The Clip of the Week (Comic Con)

The sad thing is that I bought advanced tickets to the Calgary Expo already. I know, I know, but I did enjoy myself last year and SULU is going to be there this year.

I knew something strange was going on.

I've always found the term "feminine protection" vague. When I was younger, I thought it refered to pink uzis and pink flame throwers until I had that "special" class and went WHAT THE ... Oh and for the record, I'm glad that I had that special class because my mom and dad never told me a damn thing. So after I learned the truth, I did my best to avoid hearing about how "bloated" a female coworker felt.

Recently I'm surfing online to find a topic to bring back the glory days of my blog, and I found it. The Tampon Stun Gun Protector. Yes, it's a taser gun that is made to look like a tampon, well 2 tampons. Now this beats the leopard skinned MP3/Taser by a good mile. I want to know who thought that this was a good idea?



Now I imagine someone waving this thing around, and even before someone fires this thing, I can picture the guy going "uhhh". Then having to explain how he was zapped by a tampon. Oh in case you didn't know, a tampon is like Kryptonite to a guy. Like Superman, a man will turn green, moan and collapse, so honestly, I don't think that they had to make a stun gun look like one of those things, unless you need to defend yourself against dykes.

I do worry about one thing, what if a friend needs to borrow a tampon. ZAPPP!!!!

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Post #1000

The last time I wrote a post like this, it was my first anniversary of blogging and I got a “whatever” attitude or people saying, that they has be been blogging for 18 months, so I decided not to do those kind of blog post until actually made a major milestone. Well I’ve decided that blog post #1000 is that milestone.

I’ve been doing this blogging thing since August 2004 and I’d like the that the blog just keeps getting better and better, but I know the truth, I’ve had my up and downs, some proud moments and moments of poo poo. I’ve had some great comments, and made many blog friends. I’ve also been the target of lots of spam. In fact I’ve had so many Viagra comment spasm at once point that, if I followed the link and bought the stuff each then I’ve have a stiffy the size of the CN Tower.

The more I think about it, the more I realize that post #1000 is just a number. If this were a tv show, then I would turn this into a clip show, like on the Larry Sanders show, where they always show the the clip of the monkey grabbing Larry's nuts.

I'm really find it very hard to give post 1000 any real meaning, to the point that I wrote the first two paragraphs yesterday and then walked away because I couldn't think of anything else to write about. I find myself thinking "why should I do something special, I've already did a "best of.. to death" but I'm definitely going to do the best of comments again. They were really funny, out of context.

It's not like I'm writing this post in a tuxedo and having a special guest star like Charo, Richard Simmons, or David Letterman show up. It's not a big deal. I'm just a guy who writes a blog and crap, and tries to be a smart ass about it.

I'm just here and I'll keep on writing for my 1's on fan who enjoy how my sick mind works.

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I know how to save mankind

I'm watching TV and I hear about how a province in India has a “Vasectomy for Guns” program. Here's the story, there is a province in India that has a big bandit program, and the men in the villages want to have a gun to defend themselves, so someone comes up with the idea that if you get a vasectomy, then we'll fast track your gun permit application.

Now when I first heard about this program, I thought “ARE YOU NUTS”!!!! In other parts of the world, they have this type of program to get the guns OFF the streets, not onto the street. I thought it was a dangerous idea. The idea of a bunch of guys who are now shooting blanks walking around with guns...then I saw the potential, and realized that the person who thought of this is a genius.

Now I've been going on about my “peeing in the gene pool” for sometime and how civilization is doomed, but now we have the solution, it's Vasectomy for ...Beer, Tickets to Sporting tickets..or whatever.

Now here me out. I know that this wouldn't interest normal people, but I'm interesting in targeting the people we DON'T want to breed. If they could get a free case of beer, football tickets, Nascar tickets. in exchange for having a vasectomy, there would be as many lines as in India, if not longer. They get free beer and more importantly we stop the dumbing down of society. We save the world for Idiocracy. We can save the world from the dumb people. Society doesn't have to fall.

I have hope again. I just need a few doctors and a lot of cases of beer.

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What's wrong with you !!!

It’s crap like this that really pisses me off. Now I’m a hockey fan, like many Canadians, and I’m a Flames fan like many Calgarians, and I’m into the whole Flames vs Oilers rivalry, BUT I would never ever condone beating some guy unconscious simply because he was wearing an Oilers fan and wearing an Oilers Jersey. That’s way over the line.

Now I’ve kidded with many online friends across the border about how we Canadians are a laid back people, but if you mess with our hockey team’ we’ll kick your ass, but that was just mean as a joke about how passionate we are about our teams. No one should actually hurt someone. Sure, say that they suck, but don’t actually hit them.

I took my time and read the story, and again, the guy did get a little lippy and he did have a few, but there’s no reason to beat him over it. I read that it was a bunch of early 20’s guys who came out of a Mercedes Benz, and I’ll bet any money that the car belonged to the driver’s parents. So the guy was beaten by a group of 5 spoiled rotten rich boys. Oh, they got the license plate of the car so there will be some arrests.

What I want to know is what is wrong with these people. I’ve seen many of these dumb ass groups who think that the world owes them everything because their daddies have a lot of money, and unfortunately, we have a lot of those types here. I look forward to hearing about these guys getting charged, cuffed and thrown into a jail cell.

So Mr. Oilers fan. I swear that, were not all like that. Sorry about your experience.

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