The Clip of the Week (Stampede Fireworks)

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Photo Friday (It's ME !!!!...sorta)

I made this at The Simpsons Movie website. Your suppose to be able to download them but i could get it to work, so I hit the PrintScreen button (PRTSCN) to copy and use a paint program (I recomend Paint.net) to paste it. The I cropped it and TAA DAA, Me as a Simpson Character.

The Clip of the Week (Special Edition)

Alright, here's the truth. I've been working so much on the site that I forgot to post something today. So in a half assed fashion, I bring you the (drumroll please) THE DRAMATIC CHIPMUNK.

This little clip has been kicking around the 'net' for a bit. If you haven't seen it, enjoy, if you have, TOO FRIGGIN BAD.


You can find more of this overacting chupmunk here
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Why didn't i think of that?

There’s this guy in Winnipeg, He’s a real entrepreneur. He’s a really smart guy. He’s had combined two of my favorite things into a great business idea. Pizza and pornography (oh maybe not my absolute FAVORITE things). This guy has set up a delivery-only Pizza business called Porno Pizza. How this works is quite simple; on the bottom of the box, where there’s usually a piece of cardboard, now sits a pornographic image. Oh and you need to be years or older to order from this place.

From what I hear, the images can range in “substance” from Playboy-like to some really nasty stuff. After reading the article, I learned that the vast majority of his customers are women. So women are ordering the nasty pizzas. I’ve always known that women were closet perverts. Either that or Winnipeg has a high Lesbian population.

Once of my theory is that they are messing around with their boyfriends heads. A guy grabs a slice, and then sees part of the image and says “I didn’t order beaver with this pizza”, or suddenly discovering that the pizza came with “extra sausage”.

Of course there are some sour people out there saying that “Children will be exposed to the pornography” and “It’s sinful and wrong”. All I can say about this is that people can always order pizza from somewhere else and these days children can find porn on the Internet so easily, so I’m not buying their arguments. I just think they have lousy lovers and if they can’t enjoy sex then they don’t want anyone else to enjoy it either. That’s just a theory though.

If you really think about it, this business is just a new take on the classic bit when the pizza guy ends up delivering more than just the pizza. You know, the women answers the door and the guy says, here’s you pizza and here’s you pepperoni, and then the cheesy music starts. So there always has been a connection between pizza and smut.

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I attempted the "Stairs of Death" again

I tried to walk up the stairs to my apartment again. I tried to walk up 28 flights of stiars. The last time I tried that was the fire alarm and I nearly died at the 14th floor. This time I made it to the 17th and I'm sure I could have gone on if I really pushed myself. I'm thinking that this could be a good workout. What does everyone else think?

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