I go off about stupid people...again

I admit, that I’m not…typical. I’m the type of person who tries to change things up and try new things, but I always keep my sanity. I know that some things are out of line, like…stealing a woman’s purse and cell phone and then sucking her toes.., or to put a seat belt on a 24 case of beer and leave a 16 month old baby unsecured in the back seat. I’m crazy but not stupid.

First thing I want to know is why would a theft want to stop and suck his victims toes? Now I’m not naïve, and I know that there are people with really strange fetishes out there (and I’m not talking about my Superhero fetish… I mean WHAT FETISH). If you’re into sucking women’s toes, fine. I’m sure that there are women who wouldn’t mind having their toes sucked on, but not when the other party is stealing your purse and cell phone,. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?

The same can be said for the women who somehow managed to mix up her baby and a case of beer. Secure the beer, and let the baby fly? Oh and YES, she was on drugs. BEHOLD the Britney Spears of the next generation.

I keep wondering what the hell is wrong with these people. Why are people getting dumber and dumber? Is it because of someone peeing in the gene pool? Is it because natural selection has been eliminated from daily life? I think we should stop enforcing helmet and seatbelt laws and see what happens.

Let’s remove the Danger signs from areas that are obviously dangerous and see if we can get rid of the dumb people. The problem with that is the lawyers who are the WORST. They know about law, but not much else. They don’t understand the real world; they just understand a bunch of rules that were written by a bunch of old rich guys. I think lawyers should be forced to wear electronic collars that zap them, every time they say something STUPID. Things like, “ripping your CD’s to move them to your MP3 player is stealing”. I guess I’m one of those modes where I believe that Idiocracy is a warning. Wait, I think that all the time.

Honestly, it amazes me how people can be stupid. Either is people like those two, lawyers, or people who turn religion in an excuse to hate. I admit that I’m not the most devout person when it comes to religion, but I’m pretty sure that God Doesn’t Hate anybody, except perhaps people who use his name to instill hate onto others. Again, I know that I not qualified to know how God thinks, but if someone were to use my name to instill hatred and harm others for their beliefs or lifestyles, I’d be pretty pissed. People shouldn’t use God’s name to be stupid.

It seems to be that people have many reasons to be stupid, but why isn’t there doesn’t appear to be reasons to be smart, other than not appearing on the Best Person or Worst Person segments on Countdown with Keith Olbermann (I think that guy rock). Just for the record, I assure you there are benefits to not being stupid, like being arresting for sucking a woman’s toes.

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That just got you on the naughty list

I just read that some woman groped Santa Claus. I’m not sure what she was trying to do, but she’s on the naughty list now, and not the “naughty but nice” list. Apparently this woman parked herself on a Mall Santa’s lap, when she reached down and decided to check on his “Jingle Bells”. What is wrong with some people?

The first thing I’m asking myself is that was she drunk or under the influence of some “substance”? Was she a pervert who was inspired by the movie Bad Santa? Perhaps, she was a freak!!! What kind of person tries to tough Santa Claus that way with kids around?

I’d like to think that stuff like this didn’t happen not to long ago, but I honestly believe that we’re just hearing more of it, because of the Internet. There are a lot of sick people out there, and the last thing we need to see is one of them trying th get on the Nice list, the WRONG WAY.

This is just more proof that my “Peeing in the Gene Pool” theory is right on. I swear that the movie Idiocracy is a warning. It’s a warning from the future, and as long as we have the Santa groping woman around, then we’re in trouble.

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Book banning is bad

Notice: The Photo Friday has been delayed due the the presence of Stupid People


I know normally I would put a funny picture up, but dammit, this really pisses me off. There’s a Catholic School in Ontario (I’m actually surprised that this didn’t happen out here in Alberta, we’re Bible thumper territory) who has ordered the book The Golden Compass removed from its libraries. This after the school board received a single complaint. I thought this bullshit didn’t happen in Canada.

So this book, a fantasy novel, was written by Phillip Pullman, who just happens to be an atheist, and while I have yet to read the book, (I guess I need to so I don’t look like I don’t know what I’m talking about), I understand that some groups feel that the book series is Anti-Christian. So of course this book must be banned, the author hunted down and killed. I hear that he lives down the street from Salman Rushdie, so we can go with the Muslim Fundaments and after we all can go on a picnic and celebrate our intolerance of new ideas. Oh, and after we can all get together with the Nazi’s and sing camp fire songs as we burn all the copies of the “offensive material”. You know, its shit like this which makes me embarrassed to be Catholic; then again, I’m not a very good Catholic because I have an open mind about things.

I remember back in High School when I found a copy of Karl Marx’s “The Communist Manifesto” in the school library. At first, I was surprised to see it, and to be honest I thought it didn’t belong in the library, but I was only in grade 10, and to be honest, I was a dumb kid, as well as gullible. I soon learned that the last thing I want is a bunch of closed minded dumb people deciding what I can, and cannot read, see, or hear. I now am thankful that the Catholic School board of Fort McMurray for understanding that in order for a student to grow, they should be exposed to new and different ideas, even if they might be unpopular to certain groups. Being Catholic doesn’t mean you have to be intolerant (I think someone needs to tell the Pope that).

What really bothers me is that these actions were done because of a single complaint. Doesn’t this busy body have better things to do? If this person is such a devout catholic, perhaps she should be helping the homeless instead of bitching about a book? I don’t know if this person is a man or a woman, but when I think about it, I get the image of Kyle’s mom from South Park, and I get to urge to quote Cartman and say “Kyle, why does your mom get some bug up her ass each month?”. I also bet this person is also a Stupid Bitch.

Again, I haven’t read the book in question, but I plan on do so, and I’m definitely going to see the movie. Oh, if I see someone protesting the movie at my local theare, they are going to get an ear full.

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You know you're a control freak when

I read this on dig and I thought “COME ON, GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASS PEOPLE”. Apparently the Chinese Government in all their infinite wisdom has banned Tibetan Monks from reincarnating without government permission. Who the hell are they kidding?

The real reason is rather pathetic really. The Chinese Government feels by giving permission to the monks to reincarnate, they can decide who the next Dalai Lama is. Once again, these guys prove how pathetic they are. The more they try to control people, the more people will resist. I mean really? How long do these people thing they can continue to pull this kind of bullshit.

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Leave the Teletubbies alone. ALRIGHT

I think that it’s getting to the point where I might have to change the name of my blog to QUIT BEING SO STUPID. I can’t take it anymore. I just can’t. I’m going to give myself a heart attack if I keep reading about the stupid people of the world. I swear we need a mass culling of the stupid people.

Remember when the late Jerry Falwell proclaimed that Tinky Winky was gay and the rest of the US told him to get his head out of his ass? Well it’s happening again and this time it’s the Polish government that’s trying to determine if the Teletubbies are homosexuals. At what point did conservative equal dumb ass?

For the record, the Teletubbies have no sexual organs at all. They just laugh, run and eat Tubby Toast. They are not share a public stall bathroom with George Michael. They are not snorting coke with Boy George (Boy George, George Michael, coincidence ?) There have not been any photos of any of the Teletubbies coming out of a gay bar, drunk with a male ‘companion’. For the record, the Teletubbies are asexual.

Once again, I’m disgusted by how narrow minded people act sometimes. This is a show that targets babies and preschoolers. I know that there’s some psychiatrist who’s probably published a report and blaa blaa blaa, but children at that age are not worrying about what they prefer, penis or vagina. At that age, THEY WANT A FUCKING COOKIE!!! Oh and some juice. THEY WANT SOME FUCKING JUICE!!! Children at that age need to be nurtured and loved. They need to know what their mom and dad love them. They are not trying to figure out if they want to buy some leather pants.

I remember when a kid was allowed to be a kid, but now… being a kid must really suck. Remember Cody Gifford, and how his mother (Kathy Lee) said that she only allowed him to watch Christian videos? (If any kid is messed up, it’s going to be that one.) If the Teletubbies are so damn evil and are programming children, then what about Cody and those damn religious videos? Who’s programming who?

Now I’ve watched the Teletubbies show once or twice (ok once), and not once, while I watched it, did I ever get a craving for cock. Just like meeting up with gay friends, or listening to Elton John, I had to desire to put someone’s manhood in my mouth, or the urge to ‘turn the other cheek’. There are no subliminal messages in that show that’s telling people that they like ‘balls’. Being gay is genetic, plain and simple.

Again this probe into the Teletubbies (I’m sorry) by the Polish government is a total waste of time and money and is a form of discrimination against homosexuals, and they know it. Some human rights groups and the E.U. are protesting the move. Pointing out that any form of discrimination is wrong. The good news is that the Polish parliament does feel that this is a waste of time. Parliamentary Speaker Ludwig Dorn has warned people not to make such comments in the house as it would just turn their government into a “laughing stock”. So it appears that someone over there does have a brain.

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God does not want us to be STUPID

I can’t take stupid people anymore. I want to start a culling of stupid people right now. The sad thing that it wouldn’t take me long to find some stupid people. They are right outside my door, on the streets and of course on the Internet. I found THIS on Digg today. The first thing that concerns me is when the words Christian and Science are put in the same place. You know that no good will come from this.

Some 14 year old claims to prove that evolution is a lie because he managed to make “stalactites” using Epsons salts. He claims because he made them in an hour, and because of that, the fact that it takes thousands of years for real Stalactites to grow is a lie and because of that lie, the earth cannot be millions of years old. So evolution is a lie.

Can we just round these people up and smack them on the head with a frying pan for being STUPID? Having faith in God is not a bad thing, but blind faith in the words of a man who is reading from the bible is extremely dangerous.

What really bothers me is that I went to a Catholic school for most of my life. Only on my final year of high school did I not go to a Catholic school. I had to take Religion every year, and I feel that overall, it didn’t harm me in every way because our teachers always encouraged us to think and not accept something blindly. I even asked a science teach once on his opinion of creationism vs. evolution. He told me that he believed in evolution, but that he felt that God had a hand in directing that evolution. This is a belief that I have also adopted. So why are so called teachers programming Christian children into believing just about anything.

To be honest, these movements by the so called Religion Right (which are usually neither) scare the hell out of me because by pushing their programming of people to not accepting science, we’re going to head into another Dark Age. People like George W (for God’s sake, get his stupid ass out of the white House), refuse to listen to reason on these items. At one time Islam encourage discovering and science and are responsible for many of the world most important inventions, but today, it about far different things. While the Japanese do have vast scientific knowledge, they seem to be more interested in using stem cell technology to make boobs bigger. At this point it’s Europe that’s going to have to prevent the world from slipping into another Dark Age. (There Stef, I SAID IT). It’s either that or the US gets the Democrats back in power and stay in power for a long long time.

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