The tapestry of life

On Monday, I heard about boxedthoughts.com through a podcast. I consider it a series mini anonymous blogs. It's a tapestry of thoughts of thousands of people from all over the internet. I like it.

Let's be honest. We don't always have time to write a blog post during the day. I only write before work, during my dinner break or when I get home but with this site. I'm able to write a sentence of two to let out my feeling (usually rage, big surprise).

This doesn't (oops another spelling mistake) mean that I won't be blogging here, but its nice to add to this tapestry of emotion. I think its pretty cool.

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All I want to do is Pee in peace. Is this too much to ask?

I’m really hate the bathrooms at work. All I’m asking for is a little divider between the urinals. Is that too much to ask for? Whoever designed the bathrooms are complete jackasses. I swear if they could have found a way to put two urinals in the same space, they would have.

First of all, when I walk into the bathroom, if there’s someone else there. I leave, I don’t want to ‘do number 1’ while there’s another guy there (at least with a number 2, your in an enclosed stall and no one can see you).. I’ll end up washing my hands and leaving. What really annoys me thought is being half way through you business, and then someone shows up. I’ve started and there’s no way I’m going to stop so I end up repositioning myself so they can’t see my deal.

Now male bathroom etiquette insists that guys keeps their eyes up in this situation. That’s what I do, but I end up being stuck next to someone who’s looking around all over the place. Keep your eyes on your own ‘deal’ and don’t worry about mine!!!!

I think the worst is when the guy next to you wants to talk. All I want is some peace and quiet, while I drain my bladder. Is that too much to ask for? But NO !!!. I end up being next to someone who wants to talk about the party they were at last weekend. Oh and if I hear “So this is where all the pricks hang out". I’ll kill them.

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American Idol or American Idiot

I gave up on American Idol last year when some of the good talent singers were getting the boot and that geeky kid was still there. This year I stopped watching during the try outs. I was that bored, but now I found something that might renew my interest in the show. Votefortheworst.com (though I think its down) was a site dedicated to getting the worst singer to win American Idol.

Honestly I hope that he ends up winning, just to really piss off Simon. This jack ass is always saying nasty things about people, so I think he deserve that loser. I want that jack ass working at promoting his first single. It might drive him to kill himself. (Oh please, please please).

Like I said, I've become bored of the show and I no longer find Simon's harshness to be entertaining.

Now I that I think about it, I wonder if the site went down due to traffic or Fox's lawyers. The last time I was there. They has over 500,000 hits on thier counter. Too bad, that I can't vote (I tried once, the number is good, only in the U.S.), because I want to see the 'fat guy' win too. Maybe he can do a duet with William Hung?

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Fox WHAT ?????

Yesterday Expressvu (my satellite TV provider) added Fox News to its lineup (On channel 507, go look). So I’m watching this new news channel because I always like to look at news events from different angles. I watch CNN, CBC Newsworld, CTV NewsNet and BBC World to get a full picture of what is happening in the world. So yesterday I’m watching Fox News and I’m wondering what the heck is going on?

I’m watching people discuss the Runaway Bride story, where a woman faked her kidnapping in order to run away from her impending marriage. Anyway, it sounds to me that she panicked and wasn’t thinking when she took off. At the same time, we don’t know anything about this poor girl’s mental health. Yet the news anchors are screaming for this woman to be arrested, fined, jailed, beaten, beheaded, whatever and they don’t know anything about her. I mean come on people.

So after a few hours of watching this off and on, I’m wondering what happened to impartial news coverage? I’ve heard people saying that CNN was too left wing and to be honest, I never saw it but what I saw on Fox News was insane. Between that and saying Laura Bush was funny as hell at some press dinner, I was wondering where the neutrality was?

At the same time, I’m trying to figure out at what point did I no longer be a conservative? I’ve always considered myself to be right wing, especially these days with the left wing people acting like they know all and can do no wrong. Trying to shout down right wing politicians just proves to me that you’re so full of yourself. Oh and have I mentioned how much I hate Michael Moore’s guts? But lately, I’ve been seeing the right acting in the same immature manor and this is making me think, that they’re all a bunch of losers. Fox News, at this point is just one step up from the National Inquirer right now.

Right now here in Canada, there’s talk of an election happening very soon. The conservatives have the power to force an election and to be honest. I think it’s a bad idea. As long as I could vote, I’ve always voted towards a right wing party but this could change because we have Conservative leader Stephen Harper going nuts over Gay marriage and I don’t want the political power in this country going to a nut ball like that. I actually feel safer with the Liberals and Paul Martin. What the hell is a moderate to do?

Back to Fox News, who is watching the ultra right wing newscasts? These guys are nuts and I’m waiting for them to start spurting out anti Canadian crap again.

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We all Google to find what were looking for on the web. A get a fair amount of hits based on people using search engines. I've been keeping track of the search terms that have gotten people to my site for some time now. A lot of times it has something to do with Jessica Karr. I wrote something about her wayyyy back, but there have been other terms people have used to find my site. Here is my top ten favorite terms used to find my site.

10. "Women kidnapped and sold as mannequins"

First I want to meet the person who thinks this happens. Sounds like someone has watched on Horror movie too many.

9. "erect nipples tight t-shirt "

I never searched that. At least not yet.

8. "Zoo Peeing"

I'm not even sure what that means

7. "vics Nyquil"

This one sort of makes sense. I love NyQuil.

6. "call for help Amber MacArthur pussy"

This is wrong, wrong, wrong. Shame on you little perverts.

5. "forehead "snore stop""

This was about the dumb guy who turned his forehead into a billboard on EBay.

4. "cherry Lollipop paragraph"

I'm not sure what this means but it sounds dirty.

3. "fondling mannequins"

I swear I do not have a mannequin fetish,

2. "big tittied race fan"

Ok I might search things. MIGHT.

1." cartoon boobs that may explode"

I couldn't have made that up if I wanted too, ok maybe.


Alright now I have a message for you strange people. My blog doesn't contain picture of mannequins doing strange things, boobs exploding or anything other than that. So stop visiting. Everyone else, I'll still continue to blog my thoughts as usual,

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