I have a question

I was wondering why the Village People never sang songs about women?

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More Questions i wanrt answered

Here are some more questions that I want answered.

Why did that guy in the “MacArthur Park” leave the stupid cake in the rain and why didn’t he write down the recipe cause he will never have that recipe again?

Why won’t my mouth heal fast after getting a tooth pulled?

Is Joe Cartoon still cool?

Why does even the mention of the “IPhone” piss me off?

Where does Steve Jobs buy his sweaters?

Why are they charging kids with sexual harassment?

Will the Credit Card processor company ever get their shit in gear? If I would have gone with Paypal, I would have been live for a couple of weeks now.

Why some of the DVD’s I’ve been getting from Zip.ca have scratches in them?

Why won’t the hole where my tooth was heal any faster?

Why do I feel out of touch with the rest of the world?

Why do some people enjoy being spanked?

If there would have been a fourth member of Earth, Wind and Fire, would have been named Water?

Why do I think a ranting Denis Leary is the coolest thing on the planet?

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Questions I want answered.

So I’m working on the website, making some changes here and adding some things there, and suddenly a thought went through my head. Do cats fart? Yes it’s time for questions I want answered.

These are questions that I want answers for.

Do cats fart?

Who do people care if a bear takes a dump in the woods?

Why did Al Gore gain so much weight?

What the FUCK is Michael Moore’s problem?

Why is there an Elmer Fudd version of Google?

Will Prince ever learn to spell?

What were they thinking when they picked Ed Norton in the new Hulk movie?

Why do dogs sniff eat others butts?

Who thought Aerosol Cheese was a good idea?

Why does the word “naked” always make me smile?

Why won’t Weird Al return my calls?

Who thought making a second Dukes of Hazard movie was a good idea?

Am I the only one who’s enjoying the peace and quiet now that Paris Hilton is in the slammer?

Is Bob Barker having his guests guess the price of his living room furniture to the closest dollar without going over?

Is it really true that some of the seniors who watched The Price is Right were younger than Bob?

I await the answers.

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I have some questions I need answered

It’s Tuesday morning and I can’t think of anything to write about except for the fact that my desk is finally clean. I can in this morning with zero crap from last night, but that’s boring. Yawn. Instead I have some questions that I want answered.

Why am I calling it writing when I’m actually typing?

Why haven’t Paris Hilton and the rest of her bimbo friends (past and present) been sterilized so they can’t pass on the stupid gene?

Why am I receiving over 100 pieces of spam a day?

Do I really need my penis to be bigger?

Why do I need to use the Internet to buy prescription drugs from Canada when I live in Canada?

Do I really need to buy real estate from Costa Rica?

Does George W really think he’s fooling anybody?

Who thought up the idea of fruitcake?

Will Sony ever get its head out of its ass?

Why did Angelina Jolie never response to my marriage proposal?

Will the RIAA ever learn that suing their customers is a BAD business model?

Will I ever come up with anything profound to say?

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