The Clip of the Week (It's a 2-4 Anniversary eh)

My 2 favorite hosers celebrate their 24th Anniversary with Geddy Lee from RUSH !!!

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Photo Friday (Do I really need to explain this one?)

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Wonderwhat?

I’ve recently received some spam for a product called (drumroll please), Wondercum. Yes, there’s now an “all natural” product out there which will give me the power to…umm you know.

First of all, I want to meet the marketing genius who named this product. With a name like that, you know that your product is not going to end up on the vitamin section of Wal-Mart. Second of all is the word “cum’ that appears throughout the website. I mean come on. Lastly, there are the testimonials; well I let them speak for themselves.

“When I ejaculate the feeling is so much greater and it has increased up to 3 times the amount and a lot thicker from when I was not using WonderCum, as my orgasms are more powerful than I have ever felt before in my lifetime.”

I did not need to know this information.

Another thing, there’s a “As seen on TV” logo on the website. I want to know which channel is airing Wondercum ads and I want to know right now. You are not going to convince me that there are commercials, or worse yet infomercials about this product. I can just picture the male/female couple sitting on a couch talking about the benefits of Wondercum. They go on and on and then go to taped testimonials (yes more testimonials).

First you get the 40 year old taking how he hasn’t umm… you know… like that in years. He’ll talk about how it’s like he’s a teenager all over again. Then they find some 50 year old guy and he’s go on about it, and then he’s go on about whitewashing his fence, meanwhile his wife will be in the background with a “get your hands off me” look. Then finally they will go to come 30something couple and they will talk about how it “changed their lives”, all this while they’re white stains in the curtains behind them.

Maybe, I’m looking at this the wrong way, (though I’m sure that I’m not). Maybe it’s the man’s partner who would appreciate this product. Maybe she wants…. Never mind I’m not going there.

Needless to say this was a pathetic piece of spam, though not as bad as the one about “enlargement” and how he would send me pictures of his “deal” to prove it. BULLSHIT, and he’s probably not even selling anything, he just wants to send pictures of his “deal” to total strangers.

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I had this strange dream last night.

Last night I had this dream. I’m not sure what was going on, but I do remember going on a cruise, but it was some weird sail boat, but cool at the same time. I also remember getting into a huge argument with my dad about my luggage, which was left behind. I remember it was pretty heated, but I ended up winning by default when the ZOMBIES got him.

I told him that there were zombies on the boat, but did he listen? Nooooo. Next time he’ll listen to me when I say “Dad, there are zombies on the boat”.

UPDATE; It's SNOWING OUT. Yuck.
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The new thingy on my blog.

Guess, what? I put a new thingy on my blog. See it on the right? There’s been talk about Net Neutrality in the U.S. for awhile now, but there hasn’t been much talk about it up here. I think that’s because were too polite for our own good sometimes. We just shut up and accept things for as they are.

I remember awhile back when I had my Vonage phone, the service would really suck because Shaw was throttling my bandwidth, but Shaw was nice enough to offer me the option of pay an extra $10 a month so that my Vonage phone would work properly.

I know that this is a hot topic in the U.S. and it’s recently reared it’s ugly head in the UK, over the BBC’s new video service, though we don’t hear about stuff like this in Japan, Korea and Finland. Why is that? Simple, really, cause they have BIGGER TUBES than we do.

What really bothers me is that companies in Canada (and the U.S.) are too damn cheap, in expanding their network. They CLAIM, that they have fast networks but when you actually try and get the speed they promise, it never happens, and dammit, sometimes you need to download porn at a really fast rate.

It’s not at the point where’s it’s interfering with my City of Heroes game and that REALLY pisses me off. I know what I paid for, now give it to me or give me a refund.

Oh, and if seems confusing, the here's a video done by a Ninja to explain it all.



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