chickens”.

I’m a fairly smart individual, I will make that claim, and I see the events around the world and have my opinions, but for some reason I don’t have the will to write about them in a manor that others would find as dignified. Actually I think the last time I wrote something profound was back in 2005, in the Bad Catholic post.

I see myself more of the John Stewart/Stephen Colbert/Rick Mercer type of communicator. I try to use comedy to get my point across. The problem is that I SUCK AT COMEDY!!! Vics is constantly waiting to find out when the men with the straight jackets are coming to get me, though ironically, there are pictures of her in that situation. I was going to post a link but I’m sure she would have flown over here just to kill me.

I look at world and I can’t believe how people either take themselves too seriously or are unable to see that there are so messed up. I just love how Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad goes on about wiping Israel off the face of the earth and then without stopping for a breath, talking how Iran is developing Nuclear power for peaceful means. WHO ARE WE KIDDING HERE? I’m pretty sure that this guy doesn’t have a sense of humour.

This is what we need to do with these guys. We need to put them on a booze cruise. That’s right, get them loaded and get them to have a good time. While were at it, put Paris Hilton on that boat. It’s about time that skank did some good for mankind. Heck, Paris, plus Kim Jon Ill and a digital camera would do wonders in easing tensions in that part of the world. All these wackos need are a bunch of chocolate chip cookies and some milk and they will be fine. Maybe it’s just me but someone who is willing to strap a bomb to themselves and blow themselves up for their cause needs to get laid.

That’s it. Send them Paris Hilton people. She can save the world by doing the nasty with all theses terrorists types. She will do what she’s famous for and all these guys will relax and no more world tension. Who’s going to want to blow themselves up after getting laid? Heck I’d probably want more when I completely recover.

SOMEONE TELL THE UN TO SEND PARIS HILTON TO THE MIDDLE EAST RIGHT NOW!!!!

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