It's return of the Yadda Yadda

I couldn’t sleep last night. I just laid in my bed for hour after hour, so around midnight I did something. What I did was clean my bathroom and kitchen. I scrubbed the floors, I scrubbed my kitchen sink, my bathroom sink, my bathtub and I even cleaned my toilet. They way I figured it, at least I would have a nice clean bathtub waiting for me this morning. If this happens again, I’m going to scrub out my refrigerator.

Now I’m not sure what to talk about, but that hasn’t stop be before, has it?

Oh I discovered a new search engine today; a search engine with an attitude. I’m talking about Ms. Dewey. You type in your search term, you wait a bit and she gives you some spiel before the rather limited search results. This woman does have an attitude, so much so that found myself typing terms like …..well let’s put it this way, at one point she threatened to call the Justice Dept. Worth a look.

Time online did a bunch of top 10 list of 2006. The thing that interested me is in the topics of Podcasts, only 1 out of the 10 was something that I heard of, and of the top 10 TV shows, I only liked numbers 7 and 8. I should make my own top 10 lists of top 10 bullshits top ten lists. Out of their top ten websites, the only one I heard of was Newsvine. Where the hell was Digg? Ok I know most of you never heard of Digg., but then again, I bet you didn’t know about Newsvine either.

Oh there’s this new Canadian comedy airing tomorrow called Little Mosque on the Prairie. Its about Muslims who live in a small prairie town. I’ll give the show a chance. I saw preview where some of the characters were preparing to have an open house in the mosque and the main character was trying to convince his father that hey should change the welcome sign saying ‘Welcome Infidels’ to something else. Oh and the show was created by a Muslim woman. She’s trying to show that Muslims have a sense of humour. I wish her luck and that Canadians and Americans who live close to the Canadian border enjoys the show.

Lastly I want to know how long Rosie O’Donnell has been delusional. Now she thinks that Donald Trump is obsessed with her? Why isn’t it that she can’t keep her bleeping mouth shut. She has to piss everyone off. She was accusing Kelly Rippa as being a homophobe because she was mad that Clay Aiken put his hand over her mouth. Even other members of that View show said that it has nothing to do with gayness and Clay hasn’t come out of any closet. He might be a bit poofy, but that doesn’t mean he’s gay, or does it? Maybe Rosie’s gaydar is going off? Either way Rosie, SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!

Oh and I’m sorry for making all the children cry with the Celine Dion video.

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The Clip of the Week (Celine Dion does AC/DC)

I want to meet the person who thought this was a good idea.


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Photo Friday (Babies and Duct Tape)

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Paris Hilton can bring World Peace

I sit in front of my PC thinking … and there is a 20 minute pause. Nothing comes to mind. I watch news channels and read other people’s blog and they have relevant things to say and all I can come up with is”are you pondering what I’m pondering? I think so brain but how are we going to get the nylons on the chickens”.

I’m a fairly smart individual, I will make that claim, and I see the events around the world and have my opinions, but for some reason I don’t have the will to write about them in a manor that others would find as dignified. Actually I think the last time I wrote something profound was back in 2005, in the Bad Catholic post.

I see myself more of the John Stewart/Stephen Colbert/Rick Mercer type of communicator. I try to use comedy to get my point across. The problem is that I SUCK AT COMEDY!!! Vics is constantly waiting to find out when the men with the straight jackets are coming to get me, though ironically, there are pictures of her in that situation. I was going to post a link but I’m sure she would have flown over here just to kill me.

I look at world and I can’t believe how people either take themselves too seriously or are unable to see that there are so messed up. I just love how Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad goes on about wiping Israel off the face of the earth and then without stopping for a breath, talking how Iran is developing Nuclear power for peaceful means. WHO ARE WE KIDDING HERE? I’m pretty sure that this guy doesn’t have a sense of humour.

This is what we need to do with these guys. We need to put them on a booze cruise. That’s right, get them loaded and get them to have a good time. While were at it, put Paris Hilton on that boat. It’s about time that skank did some good for mankind. Heck, Paris, plus Kim Jon Ill and a digital camera would do wonders in easing tensions in that part of the world. All these wackos need are a bunch of chocolate chip cookies and some milk and they will be fine. Maybe it’s just me but someone who is willing to strap a bomb to themselves and blow themselves up for their cause needs to get laid.

That’s it. Send them Paris Hilton people. She can save the world by doing the nasty with all theses terrorists types. She will do what she’s famous for and all these guys will relax and no more world tension. Who’s going to want to blow themselves up after getting laid? Heck I’d probably want more when I completely recover.

SOMEONE TELL THE UN TO SEND PARIS HILTON TO THE MIDDLE EAST RIGHT NOW!!!!

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Buck Rogers is a slut

I’m back at work so the vacation is over. I guess the vacation from blogging is completed as well. Don’t get me wrong, there’s no one forcing me to blog but it just wasn’t in me. I even limited my City of Heroes playing (ok I’m a big fat liar there). However my life away from work was a big fat blank.

The main problem is that I’ve spent so much time between work and schooling, that I never had much time to make friends, and the people around here, at work I mean, aren’t really the type of people I wish to hang out at with. Actually, the only time I really got along with other coworkers was when I was in Toronto and those guys we IT as well. I still think that they are all a great bunch of guys. So basically, I have very few friends in the city.

One of the things I did do though was watch a most of the DVD’s from Buck Rogers and the 25th Century, and all I have to say is we’ve come a long way, since that crap. I don’t mean the special effects (though, that is also true), I mean the stories and character development. As I’m watching these episodes, I’ve come to a conclusion. Buck is a man whore. In almost every episode, we see Buck coming on to a different woman, while the old guy, the little robot and the hot babe sidekick just have this ‘oh that Buck’. How come we never the episode where buck get the ‘space clap’.

Also, half the episodes are just ‘space’ versions of normal stuff, like space vampires, or space rock and roll. LAME!!!! Now I understand why women were pissed off back then. If my gender was portrayed like that, I would be pissed too. Either way this show made my head feel like mush. IT’S BAD PEOPLE. If they decide to bring the show back like Battlestar Galatica, they had better use the NEW formula of giving the characters, and I mean all characters, depth and flaws. Even the Cylon babes have some depth.

Oh I hope everyone has a good new year, I spent mine sick in bed. I felt awful and had to keep a bucket by the bed, if you know what I mean. Being sick when your mommy isn’t around sucks.

Here’s to 2007, and I send my best wishes to all. Oh and if any Billionaires wish to send me a couple of million dollars my way so I can quit work and start investigating the real meaning of life, I’m appreciate it, because I know for a fact I’m not going to find it in my little office, fixing RF guns and doing all the other stuff I do.

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