Monday, December 11, 2006

An Inconvenient Cow

I just read this on The Independent’s website so it has to be true, right?

There’s a new report that emissions that cause global warming are not our fault. Apparently it’s because of the cows. It’s because of the farting cows. According to some UN report it’s the 1.5 billion cows in the world that is contributing 18% of the world’s greenhouse gases.

Ok this is horrible and something must be done. What I think we should do is take personal responsibility for this. We outnumber there’s cow by at least 3 to 1. So what I propose, each one of us should cork a cow. Stop those harmful greenhouse gases from escaping by plugging a cows butt.

What I want to know is why Al Gore didn’t mention this in that documentary. Why didn’t he tell people about the cow issue? He could even make money by selling Official Al Gore Cow Butt Corks. “Save the planet, plug a cow”.

There’s a problem with this problem now. With all the backed up pressure, the cows might explode. Cows would become a weapon of mass destruction. The terrorists would raise the cows and they would become suicide cow bombers.

To prevent this, we could also start putting diapers on them to catch the offending gases, not to mention the ‘waste’. Then perhaps we could find a way to use the captured gas for power. Just a thought.

My 2 Bytes.

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