I'm sorry but I had to do it. With all this talk about people the U.S. election, I needed something that would make people smile and I hope that I accomplished my mission with this pic, now Happy Hallowe...OOOOF !!
76. I once say Mr. T in some Christian Action movie (its was a Christian movie anyway and It was Canadian.)
77. I'm sorry about the lingerie model remark. (Actually I'm lying)
78. My Mom is a neat freak.
79.Christopher Walken is as funny as he is creepy.
80. When I was in kindergarten, I played a mean Triangle
81. The World Series is over and I don't care
82. I really miss Hockey but think the season's a washout.
83. I never watched Buffy or Angel (I just never got into those shows)
84. I love that Flock of Seagulls song "I Ran (so far away)"
85. The band Rush was awarded "The Order of Canada"
86. Calgary Flames defenceman Mike Commodore is my new hero because he can see past the greed of the Players and understands that changed are needed for the league to survive.
87.Britney Spears has her own fragrance. Was this really necessary?
88. I'm in love with my PVR. I can't watch TV normally anymore.
90. People who call the police because kids are playing street hockey should be shot and pissed on. They're not hurting anyone and its not like they are breaking into cars and smoking crack. These people are nothing but control freaks.
Here we go again, yet more Fast Fasts (I intend to do this till Thursday, 100 is enough)
51. The radio station I'm listening to won't stop playing Van Hallen because they are in town and played the Saddledome earlier tonight.
52. I never got ticket to see Van Hallen.
53. My favourite Canadian mini-series is called "The Arrow" It features one of Canada's finest achievements and bureaucratic idioticy.
54. There's a security guard at my job who looks just like the former Iraqi Information Minister ("There are no Americans in Baghdad", as U.S. Tanks roll up the street a few blocks behind the guy.)
55. Courtney Love has not been sober since 1986 (Ok, 1984)
56. I despise the religious right and are usually neither.
57. I hate "Friends" with a passion.
58. Avril Lavigne was voted #40 in a list of 100 Greatest Canadian. I think you should be old enough to drink in the U.S. Before your even considered to be a great Canadian.
59. I blame Ontario for the Avril thing.
60. I blame Ontario for everything wrong with this country (with Quebec a close second)
61. I haven't forgotten about Amy Fisher.
62. I thought it would be cool if Moist and Bush toured together. We could call it the Moist Bush Tour.
63. Late at night, O.J, likes to call Judge Ito and whisper the words "I did it" and hang up.
64. When I'm really pissed off, I like to listen to "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns and Roses.
65. The Guns and Roses reference in Terminator 2 is cool. When Arnold is walking through the mall with the box of roses but inside is a gun as well.
66. There isn't a man, woman or child who does not enjoy a lovely beverage.
67. I bought Mulan on DVD today (I love cartoons)
68. I forgot Donny Osmond sang in Mulan (Where's did I put the receipt)
69. Americans say that I don't have a Canadian accent.
70. I didn't know where as such a thing as a Canadian accent (except for the French, the Maritimers and the Newfies.
71. During the G8 conference in Kananaskis back in 2002, there were no riots in the city and only 2 arrests. I'm proud of the Calgary Police's ability to respect the rights of the protester and maintain order within out city.
72. Some protesters tried to trash a MacDonalds during the G8 but city police officers managed to create an impromptu barrier by linking a bunch of patrol bicycles together and that's when one guy got arrested for trying to grab one of the bikes.
73. The naked protesters at the Gap downtown during the G8 were overrated.
27. The fact that I think some female cartoon characters are hot might be proof that I need a girlfriend (Dabbling in watercolors)
28. I’ve never met a lingerie model
29. On November 22nd I’ll be voting in my 3rd election in the past 6 months (We’ve had a federal, municipal and now a provincial election has been called)
30. Next summer, I have to go back east to Ontario for my sister’s wedding and I’m wearing a cowboy hat at the reception. (And I was invited to the dinner)
31. I want to be on “The Apprentice” just so I can say that I was fired by Donald Trump.
32. I know a guy who had never seen “Star Wars”. I’m convinced that one day; the police will surround his house and be forced to fire tear gas through his living room window and bring him out in handcuffs.
Everyone else has done this at one point or another so I thought I would do it as well (It beats doing the cookie monster song, I dread the day I have to do the Cookie Monster Song) 1. I'm not wearing any pants. 2. I have a nasty headache.
3. Its been 10 years since my dog died and I still miss him.
4. I don't understand women.
5. I'm sick of my job.
6. I'm 1/4 Objibway Indian (My grandfather on my Dad's side).
7. I went to DeVry.
8. Once upon a time I wanted to get into broadcast journalism.
9. My Dad played cards with Paul Newman.
10. Richard Simmons got within 10ft of me once, I still have nightmares.
11. I don't understand women.
12. I was born to be a smart ass.
13. My parents didn't apperciate my skills as a smart ass until I moved out.
14. I lie about my age (and I dread my birthday).
15. I'm a geek (but I don't look like one)
16. Women remain a mystery to me.
17. One day Weird Al Yankovic will be recognized for the being the musical genius that he is.
18. I hate fishing shows.
19. My dad watches "The Young and the Restless"
20. My mom records "The Shopping Channel"
21. I have over 150 channels on my Satellite Dish and a lot of time, all I find is crap.
22. One day Gilbert Godfrew will be recognized for his comical genius.
23. I'm convinced that Trek Parker and Matt Stone (South Park) probe my mind every night to get their ideas.
24. Orginally I was going to by the DVD "The Day After Tomorrow", the day after tomorrow but I ended up buying it yesterday.
25. One day I want to be a character on "The Simpsons"