Friday, October 29, 2004

Photo Friday and some Yadda Yadda



I'm sorry but I had to do it. With all this talk about people the U.S. election, I needed something that would make people smile and I hope that I accomplished my mission with this pic, now Happy Hallowe...OOOOF !!

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Thursday, October 28, 2004

The last of my Fast Facts

Ok last time, I'm getting tired of it as well.

76. I once say Mr. T in some Christian Action movie (its was a Christian movie anyway and It was Canadian.)

77. I'm sorry about the lingerie model remark. (Actually I'm lying)

78. My Mom is a neat freak.

79.Christopher Walken is as funny as he is creepy.

80. When I was in kindergarten, I played a mean Triangle

81. The World Series is over and I don't care

82. I really miss Hockey but think the season's a washout.

83. I never watched Buffy or Angel (I just never got into those shows)

84. I love that Flock of Seagulls song "I Ran (so far away)"

85. The band Rush was awarded "The Order of Canada"

86. Calgary Flames defenceman Mike Commodore is my new hero because he can see past the greed of the Players and understands that changed are needed for the league to survive.

87.Britney Spears has her own fragrance. Was this really necessary?

88. I'm in love with my PVR. I can't watch TV normally anymore.

89. Darr know weather.

90. People who call the police because kids are playing street hockey should be shot and pissed on. They're not hurting anyone and its not like they are breaking into cars and smoking crack. These people are nothing but control freaks.

91. The old Trailer Park Boys website is a lot funnier and weird.

92. John Kerry plays Hockey.

93. George W Bush was awarded a "White Hat" from the major of Calgary in 02 during the G8.

94. He put the hat on thing on.

95. Only half the world leaders who were given a White Hat put the thing on.

96. I own the shittiest digital camera in the world. A camera phone would be better.

97. The 6th Season of The Amazing Race will start on November 16th. I love that SHOW.

98.Currently, File Sharing is legal in Canada.

99. I think the RIAA is pushing too hard and one day, someone is going to push back and someone will get hurt.

100. I'm fed up with this Fast Fact things. If I ever do this again, I'll have ALL facts prewritten.

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Wednesday, October 27, 2004

My Fast Facts III (Insert First Post Dramatic News Bumber Music Here)

Here we go again, yet more Fast Fasts (I intend to do this till Thursday, 100 is enough)

51. The radio station I'm listening to won't stop playing Van Hallen because they are in town and played the Saddledome earlier tonight.

52. I never got ticket to see Van Hallen.

53. My favourite Canadian mini-series is called "The Arrow" It features one of Canada's finest achievements and bureaucratic idioticy.

54. There's a security guard at my job who looks just like the former Iraqi Information Minister ("There are no Americans in Baghdad", as U.S. Tanks roll up the street a few blocks behind the guy.)

55. Courtney Love has not been sober since 1986 (Ok, 1984)

56. I despise the religious right and are usually neither.

57. I hate "Friends" with a passion.

58. Avril Lavigne was voted #40 in a list of 100 Greatest Canadian. I think you should be old enough to drink in the U.S. Before your even considered to be a great Canadian.

59. I blame Ontario for the Avril thing.

60. I blame Ontario for everything wrong with this country (with Quebec a close second)

61. I haven't forgotten about Amy Fisher.

62. I thought it would be cool if Moist and Bush toured together. We could call it the Moist Bush Tour.

63. Late at night, O.J, likes to call Judge Ito and whisper the words "I did it" and hang up.

64. When I'm really pissed off, I like to listen to "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns and Roses.

65. The Guns and Roses reference in Terminator 2 is cool. When Arnold is walking through the mall with the box of roses but inside is a gun as well.

66. There isn't a man, woman or child who does not enjoy a lovely beverage.

67. I bought Mulan on DVD today (I love cartoons)

68. I forgot Donny Osmond sang in Mulan (Where's did I put the receipt)

69. Americans say that I don't have a Canadian accent.

70. I didn't know where as such a thing as a Canadian accent (except for the French, the Maritimers and the Newfies.

71. During the G8 conference in Kananaskis back in 2002, there were no riots in the city and only 2 arrests. I'm proud of the Calgary Police's ability to respect the rights of the protester and maintain order within out city.

72. Some protesters tried to trash a MacDonalds during the G8 but city police officers managed to create an impromptu barrier by linking a bunch of patrol bicycles together and that's when one guy got arrested for trying to grab one of the bikes.

73. The naked protesters at the Gap downtown during the G8 were overrated.

74. I'm proud of my city.

75. I love Turkey and Mashed Potatoes.


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Tuesday, October 26, 2004

My Fast Facts II (Insert Different Dramatic News Bumber Music Here)

Yep here we go again.

26. I love to watch cartoons.

27. The fact that I think some female cartoon characters are hot might be proof that I need a girlfriend (Dabbling in watercolors)

28. I’ve never met a lingerie model

29. On November 22nd I’ll be voting in my 3rd election in the past 6 months (We’ve had a federal, municipal and now a provincial election has been called)

30. Next summer, I have to go back east to Ontario for my sister’s wedding and I’m wearing a cowboy hat at the reception. (And I was invited to the dinner)

31. I want to be on “The Apprentice” just so I can say that I was fired by Donald Trump.

32. I know a guy who had never seen “Star Wars”. I’m convinced that one day; the police will surround his house and be forced to fire tear gas through his living room window and bring him out in handcuffs.

33. My favorite Canadian TV show is The Trailer Park Boys

34. I’m getting sick of Reality TV

35. I’m still not wearing pants.

36. I think Lara Croft is a babe (I really need a girlfriend)

37. In January of 2006, it will be my turn to marry J.Lo

38. I can’t wait for the new season of The Osbournes to start.

39. Alice Cooper is an avid golfer.

40. I want to be Alice Cooper’s caddy.

41. I’ve never driven a Zamboni.

42. I like boobies.

43. I like John Kerry because I believe that he will be a more Canadian friendly President (and he plays Hockey)

44. My spell checker thinks Zamboni is a typo

45. I buy crap off of Ebay

46. Yesterday to received “Looney Tunes: Back in Action” from Zip.ca my online DVD rental site.

47. I haven’t downloaded smut of the Internet in the past 48 hours.

48 Opps, Scratch Fact 47.

49. I want Eminem to release a CD of children’s songs.

50. I find Teletubbies hypnotic, I could watch them for hours.

Thank you for your support

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Monday, October 25, 2004

My Fast Facts (Insert Dramatic News Bumber Music Here)

Everyone else has done this at one point or another so I thought I would do it as well (It beats doing the cookie monster song, I dread the day I have to do the Cookie Monster Song)

1. I'm not wearing any pants.

2. I have a nasty headache.

3. Its been 10 years since my dog died and I still miss him.

4. I don't understand women.

5. I'm sick of my job.

6. I'm 1/4 Objibway Indian (My grandfather on my Dad's side).

7. I went to DeVry.

8. Once upon a time I wanted to get into broadcast journalism.

9. My Dad played cards with Paul Newman.

10. Richard Simmons got within 10ft of me once, I still have nightmares.

11. I don't understand women.

12. I was born to be a smart ass.

13. My parents didn't apperciate my skills as a smart ass until I moved out.

14. I lie about my age (and I dread my birthday).

15. I'm a geek (but I don't look like one)

16. Women remain a mystery to me.

17. One day Weird Al Yankovic will be recognized for the being the musical genius that he is.

18. I hate fishing shows.

19. My dad watches "The Young and the Restless"

20. My mom records "The Shopping Channel"

21. I have over 150 channels on my Satellite Dish and a lot of time, all I find is crap.

22. One day Gilbert Godfrew will be recognized for his comical genius.

23. I'm convinced that Trek Parker and Matt Stone (South Park) probe my mind every night to get their ideas.

24. Orginally I was going to by the DVD "The Day After Tomorrow", the day after tomorrow but I ended up buying it yesterday.

25. One day I want to be a character on "The Simpsons"