It's been a less than spectacular weekend. I spend all day Saturday sneezing, from when I woke up until 3:00am the next day, when I finally took some NyQuil so I could fall asleep.
I knew I was in for a good day when I first sneezed after getting out of bed. Not so much the sneeze but the loss of dignity as I now had a foot long lines of snot coming from each nostril. I'm just glad that no one saw it. It was disgusting to say the least and I'm not sure why I'm talking about here.
Here a tip. These people who refill printer cartridges are crooks and are full of crap. Yesterday I went to get refill a cartridge that shouldn't have been empty and $11.00 later, I'm still having the same problem. Then my other catridge (which I let them fill) started causing problems because it was empty as well (and it was only 'refilled' 2 weeks ago). So, I'm never going to trust those 'refill' places again. It only cost me $24 to get new cartridges anyway.
I'm not full of wisdom today actually. Its cold out but not freezing so I'm not going to complain about the weather. Actually it's typical for this time of year.
GRRR This post is bullshit but we all have so there. I bought Aliens vs. Predator at Costco. Maybe I'll come up with something after.
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Sunday, February 06, 2005
Friday, February 04, 2005
Thursday, February 03, 2005
Words that make me smile
There things that make us smile. Sight, sounds and words. Here a list of words that make me smile.
Money
Breasts
Melons
Giggly
Cash
Hooters
Coin
Naked
Bikini
Ka-Ching
Silky
Lingerie
Panties
Rack.
Millionaire
Multi-Millionaire
Firm
Yummy
Beverage
Steak
These words make me smile.
UPDATE: I forgot Pants. (thanks Vics)
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Money
Breasts
Melons
Giggly
Cash
Hooters
Coin
Naked
Bikini
Ka-Ching
Silky
Lingerie
Panties
Rack.
Millionaire
Multi-Millionaire
Firm
Yummy
Beverage
Steak
These words make me smile.
UPDATE: I forgot Pants. (thanks Vics)
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Wednesday, February 02, 2005
What did I do to deserve this?
Last weekend I found a new blog and I added a comment and ask something about what the blogger thought of Canada. Usually people are quite polite when they find out that I’m a Canuck. Many Americans as well as a few Brits and people from all over the world are very nice and gracious to me. Well that changed yesterday. I went back to this person’s blog and she seemed to be snarling over the mention of “my home and native land”.
I have this image of horns growing from her head(I know it’s a her), as she snarls and fire comes from her mouth. I have images of her writing distasteful comment on our flag and carving up stuffed beavers (Our national animal people). I also see her burning Brian Adams, Nickleback and Rush CD. Destroying “Due South” DVD and anything Canadiana. Oh and singing “Blame Canada” while she does this.
What the heck caused this reaction? I don’t know maybe there was a “maple syrup” incident as a child or she doesn’t like hockey or Roots clothing? I don’t know but right now I’m scared. Canadians are supposed to be the peacekeepers. Were not use to having people mad at us. It normally doesn’t happen. I’m at a loss. I’m use to being the understanding good guy, not the target of rage.
Well for now, my long-term plan to visit the UK is on hold. What if this person finds me? Will she pour gasoline (or is it Petro over there?) and set me on fire? What fate will become of me? Is this because I complained that I wanted the Queen off the new Canadian $20. (Sorry but she shouldn’t be there anymore).
Either way, I feel safer in the Great White North and until I start feeling braver again, I’ll just stay by the lake at sunset and listen to the cry of the loon.
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I have this image of horns growing from her head(I know it’s a her), as she snarls and fire comes from her mouth. I have images of her writing distasteful comment on our flag and carving up stuffed beavers (Our national animal people). I also see her burning Brian Adams, Nickleback and Rush CD. Destroying “Due South” DVD and anything Canadiana. Oh and singing “Blame Canada” while she does this.
What the heck caused this reaction? I don’t know maybe there was a “maple syrup” incident as a child or she doesn’t like hockey or Roots clothing? I don’t know but right now I’m scared. Canadians are supposed to be the peacekeepers. Were not use to having people mad at us. It normally doesn’t happen. I’m at a loss. I’m use to being the understanding good guy, not the target of rage.
Well for now, my long-term plan to visit the UK is on hold. What if this person finds me? Will she pour gasoline (or is it Petro over there?) and set me on fire? What fate will become of me? Is this because I complained that I wanted the Queen off the new Canadian $20. (Sorry but she shouldn’t be there anymore).
Either way, I feel safer in the Great White North and until I start feeling braver again, I’ll just stay by the lake at sunset and listen to the cry of the loon.
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Tuesday, February 01, 2005
I think this is a cry for comments.
There’s this guy who has a blog and apparently he’s a little disturbed. He’s holding an innocent teddy bear hostage and if people don’t make comments on his blog, then something awful will happen to the bear. Needless to say, I have made a few comments in order to try and save Vics precious little “Jake”.
He’s even gone so far as to post a picture of himself and the bear on his blog. You can just see the look of fear in Jake’s little innocent eyes and this smugness of the kidnapper. I’m disturbed by all this and I say we need to do something before Jake gets it.
Now that I look at the picture more, he looks more like a Bond villain, when he has 007 in one of those traps that usually contains “friggin sharks with friggin lasers on their friggn heads” or something like that. I can picture Stef with some eastern European accent saying something like “You thought you could penetrate my secret underground base but you were wrong and now I will dispose of you and I will destroy the bear and take over the world. BWAAAAAA”.
Though what Stef needs to remember is that its about that time that the good guys arrive and rescue Bond and save the day with the villain dying by the same fate that he had in mind for Bond (Friggin Sharks). So Stef, I encourage you to take a step back, think about what your doing and release the bear. Oh and if Stef, if you release the the bear unharmed, I'll ad a link to your blog now come back to reality before it too late and you end up friggin shark chow.
Oh and I encourage everyone to make a comment.
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He’s even gone so far as to post a picture of himself and the bear on his blog. You can just see the look of fear in Jake’s little innocent eyes and this smugness of the kidnapper. I’m disturbed by all this and I say we need to do something before Jake gets it.
Now that I look at the picture more, he looks more like a Bond villain, when he has 007 in one of those traps that usually contains “friggin sharks with friggin lasers on their friggn heads” or something like that. I can picture Stef with some eastern European accent saying something like “You thought you could penetrate my secret underground base but you were wrong and now I will dispose of you and I will destroy the bear and take over the world. BWAAAAAA”.
Though what Stef needs to remember is that its about that time that the good guys arrive and rescue Bond and save the day with the villain dying by the same fate that he had in mind for Bond (Friggin Sharks). So Stef, I encourage you to take a step back, think about what your doing and release the bear. Oh and if Stef, if you release the the bear unharmed, I'll ad a link to your blog now come back to reality before it too late and you end up friggin shark chow.
Oh and I encourage everyone to make a comment.
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