Let’s my say a word or two about my love life; I have none. There it’s said and done. Now enter Dr. Cheryl. Dr. Cheryl (as I call her when she gets into these moods) keeps bugging me about finding someone special and having a relationship. I swear, she is worse than my mother. My mom doesn’t bother me about these things. She knows what happens, happens. (I guess anyway).
Now don’t get me wrong. I see the advantages of finding that special someone. That person would be there to share your life with and enjoy the little things but things get complicated at times. First of all, women make no sense to me. With women, everything has a double meaning and when it comes to the female mind, I’m a complete dolt. I’m the guy who would actually believe a woman when she said everything is fine. From a male’s point of view, fine means fine right? Well if you think that, you’re WRONG!!!
Next weekend I have a cousin getting married and I can think of one thing to say to him as advice. RUN!!!! GET TO THE CHOPPER!!! RUN!!! (Ok I just watched Predator recently)
I’m not going to go into the details of my life but I will say this. I need to make one last change before I start pursuing a female companion. (Let’s get one thing straight. I said female. I’m a guy and I’m after a girl.) However I feel the need to do so much more with my life. I want to go to Tokyo. I want to go to Calgary Flames games. I wonder if I will be able to do this with a girlfriend.
On thing really bothers me about women. How come you have to explain what ‘off side’ means in a hockey game over and over again but she will remember exactly what you said 12 years ago when you locked your keys in the car. I really want someone to explain this one to me.
I think this comes back to the Computer Generated Women I was talking about awhile ago. Here’s the link to that post. At least these females have manuals.
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Sunday, September 05, 2004
Saturday, September 04, 2004
Now Sonia is gone
Another kind person has left the confines of work and has decided to go to a better place. This time, it’s back to school and I wish her well.
I will miss Sonia’s smile when I see her, her charm and the way she says “You Stink”. It’s her way of saying ‘take a shower dammit’. No he’s kidding (God I hope she was kidding) and once again I will miss her.
I did take a picture of her with my digital camera but I’ve decided against putting it up. Take care and I hope to hear from you soon.
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I will miss Sonia’s smile when I see her, her charm and the way she says “You Stink”. It’s her way of saying ‘take a shower dammit’. No he’s kidding (God I hope she was kidding) and once again I will miss her.
I did take a picture of her with my digital camera but I’ve decided against putting it up. Take care and I hope to hear from you soon.
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Friday, September 03, 2004
Definition Terrorist: See Coward
Today is a very sad day in a small town in Russia. It’s also a day that has brought out moral outrage throughout the world.
First thing that has to be said is that anyone who hides behind children is a coward. These people are not solders or patriots or even freedom fighters. They are simply cowards who deserve whatever they have coming to them. The armed cowards that lived through the battle deserve no mercy; they have proven that they are not capable of it so why should it be granted to them
As of late, the world terrorist has been heard in the news lately as a result of actions in Spain, Russia and of course in New York and Washington. As a result, many people now live in fear of what could be around the corner. The need for vigilance has risen significantly and people on both sides are hurting because of it.
We are use to hearing about such acts in places like Israel and Africa but this plague seems to be spreading and it has infected North America several times. Many people feel that the people of Israel are too extreme in their view but we don’t live in a place where its common for someone to put on a vest of explosives and walk down to the store where you buy your groceries and blow themselves up; killing many others as well as themselves. In my opinion, we don’t have the right to judge them.
What really gets my goat are people who protest the treatment of this sub human slime. They start blabbing this left wing educated crap and they feel that they have all the answers. I wonder what they would do if their fantasy world where everyone gets along and respects each other would meet with the reality of a terrorist with a gun to their head.
These intellectual jackasses preach about tolerance and rights of others and meanwhile there are hundreds of dead in Russia right now and at least one child crying over the memory of a coward with a gun.
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First thing that has to be said is that anyone who hides behind children is a coward. These people are not solders or patriots or even freedom fighters. They are simply cowards who deserve whatever they have coming to them. The armed cowards that lived through the battle deserve no mercy; they have proven that they are not capable of it so why should it be granted to them
As of late, the world terrorist has been heard in the news lately as a result of actions in Spain, Russia and of course in New York and Washington. As a result, many people now live in fear of what could be around the corner. The need for vigilance has risen significantly and people on both sides are hurting because of it.
We are use to hearing about such acts in places like Israel and Africa but this plague seems to be spreading and it has infected North America several times. Many people feel that the people of Israel are too extreme in their view but we don’t live in a place where its common for someone to put on a vest of explosives and walk down to the store where you buy your groceries and blow themselves up; killing many others as well as themselves. In my opinion, we don’t have the right to judge them.
What really gets my goat are people who protest the treatment of this sub human slime. They start blabbing this left wing educated crap and they feel that they have all the answers. I wonder what they would do if their fantasy world where everyone gets along and respects each other would meet with the reality of a terrorist with a gun to their head.
These intellectual jackasses preach about tolerance and rights of others and meanwhile there are hundreds of dead in Russia right now and at least one child crying over the memory of a coward with a gun.
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But Mom, Everyone is doing it.
It’s all my fault apparently. As soon as I got home and went online and started chatting with my friend, the first thing she said it was all my fault. What was my fault? Well my friend decided to check on my blog, she hasn’t done so and she found my words interesting. She was going to comment on one of my entries and she ended up registering with Blogger.com and before you know it. Bang, she has her own blog and she can’t remember what the hell she was going to comment about.
Anyway I encourage everyone to check her blog out as well. The link is here. Now perhaps you’re wondering, who is this person, well I’m not going to tell you. Just check out her blog. I’m also going to add her to my links on the lower right of this page.
I read her first post and I’ve noticed how some things are similar and some things are different. I personally like the fact she credits me for the creation of the blog. Ok she blames me but it’s the same thing right? Anyway, please check her blog out and if any one else want me to plug your blog, WELL SCREW YOU. This is a blog, not a billboard.
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Anyway I encourage everyone to check her blog out as well. The link is here. Now perhaps you’re wondering, who is this person, well I’m not going to tell you. Just check out her blog. I’m also going to add her to my links on the lower right of this page.
I read her first post and I’ve noticed how some things are similar and some things are different. I personally like the fact she credits me for the creation of the blog. Ok she blames me but it’s the same thing right? Anyway, please check her blog out and if any one else want me to plug your blog, WELL SCREW YOU. This is a blog, not a billboard.
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Wednesday, September 01, 2004
Starbucks is trying to take over the world
I now believe that Starbucks is a plot from some organization to take over the world. They seem to be everywhere and its starting to creep me out. There are 2 of them in the mall (its calls Chinook Centre) that I live right besides. Does a mall really need 2 Starbucks? Perhaps it’s for people in different parts of the mall but what if you’re right between the 2 of them. Which way do I go? I need a coffee to decide where I want to go for a coffee now.
Oh and why the hell can’t I get coffee-flavored coffee at Starbucks? Instead I have to get a "latte" or an "espresso" what the hell do those words mean. I think latte means ‘give me your money bitch’ and espresso means ‘bend over and squeal like a pig’.
One other thought, noticed how in one of those Austin Powers movie, it was Dr. Evil who owns Starbucks? I think Mike Myers was trying to warn us.
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Oh and why the hell can’t I get coffee-flavored coffee at Starbucks? Instead I have to get a "latte" or an "espresso" what the hell do those words mean. I think latte means ‘give me your money bitch’ and espresso means ‘bend over and squeal like a pig’.
One other thought, noticed how in one of those Austin Powers movie, it was Dr. Evil who owns Starbucks? I think Mike Myers was trying to warn us.
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