Everyone else has done this at one point or another so I thought I would do it as well (It beats doing the cookie monster song, I dread the day I have to do the Cookie Monster Song)
1. I'm not wearing any pants.
2. I have a nasty headache.
3. Its been 10 years since my dog died and I still miss him.
4. I don't understand women.
5. I'm sick of my job.
6. I'm 1/4 Objibway Indian (My grandfather on my Dad's side).
7. I went to DeVry.
8. Once upon a time I wanted to get into broadcast journalism.
9. My Dad played cards with Paul Newman.
10. Richard Simmons got within 10ft of me once, I still have nightmares.
11. I don't understand women.
12. I was born to be a smart ass.
13. My parents didn't apperciate my skills as a smart ass until I moved out.
14. I lie about my age (and I dread my birthday).
15. I'm a geek (but I don't look like one)
16. Women remain a mystery to me.
17. One day Weird Al Yankovic will be recognized for the being the musical genius that he is.
18. I hate fishing shows.
19. My dad watches "The Young and the Restless"
20. My mom records "The Shopping Channel"
21. I have over 150 channels on my Satellite Dish and a lot of time, all I find is crap.
22. One day Gilbert Godfrew will be recognized for his comical genius.
23. I'm convinced that Trek Parker and Matt Stone (South Park) probe my mind every night to get their ideas.
24. Orginally I was going to by the DVD "The Day After Tomorrow", the day after tomorrow but I ended up buying it yesterday.
25. One day I want to be a character on "The Simpsons"