This is an open letter to the asshole who stood in front of me in line at checkout at Safeway.
Thank you for yakking on the phone and not moving forward while I held my heavy basket of food, so I so couldn't put it on the counter.
Oh and thank you for farting when you finally got around to hanging up on your call.
One last thing. CHANGE YOUR FUCKING DIET !!!! Did something crawl up there and die?
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