Saturday, January 05, 2008
Friday, January 04, 2008
Thursday, January 03, 2008
Best Comments of 2007
I know I’ve (as well as many others) have done a year in review where they plug their best blog posts, but I’ve decided to add something to the mix. What I thinkn really makes a blog interesting are the comments made because of a post. So I present the “Best Comments of 2007”. Now not all of the best comments will be posted here because when I initially made my list, it was 11 pages long so, I’m forced to edit it down a bit, oh and remember, YOU wrote these (and I wrote a few myself), not I. Also it’s funnier without the context of the blog post.
i can't decide who has a worse horse face - celine or sarah jessica parker.
LMAO - you're lucky you didn't SEE the baboon thing m'love, arse hanging out of pants, knuckles dragging across the floor and the odd bout of chest beating as he jumps up onto the couch.. It's quite distressing I assure you..
What, we don't get to hear the story behind the no pants one?
Come on!
Yuck???? But it's Beer. The right nipple has Bud and the left has Bud light. It's perfect.
That was hilarious. "a craving for cock" just about made me spit coffee all over the screen. Thanks for the good morning chuckle!
pervvvvvvvvvvy
It's not like I would say to my dad, "Hey Dad, look, Cleavage"
I just pray "small Canadian Flag" isn't a sexual inneundo for your little william, ahem!
what the hell did you try to sell K? nekkid pictures of Bea Arthur?
keep her in jail!
keep her in jail!
muahahahahahaa....she deserves it i say!
the reality show's a crap n dey make normal ppl like us a laughing stock to dem...
oh btw...apart fm finally did the tag, i did observed dat the water really does flushes anti-clockwise in most toilets here...hah!
K,
For us Europeans, what's fanny pack? In the
Also, phew! I too have no idea what a glee club is, though I'm presuming it's a club where nothing gleeful ever happens.
However, since discovering your blog the other month I've noticed you worry overly about being a nerd. I think last month it was some comic book convention that propelled you into the land of worry. Relax mate, chill out. That you are not a Star Trek obsessive is good enough for me.
ps, what's protection? Are we talking condoms?
Cats do fart. My cat (Darth) is incredibly good at it.
This is my favorite type of post from you. You really should rant about different types of assholes more often, you certainly nailed this one on the head.
Did this particular 'beret wearing motherfucker' also happen to be sporting a nappy looking blazer (most likely brown tweed) and/or a dirty, wrinkly sweater vest? Those ones are the worst. They think they're coming across as all scholarly and shit when they really just look like dicks.
OMG!!!!!! THAT's SUPPOSED TO BE WHAT I'M GOING to go through THROUGH.. er.. except the routine checkup part . dang. stop scaring me.
That's awesome. I love people who "invent" by just combining two things that already exist. Plus, who doesn't like a dick in a box?
Zombie boobs - HAHAHAHAHA!
why do people get a thrill out of pinching other people's butt cheeks?
He's a FUDGE PACKER!!!!! ~E
At least you don't get people stopping by from searching "defecating at work" and "pap smear ettiquette", 'cause that's all I get.
At least you got to attend the career fayre armed with rubbers, and a plastic bag too. Good job you left your flasher macintosh at home!
That is brilliant.
I have only once spent Christmas somewhere warm that has palm trees. I didn't find it all that enjoyable, but I think I now know where I went wrong: my family was there too.
That's just wrong.
These should only come out with for doggie bachelorette parties.
You cursed frostbite on his "it"! That's classic!
Wednesday, January 02, 2008
First rant of 2008
At work we have a bunch of microwaves for people to use for warming up their lunches, which is a nice convenience in my opinion. There’s even one outside the front office where my cubicle is. One thing that seems to happen a lot is that people will take their food out of the machine before the timer ends and NOT clear the damn thing. What I want to know is why people are setting the damn timer when they have no intention of waiting for the damn thing to count down. If they want to warm their food for 2 minutes, why do they take it out at 1:30. SET THE FUCKING MACHING FOR 1:30. IS THIS SO FUCKING HARD?
This happens all the time around here and it amazes me at the lack of logic around here. The things I’ve seen are amazing. But I cannot blog about them because some things are told me in confidence, and other stuff I overhear. Either way, I’m going to keep quiet about stuff that could bite me in the ass, but there is one thing that I can reveal because it doesn’t involve any other staff.
I’m in the front office and I’m the one who usually buzz people in. That is the door is locked and I have to hit a button to unlock the door so they can enter. Outside there is a sign on the door telling people to push the doorbell button to be “Buzzed” in, simple enough? I thought so, but 90% of the people who come into the office cannot get it right, and out of that remaining 10%, 8% are either vendors, sales people or service people. I call this the “First Hurdle of getting a job”, if you can’t understand the process of getting into the front office, then you score high on my list. Again, I usually have to wave these people to get them to open the door. STUPID!!!!
Another thing that gets me after they walk in, if they start talking to someone else in the front office that happens to be of the same ethnic group as them, they tend to ignore me and start talking to the other person in their native language. This seriously pisses me off, so much so that I’ll ignore them for a good 10-15 seconds after they ask me for an application. Apparently I’m not important enough to talk too, so why the hell should I bother with then, especially after they failed the Door Test.
The big issue in this city is the need for smart workers, and right now we’re force to scrape the bottom of the barrel, and based on what is walking in to apply, we’re scraping pretty deep.
Another thing I’ve been doing is looking over the applications for issues, such as contact information, but I also notice other things, like the lack of language skills. Now if I were moving to a new country, I would make it a priority to LEARN the language of the country that I’m moving too, thus if I we’re moving to Canada, I’d make sure that I knew how to speak, read and write in English (or French if I was heading for Quebec). If I were moving to Japanese, I’d take some time (months at least) to make sure that I could speak the language and learn the basics of the written language (ok 6 months would be needed, but dammit, I would make the effort).We give out a 3 page application which requests standard information like name, address, previous work experience and education. I’ve seen people take over 30 minutes to fill this thing out, and some of the take the applications to their car to ask their friends what they should write down.
Ok people, here’s some tips, Under Name of University (if Applicable) , do not put your country of origin. Also under Please tell me why you’re interested in applying for this position, DO NOT PUT, Me need money for rent and food. I swear that I can’t take this much longer.
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Tuesday, January 01, 2008
Predictions for 2008
I’m sitting here, reflecting after doing the year in review and while it can be fun to look into the trouble I’ve caused in the past, it’s time to move forward into the future. I like to think about what will happen, and therefore I’ve decided to make some predictions for 2008.
Personal Predictions
First, I predict that I will sell some DVD’s at my website Space Station Anime in January, and then in February, and so on.
Also I predict that I will travel beyond the borders of
As well, I predict that I will meet some of the people on my blogrolls.
I also predict that I might be Screeched in this year
The last prediction is that I will quit my job this year.
Worldly Predictions
I predict that George W Bush will get his hand stuck in a toilet.
I predict that the Stephen Harper’s mask will fall off and we will see that Tom Green is really the Prime Minister of Canada.
I predict that the mainstream media will become bored with Britney, Lindsay and Paris and start covering real news events. (Ok this is more of a wish than a prediction, PLEASE PLEASE, Ok I’m begging now).
I predict that Ed Stelmach,the Premier of Alberta will amaze the people of
I predict that OJ will finally go to jail, and before he’s carted off, he will be heard mumbling “I should have done to them, what I did to Nicole”.
I predict that we will discover once and for all, why men have nipples.
I predict that Bill O’Reilly will choke on his own bullshit and lies.
I predict the world will finally come around to my Peeing in the Gene Pool theory and start doing something about the overbreeding of stupid people.
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