The best of or I was tagged

So I was tagged by vics to recommend 3 older post for people to read and well here goes. Actually this is like a clip episode from a TV show, in a way, i;m ripping everyone off for new content. Shame on me

I remember this post from wayyy back when I first saw Resident Evil 2, and went oof about Zombie Boobs There’s something amuse about the word Zombie and boobs being in the same sentence.

I also have to link the Bad Catholic post. Out of all the posts I’ve done (over 800), this is the one that I am proud of the most. Not that I’m proud of all my posts, I’ve done some real stinkers, but this one I’m proud of.

Also, the Cookie Monster post was one of my gems. If you think that the Cookie monster is a bad influence, then GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE AND DON’T COME BACK> I ban you from this site if you desecrate the Cookie Monster.

Oh and here’s the deepest post I’ve ever done.

I’m in a rush right now so I choose not to tag, but if you wish to take con the chaellence, feel free.

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Leave the Teletubbies alone. ALRIGHT

I think that it’s getting to the point where I might have to change the name of my blog to QUIT BEING SO STUPID. I can’t take it anymore. I just can’t. I’m going to give myself a heart attack if I keep reading about the stupid people of the world. I swear we need a mass culling of the stupid people.

Remember when the late Jerry Falwell proclaimed that Tinky Winky was gay and the rest of the US told him to get his head out of his ass? Well it’s happening again and this time it’s the Polish government that’s trying to determine if the Teletubbies are homosexuals. At what point did conservative equal dumb ass?

For the record, the Teletubbies have no sexual organs at all. They just laugh, run and eat Tubby Toast. They are not share a public stall bathroom with George Michael. They are not snorting coke with Boy George (Boy George, George Michael, coincidence ?) There have not been any photos of any of the Teletubbies coming out of a gay bar, drunk with a male ‘companion’. For the record, the Teletubbies are asexual.

Once again, I’m disgusted by how narrow minded people act sometimes. This is a show that targets babies and preschoolers. I know that there’s some psychiatrist who’s probably published a report and blaa blaa blaa, but children at that age are not worrying about what they prefer, penis or vagina. At that age, THEY WANT A FUCKING COOKIE!!! Oh and some juice. THEY WANT SOME FUCKING JUICE!!! Children at that age need to be nurtured and loved. They need to know what their mom and dad love them. They are not trying to figure out if they want to buy some leather pants.

I remember when a kid was allowed to be a kid, but now… being a kid must really suck. Remember Cody Gifford, and how his mother (Kathy Lee) said that she only allowed him to watch Christian videos? (If any kid is messed up, it’s going to be that one.) If the Teletubbies are so damn evil and are programming children, then what about Cody and those damn religious videos? Who’s programming who?

Now I’ve watched the Teletubbies show once or twice (ok once), and not once, while I watched it, did I ever get a craving for cock. Just like meeting up with gay friends, or listening to Elton John, I had to desire to put someone’s manhood in my mouth, or the urge to ‘turn the other cheek’. There are no subliminal messages in that show that’s telling people that they like ‘balls’. Being gay is genetic, plain and simple.

Again this probe into the Teletubbies (I’m sorry) by the Polish government is a total waste of time and money and is a form of discrimination against homosexuals, and they know it. Some human rights groups and the E.U. are protesting the move. Pointing out that any form of discrimination is wrong. The good news is that the Polish parliament does feel that this is a waste of time. Parliamentary Speaker Ludwig Dorn has warned people not to make such comments in the house as it would just turn their government into a “laughing stock”. So it appears that someone over there does have a brain.

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God does not want you to be STUPID

Monday’s are just sucky. There’s no nice way around it. Monday’s suck. Suck suck, suck. I did not want to get out of bed this morning. I was comfy and the idea of coming to work made me sad and mad at the same time. (madsad or sadmad?). I was going to comment on some questions that were asked of me, like the status of my EBay account (It’s under review), and how long it takes to get to my apartment (around 20 seconds without a stop, but my ears pop when I go up or down), but instead I found more of the STUPIDITY of the so called Christian right.

Let me make this clear. I am not anti Religion, anti God or anti faith in anyway. I’m just absolutely amazed by the fact that a certain section of the U.S. population refuse to accepts facts that are right in front of them. God did not ACTUALLY make the earth in 6 days. The earth took millions and millions of years to be created and to evolve into the world around us today. Creation can be traced back to the Big Bang, but what caused the Big Bang? God perhaps.

I know I went through this last week, but today I’ve learned that someone has spend $27 million dollars on a Creation Museum.. What the hell is WRONG with these people? Once again, it’s stuff like this which gives me cause for concern. Oh and as long as this stuff is going on, I starting to fear crossing the border. I now understand why the rest of the world is so nice to us. It’s because they feel sorry for us having such a crazy neighbor.

So according to this museum, there were Dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark. Now there has been some scientific evidence to prove that there was a big flood and supposedly there has been some proof of the discovery of Noah’s Ark, but the idea of Dinosaurs on that boat. Imagine the size of the Dinosaur shit. Oh and according to this museum, Dinosaurs and humans lived at the same time, WHICH THEY DIDN’T, SCIENCE PROVED THAT. Seriously, what is wrong with these people?

I went to the “museum’s” website and found a walkthrough, and all I can say is that the Flanders family would have a great time at this place. I looked up museum in the dictionary and the definition I found is “a building or institution where objects of artistic, historical, or scientific importance and value are kept, studied, and put on display”. While I will agree that there are some historical importance in this building. We know that Jesus DID indeed exist, but the majority of their information they have is based on a book that was written, edited and reedited over that past 2000 years. Are we expected to accept everything in the bible as fact?

Again, I keep saying this (and people are probably starting to get tired of me saying it), but there’s a big difference between faith and blind faith. I believe in God, but I do not believe that God would save me if I jumped out of an airplane without a parachute. I believe that God would be waiting for me after I died and say,” That was really stupid”.

I’m going to try to stay away from this topic for awhile (maybe I’ll blog about porn), but I can’t make any promises. If something else set’s me off. I’ll just go nuts and blog.

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Mac vs PC Letterman style

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Photo Friday (what big eyes you have Sponge Bob)

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