Tuesday, May 31, 2005

I do enjoy the wind in my face.

I’m tired. I put in a full day’s work and its only been a half day so far; the blood suckers. I was going to write about my rage but it’s gone now. All that is left is fatigue.

What really bothers me was that on Sunday, I was bored. I ended up going out, just to enjoy the sun and the nice breeze. It turned out that it did bring peace to me and peace seems to be something that I rarely get to enjoy these days but Sunday turned out to be a good day.

Someone asked me about my opinion on Technorati so here goes. I think the idea is great and it does have great potential. It has the possibility to find literally thousands of different views on any subject, though the reasoning of that particular view may come into question, I do like the idea. I’ve messed with Technorati off and on for awhile but I finally put a link up to my 2 blogs.

Speaking of blogs, I managed to make 3 posts to by “Secret” blog, I’ll see if I can keep it up.

My time is limited and I want to feel an open breeze on my face so I must get going. I’ll try and be more productive tomorrow morning.

Oh and WELCOME BACK JAY. Her computer exploded so she was away for a little while but she’s back now.

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Monday, May 30, 2005

Content = PROFIT! And my hands around your neck !!!

Since I was so lost and bored yesterday, that I decided to do some surfing on Blog Explosion, and as usual I found both good and bad. I think the worse was the Vet's blog, writing about the puppy she couldn't save (it wasn't even a week old) and it just brought back memories of when my dog Charlie had to be put down. It been years but I still miss him. He was the cutest dog to ever exist. He was my pretty puppy. I cried, Ok I cried. I admit it. It was a good blog, but bad because it brought back those awful memories.

Anyway, after I recovered from the emotional train wreck, I found another one of those damn blogs, that might as well be an infomercial. It even has the picture of the owner in a suit and tie. I swear, these whore should just start digging a hole right now so they will have someone to be buried when I get my friggin hands on them. Blogs are not commercials, you slimy piece of crap.

Now I've looked at different blogs yesterday, some boring, some interesting. Some that I agreed with and some that I disagreed with. Blogs about religion, politics, science and humor. I enjoy the different points of view, even if I don't agree with them but when these weasels blog's show up, talking about making money, I just want to string the bastards up. If I wanted to learn how to make money in real estate, then I'll go to one of those gathering at the hotel by the airport, get in free, just so they can tell me that I can buy the whole course for $199 by the entrance. GRRRRR.

I'm rather read some person writing about Phishing (actually everyone should learn about it, so that you don't accidentally give away personal information that could result in identity theft or worse, draining of you bank account), than seeing these jerk offs. They look like door to door salesman and are probably just as likely the type of person to do the "Phishing", dishonest bastards.

I think these sites are worse than Pop Ups, because the whole site is a commercial and then the blog explosion countdown starts, expecting me to wait 30 seconds before clicking again. WELL SCREW THAT ! ! ! I know crap when I see it and when its crap, I click. Forget the credits. I just want them to wipe their smirks off their faces.

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Sunday, May 29, 2005


I'm bored. Bored, Bored, Bored. I am so bored. It's a nice Sunday afternoon and I don't want to do anything. In theory, I should go out and DO SOMETHING, but right now I don't know what that something is.

Today, I've cleaned a bit, watched "The People vs. Larry Flint" and some biography on Bruce Willis but I need to ask, do we really need a 90 minute biography on Bruce Willis?

Perhaps I should check if the Indianapolis 500 is on yet? I'm really hoping that Danica Patrick, will win the thing, making her the first female driver ever to win. She's racing for Rahal/Letterman Racing and Dave even had her on the show this past week. I'm just hoping that they have to bring her back as the winner, like they did with Buddy Rice last year's winner, who also races for Rahal/Letterman. So not only would she be the first woman to win, Dave's team would win have won 2 years in a row.

Its weird, that I'm surrounded by things like my TV, computer, PS2, over 100 DVD movies and I'm still BORED. I need a swimming pool. Actually I should look and see if there's a public pool nearby, not for today but for the future.

Tomorrow, the WWE is doing their Monday RAW broadcast from the Saddledome, here in Calgary, but I never bothered to get tickets. I normally work in the evenings but I do know that I could have gotten tickets and the time off if I wanted to, but I just didn't have the desire to do the wresting fan thing. Though, perhaps they'll show off the city but I doubt it. I wonder if all the wrestlers are in their hotels now are they all crashing at Brett "The Hitman" Hart's place. Thanks to the late Stu Hart, this city is a Mecca for professional wrestling. Some of the other brothers still run the school.

I even caught up on watching all my TV shows on my PVR. I've been recording Buffy the Vampire Slayer and while I admit that I never watched the show when It was on, I'm very impressed with the stories. The show is really good. I'm also recording Star Gate SG1 since I've always missed and episode here or there but now I have the chance to watch them in order, thanks to Space, The Imagination Station.

Today, I'm feeling a loss of direction today and I don't know why. Its like I want to paint all the windows, black and listen to depressing music right now. I just don't want to be productive today. I don't want to waste time. I don't want to do anything. Even this post was a chore and I've said sweet piss all.

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Saturday, May 28, 2005

I'm normal, really.

I've been thinking about first impressions lately, specifically today. During this week I've managed to find some time to do some blog surfing via Blog Explosion and found some interesting blogs , however as a result, I've collected some credits and have had a lot of new visitors lately which I thought was a good thing until I looked at my last 2 posts. YOU PEOPLE MUST THING I'M A FREAK.

Let's see, between the idea of the changing the odor of people's poop and the picture of the guy in the truck with the toilet painting, you people must think that I have some sort of bathroom poop fetish. I swear that is not true. Sometimes I try to come up with some interesting strange stuff and sometimes, I come off as weird. I'M NOT WEIRD! ! ! ! Though I am a geek.

I'm not one of those sick people with a weird fetish, that you hear about or accidentally find out about from a strange friend. I'm not the person doing a web search for "Great White North Lesbians" or "Why Men like Breast milk". In fact, I'd like to know who they are and why they are visiting MY SITE. I'm going to assume that you didn't get here Googling something strange like that.

I know I tend to talk about strange things, but I think that's part of my charm, however I swear that I'm not a freak, nut job or a wacko. So feel free to drop by and I will do my best to amuse, and bring a smile to your face, but I'm not crazy, I only act that way.

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Friday, May 27, 2005

Thursday, May 26, 2005

I have it, the perfect invention

I may have found the million dollar idea. There is nothing worse than taking a dump and stinking up the place, it can be really embarrassing. So is farting and suddenly the whole room reeks like death. Some people have this problem and it's a real issue. So what I want to do is create a drug that changes the smell of your poop.

Imagine that with each meal you take a pill and 24 hours later when you do your thing, ahhh the lovely smell of pine, or perhaps roses. Your poop would never stink again. Wouldn't it be great? The bathroom would never have that disgusting shit smell ever again. No more can of air freshener that only masks the shit smell. The smell would be gone forever.

You meet someone on the street and suddenly FART ! ! ! and the smell of Lilacs covers the area. While the noise is a little embarrassing, but no more offensive odor and no one is disgusted.

So I was thinking of what fragrants would be used. We would need some choices to match someone's personality. I like the smell of pine, but different types of flowers would be nice as well.

So basically, my plan is to make sure that one day, no one's shit will stink, not just to snobby people.

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

I used to love Dungeons and Dragons

I found this on Vics site, and I thought cool so I copied it. I'm so unorginal, but that's me.

I Am A: Chaotic Neutral Elf Thief Ranger

Chaotic Neutral characters are unstable, and frequently insane. They believe in disorder first and foremost, and will thus strive for that disorder in everything they do. This means that they will do whatever seems 'fun' or 'novel' at any given time.

Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Thieves are the most roguish of the classes. They are sneaky and nimble-fingered, and have skills with traps and locks. While not all use these skills for burglary, that is a common occupation of this class.

Secondary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Find out What D&D Character You Are, courtesy of Zinious Software corporation

Actually I used to play AD&D a while back but I got out of it some time ago, because of my moving half way across the country from my friends and starting over again. To be honest, I do sort of miss the getting together and just for one night a week, no longer being K. Restoule, typical dull Canuck and instead I was Wagner DePower (that's where the e-mail address comes from), elven (Renegade Drow) theif. I was sort of surprised that the quiz gave got elven theif and alignment right but I don't know where Ranger came from.

I still have fond memories of playing Wag with my friends, between his moodiness, and occasional skirt chasing he was a blast to play. I actually tried to find a picture to give people an idea of what he looked but to this day, I've never seen him in anything other than my minds eye. I guess that's one of the reasons I want to learn to draw, so I can show Wagner to the world.

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Brandie asked me to do this.

Since Brandie rarely makes these requests, I shall honor it.

Ten Things I've Never Done, But Intend to Do Before I Die:

1. Get that cushy job that I need to make my dreams come true. Ok so I can have a nice place and buy lots of cool crap.

2. Go to E3 and gawk and the new videogames and get free stuff like other fan boy geeks

3. Skydiving. Yes I want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane and fall to the earth.

4. Purchase a good (professional) video camera so I can shoot, produce and star in my own weekly video blog.

5. Fly to Manchester, UK so I can watch Vics "shake what her momma gave her" as she sings Karaoke to her fans (including me).

6. Well as long as I'm visiting Vics, I want to travel all though Europe and see the world. I hear Prague is really nice.

7. Go to the Caribbean and learn to Scuba Dive and talk like Jacques Cousteau while I do it.

8. Get a subscription to Wired Magazine.

9. Laser Eye Surgery.

10. Drive from St. John's, Newfoundland (and say hello to Dr. Cheryl while I'm there because If I don't she will hunt me down and kill me) and go across all of Canada and end my journey at White Horse, Yukon. Video Blog my journey and try to sell it as a documentary, if not, then its blog content.

Now who do I pass this onto? First, Vics, because she wants to do it, I know she does. Buttercup, because I know she enjoys it as well and finally... Hugh, because I want to see if I can "make" her do something again.

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Monday, May 23, 2005

I was veging today so don't expect Shakespear here.

It's hard to come up with something interesting today when all you do is spend the day veging on the couch, catching up on TV shows I failed to watch on my PVR before. It's a stat holiday in Canada, celebrating Queen Victoria's birthday, but while I don't want to seem disrespectful, I'm glad that it's a day off. Thank you ! ! ! Its really nice to have a long weekend when Star Wars comes out so I can go out in all my Geek splendor and enjoy Revenge of the Sith.

While my ass was parked on the couch I did see an interesting commercial for Motts Clamato Juice, that basically said that the commercial they originally wanted to air, could not be shown because of some dumb asses who thought it was too risqué. Personally I find a group of people deciding what I can or cannot see, offensive. So I go to the website like the disclaimer in the "ad" and it doesn't allow me to watch the damn thing. Either this is all hype or bullshit. I can't decide which.

Long ago I decided that Gilbert Godfrey is the worlds most underappreciated comic ever. I remember listening to people bad mouthing him on Howard Stern and I wondered what the heck are these peoples problems. Don't they have anything better to do than bad mouth someone who's right there? I felt so bad for Gilbert having to listen to callers say bad things about him while he tries so hard to win them over. Personally anyone who starts a routine with, "The other day, I met Dr Kevorkian and he asked me how I was doing. I'M DOING GREAT, I FEEL FANTASTIC", though someone needs to finish Gilbert's website.

The good news is that I had a chance to visit some new blogs today and leave some comments on other blogs. Sometimes it feels like that I don't have enough time to do that and it bothers me. Honestly I do try.

One thing that bothers me is weather icons that show the temperature in Fahrenheit. Now people, including myself will put little weather buttons so we can see how warm or cold it is where the blogger lives. Actually, I put mine there for myself, since I get TV from Satellite, the Weather Network only shows local weather every 10 minutes. Anyway, what bothers me is seeing a site that shows the local temperature at 60-80 degrees. I'm thinking. (in metric) that, there's now way anyone could survive in that weather. All the trees must be bursting into flames. Wait till the summer when it they read 100 and I'll be thinking, WATER BOILS AT THAT TEMPERATURE. THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD! ! !

Well I'm still struggling for what to write so I'll call this a night but I'm pleased with my second attempt to post an audioblog with the aid of Ourmedia. org. Free hosting and unlimited space. I might also change who I get to host my pics, since I had a "minor" issue with Hello, so it looks like I'm Flickr bound.

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Sunday, May 22, 2005

Audio Blog Post

A new audioblog post and its up. No messing around. Though you might want to wait a few seconds after hitting the link. Its still in Alpha.

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Saturday, May 21, 2005

Vics made me do it

Total number of books I've owned:

Does this mean that I have to get off my ass and count them? Grrr. I'm going to assume that were talking about fiction here because I also own a fair amount of computer related stuff, but the fiction stuff comes to about 154 books that I currently own.

The last book I bought:

Myth Alliances by Robert Asprin. I recently discovered that there are NEW books in the series. WOO HOO.

The last book I read:

I've been reading Debt of Honor by Tom Clancy off and on for what seems like an eternity. I'm about half way through but now that I've gotten hooked on Podcasts, I don't read as much.

5 books that mean a lot to me:
Wow, that's really hard, if not impossible but here goes.

1. Elfquest: Blood of Ten Chiefs Vol 1. Edited by Richard Pini, Robert Asprin and Lynn Abbey. Originally it was (and still is a great comic book) simply called Elfquest (which was created by Richard and Wendy Pini) and then these volumes of short stories came out. They even inspired me to write my first piece of fan fiction for high school English. Too bad I don't have it anymore.

2. The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People by Stephen R. Covey. Oh everyone is probably thinking that it's a lame self help book but it's really good. It teaches you to change yourself as oppose to manipulating others around you.

3. Private Parts by Howard Stern. I'm such a fan of Howard. I'm looking forward to his move to Satellite Radio so they can't censor him anymore.

4. The Cage by S.M. Sterling and Shirley Meyer (both Canadians). A great book and something that shows how good Canucks can be at writing Fantasy and Sci-Fi.

5. The Late Shift by Bill Carter. I'm a huge Letterman fan and I like knowing all the little things that happened when Johnny Carson retired and the events that took place that resulted into Dave's move to CBS.

Tag 5 people and have them fill this out on their blogs:

5 people? I doubt I could get 5 people but I'll pass it to a few and if they take the challenge, then fine and if not, SO BE IT…Buttercup, needs motivation so here you go. Lady Payne is the same thing. That's all I choose to pass it too. Perhaps Hugh, I get the impression that Hugh reads sometimes. Everyone else probably has already done it or is toooo busy.

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Friday, May 20, 2005

Photo Friday (It's company policy)

What I want to know is what do the employees do and why it doesn't say anything about their hands?

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Thursday, May 19, 2005

Strange but true

First I heard about this from listening to Howard Stern but after I found the actual news story in the Daily News. Some punks set a disabled man's wheelchair on fire. I'd like to select "Scum" for $1000 Alex. These boys who are around 15 years old should be beaten within an inch of their lives.

What really bothers me these days is the law stating that they cannot reveal the identities of the criminals because they are minors. I think that they should be allowed to show the identity of the criminals, at the very least to shame them and at the most to, warn the public that these little bastards have no redeeming value to society and should be treated that way.

However, just as there are scumbags in the world, there are also good people. There was a woman on the scene who witnessed what had happened and put the fire out with the only thing she had available, a bottle of freshly pumped breast milk. YES I SAID BREAST MILK. I think this woman is a hero and I applaud her actions, but I need to ask this question. Did she pour the entire contents at once or spray the fire through the nipple? Either way, she's a hero for possibly saving this man's life. He couldn't just get up from his chair. This woman literally gave something of herself in order to save this man.

Even though the situation seems odd, it does prove that there are good people and scumbags. It's nice to know that there are good people, like this woman who put the fire out, and the police who apprehended the little bastards. I hope they roughed the little creeps up a bit. So this means that there is hope for society in general. That's good, because it does restore my faith in humanity.

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Read the sign Keith, Its says NO SMOKING !!!

Celebrities are a pain in the ass; especially rock stars. This past year we’ve gotten some excellent concerts here in Cow Town. We’ve a lot of big shows over at the Saddle Dome, including Green Day, which plays on Friday. Even the Rolling Stones are coming to town but what is the deal with letting Keith Richards smoke in the Dome?

This city has gone nuts with anti smoking by-laws. It has come to the point that even I’m starting to think that they’re going to far, and I think smoking is the most disgusting habit on the planet, but they’re apparently going to let Keith Richards smoke inside the ‘smoke free environment’ of the Saddle Dome. Bullshit.

What I want to know is why does Keith Richards think he’s go fuckin special that he can disregard our laws and do whatever the hell he wants. NO SMOKING MEANS NO SMOKING KEITH. Personally I think he should consider quitting but have you looked at the guy lately. He looks 200 years old. He can’t have much time left. What I want to know is does he have an ash tray on the electric scooter all those old people are driving?

I can just picture the concert where The Stones comes out and he’s ride out in that little thing smoking away and then a roadie hands him a guitar and before he starts to play he looks up above the stage and see the sigh by the tour’s sponsor’s, Ben Gay and Depends. Then have way through the first set, he has to stop playing because of a coughing fit. KEITH QUIT NOW.

What really bothers me more is that the city is bending over and kissing his raggedy old ass. Yes Mr. Old Rock and Roll type person. You can contaminate the clean air around you while we will not allow anyone else to, because you’re special. Oh and if he wants to take an “I smoke or I don’t play” attitude, then Keith, take your pack of cigarette and your guitar and go home.

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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

OK its just Yadda.

First thing, I fixed the problem with my PC, YEAH ! ! ! , and I took the time to vacuum out my system as well. Where does all that dust come from? The only drawback is that I no longer have any USB ports on the front of my machine. Well that's all fine because I dug up an old USB Hub from my closet and hooked it up. Its works but its an old USB 1.1 Hub and all my ports are 2.0 So I'll just have to look through Ebay until I find something that won't screw me over with the shipping costs. One thing that really pisses me off about Ebay is when they gouge you over shipping costs and they say that I "have to" pay $15 shipping for an item I paid $5 for. Well screw them, I'll keep an eye on the shipping cost this time.

Well its E3 week and I'm trying my best to not totally geek out. Let's see between Star Wars and E3, I'm surprised that I haven't completely geeked out and started carrying a lightsabre. this week. Oh well but the worse thing is that I forgot to book some time off this week to see Star Wars. ARGHHH I'm a dumb ass.

I've really been getting into Podcasts lately. I just like the idea of downloading a made for Internet radio show and listening to it while I walk about, with my headphones. Actually I'm only listening to one weekly show and I download each day's Howard Stern broadcast from a newsgroup. Between that and downloading DVD content, into my PSP (that thing is GOLD, I love it), I'm happy. Though I fear that I will never get through the last of the Family Guy episodes.

Ok I can't hold this in any longer. I'm a Sony fanboy but why did they decide to make the Playstation 3 controller look like a lesbian sex toy? Or perhaps a banana…. . I'm not saying it. Lord help us if it vibrates a lot.

Ok I admit that this is nothing but Yadda but right now I'm annoyed at the fact that all the dryers in the building are being used and I have to head for work in less than a hour. I hope they will forgive me for wearing less that spotless pants, but it can't be helped.

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Monday, May 16, 2005


First thing. I will give the answers to the movie quote game.

1. Armageddon

2. The Rock

3. Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

4. The Empire Strike Back.

5. Private Parts.

6. Pump up the Volume

7. Aladin

8. Tomb Raider

9. Barb Wire

10. Lord of the Rings (Fellowship of the Rings).

Well guess what. My computer is sorta broke. I mean sorta because its just a USB port that screwed up but its causing mayhem with my whole system. It locks up or none of my USB ports work, which is not a good thing since my printer is hooked up by USB and I download audio and video into my Sony PSP through USB. SO I'M PISSED. The worse thing is that it broke just before I had to go to work so I haven't had a chance to open the case and look at it yet. GRRRRR.


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Sunday, May 15, 2005

The truth about guys

I'm going to let all the women out there know some dirty truths about men. It has to be said because I'm tired of seeing women disappointed over their "others" when they get to know the "real guy"

First thing. ALL MEN LOVE PORN. If you ask a man, all technology was designed for the distribution of pornography. The printing press was for the publishing of porn. The still camera was created to take pictures of naked women. The Internet was designed for the fast, effective distribution of PORN. Even gay men like porn. That's why they have gay porn.

Men hate dancing. Let me rephrase that. Straight men hate dancing. If a man tells his girlfriend/wife/date that he likes dancing, then it means that he's either LYING or GAY. Oh and if he's claims that he's not lying and that he's not gay, then he's lying to himself about being gay. Men always feel like idiots on the dance floor. That's why we hate dancing. The best a man will do is shuffle his feel and grab your butt.

Men can't help but check other women out. It's wired into our brains. That is why a man will wear dark sunglasses, in order to disguise the fact that he's checking out other women. We also train hard not to stop in mid sentence while doing this. We know that this is a dead giveaway.

Men fear farting in from of women. We try to act dignified and not gross women out but the truth of the matter is we fart and we take pride in our farts. There's nothing funnier than ripping one by your friends and taking off. The 'silent by deadly' ones are a hoot. So if a man gets a funny look on his face. He's trying to hold in a fart and will soon excuse himself.

Anyway I've done a great disservice to my gender but I hope that all women will one day understand that all men are horny perverts to take pressure in their 'under leg noises'

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Saturday, May 14, 2005

Movie Quote Time

It's that time again. (not that Hugh, now quit smirking). It's the movie quote game. Here are 10 quotes from movies in my DVD collection. Goodluck.

"Components, American Components, Russian Components. ALL MADE IN TAIWAN !!!"

"Ok, I don't wanna know nothing. I never saw you throw that gentleman off the balcony. All I care about is are you happy with your haircut"

"Believe it kid, I took the pictures myself. She played Patty Cake."

"Sir the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3720 to 1"

"Oh look at this Robin, This is unbelie.. Oh, the underpants are coming off. That is the first naked lady in the history of radio."

"I say, rise up in the cafeteria and stab them with your plastic forks"

"Oye. Ten thousands years will give you such a creek in the neck"

"I woke up this morning and just hated everything"

"If one person calls me babe"

"…A promise. Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee, and I don't mean to. I don't mean to.

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Friday, May 13, 2005

Photo Friday

At last, a drug that caters to my needs.

Thursday, May 12, 2005

He taunts me. I swear it.

Last Night I dreamt that I won the lottery. I don't remember any details except that I was rich. As a result, I decided to buy some lottery tickets. I thought that a higher power might be trying to send me some good luck.

Anyway, I go into a gas station to buy these tickets, but I realize that I have no money on me so off to the ATM at the back of the store. The problem is there's some woman at the machine, taking her own sweet time. Hitting the buttons and getting cash. Then when she's done, instead of moving, she decided to rearrange her purse. Ok this is to every woman out there who does this. IT'S FUCKIN RUDE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THE ATM TO REARANGE YOU PURSE WHEN PEOPLE ARE WAITING TO USE THE DAMN MACHINE.

So I go to buy some Root Beer and my tickets and the OLD FART in front of me can't find the code on his receipt for the car wash. So I have to put up with the cashier pointing the code to the guy twice and then circling it with a pen. Fine so I try to buy my tickets and have to repeat myself over and over again because the guy's girlfriend comes in and is more concerned about his lunch. He asked me 3 times because he keeps forgetting because that BITCH won't shut up about some Grilled Chicken whatever. SHUT UP BITCH. But I finally get my lottery tickets.

So I'm at work and suddenly the image of me living in the Caribbean pops into my head. The image of a large beach home with a pool pops into my head, owning all the luxuries that I desire, including my own T1 line. I don't know where the thought came from but it appeared and it was a pleasant thought. Perhaps it's was a message from 'above'. I don't know.

Well this morning I go and check my tickets and lo and behold I WON. YES I WON A FREE PLAY PEOPLE. I WON ANOTHER LOTTERY TICKET. God is mocking me right now. Somewhere in heaven, angels are laughing their asses of at me. GRRRRR

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Tuesday, May 10, 2005

14 minuttes and 58 seconds and counting Paris

I hear that there are people are seeing "House of Wax" just to cheer when Paris Hilton dies. If this is true then I have to see this movie. I have to buy it on DVD just so I can watch that scene over and over again. I can just imagine her acting. She's standing there, she says "that's hot" and GURK!!!, she's dead. I'd cheer for that. Who is she kidding?

I hear that she's going to be in other films again. WHO DO I BLAME FOR THIS???? WHEN DID THE DEVIL BUY HER SOUL !!!. Imagine a life where you literally had every need catered to. Oh it might sound good but since your not being challenged in any way, physically or mentally, then everything is turning to mush. We have established that she has no brain and has no talent. Ok she has two skills, one is getting her face on every magazine cover and the second has something to do with video cameras.

Its people like Paris Hilton and Tom Green which make me truly believe that the devil exists and he does buy people's souls. There's no other explanation. I mean picture it, one day your name is Paul, your flipping burgers at McDonalds and someone comes up to you and says, "Give me your soul and I will give you, your hearts desire." You think about it for a second as someone screams for another Big Mac and poof, your Pauly Shore. IT HAPPENS. I BELIEVE IT.

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Its snowing, YUCK. Why won't it go away.

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I'm better now.

I'm better now. Not perfect, just better. The showerhead in my shower broke yesterday and I haven't had a chance to talk to the landlord about it. Maybe today I will, but probably tomorrow. So I'm stuck taking baths (but no CANDLES).

Good news, Ourmedia.org has put the audioblog post up there. It will stream down so everyone should be able to hear it, but the site is still in Alpha, which means its still buggy. Click here to hear my audio blog post from Sunday.

Anyway, without the shower, my prep time for work has increased so I need to go, BUT !!!! I'll try and post something around 6:00pm my time, (That's Mountain Daylight Time).

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Monday, May 09, 2005

ARGHHHH !!!!!!!

You ever have one of those days where you’re too angry to blog? I’ve had nothing but rage inside of me and I’m pretty sure that it’s not healthy. Right now, I feel nothing but rage. Rage at where I am, Rage at what is happening in my life. I feel RAGE, RAGE, RAGE.

I personally think that its sad that I have to spend my day here at this ugly gray place. Someone stick a knife in me.

I guess this is a cry for help. I’m pissed at OurMedia.org. My audio blog post STILL isn’t up.

Well it looks like my heart isn’t in this right now. Perhaps (I hope) I’ll be better when I get home.

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Sunday, May 08, 2005

Its Audio Blog Post time.

Well as per someone's request. I've done another audioblog post. This one is a little longer actually and I go through many things. Right now I have 2 links up for a reason. The first link is to where I posted it on my web space but that space is limited and I will soon remove it. The second link is to my "OurMedia" space. There I have unlimited space and they host it for free. The problem is that it doesn't always go up right away. Therefore I have 2 links. The first link will be temporary (about a month or so) but the second one is as long as they host.

First Link (Temporary) (I recomend right clicking and "save as" and downloading it, its a 3MB MP3.

Permanent Link (Its taking some time for the host to put it up)

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Friday, May 06, 2005

Photo Friday

I know its spring but I like this one

Thursday, May 05, 2005

The tapestry of life

On Monday, I heard about boxedthoughts.com through a podcast. I consider it a series mini anonymous blogs. It's a tapestry of thoughts of thousands of people from all over the internet. I like it.

Let's be honest. We don't always have time to write a blog post during the day. I only write before work, during my dinner break or when I get home but with this site. I'm able to write a sentence of two to let out my feeling (usually rage, big surprise).

This doesn't (oops another spelling mistake) mean that I won't be blogging here, but its nice to add to this tapestry of emotion. I think its pretty cool.

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Wednesday, May 04, 2005

All I want to do is Pee in peace. Is this too much to ask?

I’m really hate the bathrooms at work. All I’m asking for is a little divider between the urinals. Is that too much to ask for? Whoever designed the bathrooms are complete jackasses. I swear if they could have found a way to put two urinals in the same space, they would have.

First of all, when I walk into the bathroom, if there’s someone else there. I leave, I don’t want to ‘do number 1’ while there’s another guy there (at least with a number 2, your in an enclosed stall and no one can see you).. I’ll end up washing my hands and leaving. What really annoys me thought is being half way through you business, and then someone shows up. I’ve started and there’s no way I’m going to stop so I end up repositioning myself so they can’t see my deal.

Now male bathroom etiquette insists that guys keeps their eyes up in this situation. That’s what I do, but I end up being stuck next to someone who’s looking around all over the place. Keep your eyes on your own ‘deal’ and don’t worry about mine!!!!

I think the worst is when the guy next to you wants to talk. All I want is some peace and quiet, while I drain my bladder. Is that too much to ask for? But NO !!!. I end up being next to someone who wants to talk about the party they were at last weekend. Oh and if I hear “So this is where all the pricks hang out". I’ll kill them.

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Tuesday, May 03, 2005

American Idol or American Idiot

I gave up on American Idol last year when some of the good talent singers were getting the boot and that geeky kid was still there. This year I stopped watching during the try outs. I was that bored, but now I found something that might renew my interest in the show. Votefortheworst.com (though I think its down) was a site dedicated to getting the worst singer to win American Idol.

Honestly I hope that he ends up winning, just to really piss off Simon. This jack ass is always saying nasty things about people, so I think he deserve that loser. I want that jack ass working at promoting his first single. It might drive him to kill himself. (Oh please, please please).

Like I said, I've become bored of the show and I no longer find Simon's harshness to be entertaining.

Now I that I think about it, I wonder if the site went down due to traffic or Fox's lawyers. The last time I was there. They has over 500,000 hits on thier counter. Too bad, that I can't vote (I tried once, the number is good, only in the U.S.), because I want to see the 'fat guy' win too. Maybe he can do a duet with William Hung?

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Monday, May 02, 2005

Fox WHAT ?????

Yesterday Expressvu (my satellite TV provider) added Fox News to its lineup (On channel 507, go look). So I’m watching this new news channel because I always like to look at news events from different angles. I watch CNN, CBC Newsworld, CTV NewsNet and BBC World to get a full picture of what is happening in the world. So yesterday I’m watching Fox News and I’m wondering what the heck is going on?

I’m watching people discuss the Runaway Bride story, where a woman faked her kidnapping in order to run away from her impending marriage. Anyway, it sounds to me that she panicked and wasn’t thinking when she took off. At the same time, we don’t know anything about this poor girl’s mental health. Yet the news anchors are screaming for this woman to be arrested, fined, jailed, beaten, beheaded, whatever and they don’t know anything about her. I mean come on people.

So after a few hours of watching this off and on, I’m wondering what happened to impartial news coverage? I’ve heard people saying that CNN was too left wing and to be honest, I never saw it but what I saw on Fox News was insane. Between that and saying Laura Bush was funny as hell at some press dinner, I was wondering where the neutrality was?

At the same time, I’m trying to figure out at what point did I no longer be a conservative? I’ve always considered myself to be right wing, especially these days with the left wing people acting like they know all and can do no wrong. Trying to shout down right wing politicians just proves to me that you’re so full of yourself. Oh and have I mentioned how much I hate Michael Moore’s guts? But lately, I’ve been seeing the right acting in the same immature manor and this is making me think, that they’re all a bunch of losers. Fox News, at this point is just one step up from the National Inquirer right now.

Right now here in Canada, there’s talk of an election happening very soon. The conservatives have the power to force an election and to be honest. I think it’s a bad idea. As long as I could vote, I’ve always voted towards a right wing party but this could change because we have Conservative leader Stephen Harper going nuts over Gay marriage and I don’t want the political power in this country going to a nut ball like that. I actually feel safer with the Liberals and Paul Martin. What the hell is a moderate to do?

Back to Fox News, who is watching the ultra right wing newscasts? These guys are nuts and I’m waiting for them to start spurting out anti Canadian crap again.

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Sunday, May 01, 2005

We all Google to find what were looking for on the web. A get a fair amount of hits based on people using search engines. I've been keeping track of the search terms that have gotten people to my site for some time now. A lot of times it has something to do with Jessica Karr. I wrote something about her wayyyy back, but there have been other terms people have used to find my site. Here is my top ten favorite terms used to find my site.

10. "Women kidnapped and sold as mannequins"

First I want to meet the person who thinks this happens. Sounds like someone has watched on Horror movie too many.

9. "erect nipples tight t-shirt "

I never searched that. At least not yet.

8. "Zoo Peeing"

I'm not even sure what that means

7. "vics Nyquil"

This one sort of makes sense. I love NyQuil.

6. "call for help Amber MacArthur pussy"

This is wrong, wrong, wrong. Shame on you little perverts.

5. "forehead "snore stop""

This was about the dumb guy who turned his forehead into a billboard on EBay.

4. "cherry Lollipop paragraph"

I'm not sure what this means but it sounds dirty.

3. "fondling mannequins"

I swear I do not have a mannequin fetish,

2. "big tittied race fan"

Ok I might search things. MIGHT.

1." cartoon boobs that may explode"

I couldn't have made that up if I wanted too, ok maybe.

Alright now I have a message for you strange people. My blog doesn't contain picture of mannequins doing strange things, boobs exploding or anything other than that. So stop visiting. Everyone else, I'll still continue to blog my thoughts as usual,

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