We can stop the cows, We have the technology

A little over a year ago, I raised some concerns about Global Warming. Specifically about how the farting cows are one of the causes of this serious issue. Well it appears that I’m not the only one who’s worried about the cows and is looking to do something about it. Some scientist have noted that when kangaroos fart, they do not release methane (a green house gas, I guess), so they’re looking at importing the bacteria that prevents the creation of methane in the kangaroos, to cows. So if the cows stop the nasty farts, we can save the planet. Ok it’s a start.

I really hope this works, that way I won’t have to travel the world to plug all the cow’s butts. I asked for help but Jay won’t help me, because of an undisclosed incident in 94, and I’ve never received any commitment from anyone else. Personally if it does, I know a few other people who could use this bacterium as well.

While this might seem a little silly to some, for me it’s inspiration, it’s nice to see that scientists are working on something other than boob research. I admit I might have a “boob” thing, but there are FAR more important things that should be taken care of, and dammit finding a way to prevent the cows from slowing changing the earth is one of them. So Aussie’s I salute you for your “out of the box” thinking and helping come up with real solutions to Global Warming. Though I still wonder why Al Gore never talked about the cows in that movie. Maybe he just wanted a steak.

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An Inconvenient Cow

I just read this on The Independent’s website so it has to be true, right?

There’s a new report that emissions that cause global warming are not our fault. Apparently it’s because of the cows. It’s because of the farting cows. According to some UN report it’s the 1.5 billion cows in the world that is contributing 18% of the world’s greenhouse gases.

Ok this is horrible and something must be done. What I think we should do is take personal responsibility for this. We outnumber there’s cow by at least 3 to 1. So what I propose, each one of us should cork a cow. Stop those harmful greenhouse gases from escaping by plugging a cows butt.

What I want to know is why Al Gore didn’t mention this in that documentary. Why didn’t he tell people about the cow issue? He could even make money by selling Official Al Gore Cow Butt Corks. “Save the planet, plug a cow”.

There’s a problem with this problem now. With all the backed up pressure, the cows might explode. Cows would become a weapon of mass destruction. The terrorists would raise the cows and they would become suicide cow bombers.

To prevent this, we could also start putting diapers on them to catch the offending gases, not to mention the ‘waste’. Then perhaps we could find a way to use the captured gas for power. Just a thought.

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