I was reading of how they’re going to turn the Cookie Monster into a heath food nut. What the hell is wrong with these people. The fact that the Cookie Monster tears into cookies and they go flying all over the place is what makes him so cool to begin with. Is the Cookie Monster destined to be changed into the Cabbage Monster? I don’t think so.
What I want to know is how far will this go? Will Oscar the Grouch soon be teaching manors and etiquette? Oscar is suppose to be a grouch and the Cookie Monster is suppose to stuff his face with cookies. Maybe the Count can start teaching about people from foreign lands because he has an accent. What other politically correct Muppets are coming out way. We’ve done the Ernie/Bert gay thing to death and honestly, why try to fix what isn’t broken.
One other thing; shouldn’t it be the parents who should be teaching their children about healthy eating habits? What pisses me off most of all is when I’m in a fast food restaurant and there’s a kid crying because he/she is full while their fat assed mom is yelling at them finish their food. If your child doesn’t want to finish something because they are full. Take it with you and they’ll eat it later (and if they don’t, so what). Personally I think the kid is crying because the child sees through the fat assed mom’s plan to turn the kid into a fat assed kid. If the Cookie Monster really wants to help with nutrition, then tell him to slap the fat assed bitches around so they’ll stop forcing their kids to eat when they are not hungry.
My 2 bytes.
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