Things that really piss me off.

When people make it to the front of the line at a fast food place and take a minute to decide what the hell they want. It’s no a 20 page menu here people. Its a number 1 to number 7 and super size the damn thing if you want.

Stupid fat moms who force their kids to finish their food when they say they are full. The kid is probably crying because he/she doesn’t want to have a fat ass like their mother.

People who preach hared and intolerance in the name of God.

Rosie O’Donnell. Can’t she keep that big trap shut? She’s either calling Kelly Ripa homophobic over the Caly Aiken hand thing, going off about Donald Trump and nos she’s going off about how 9/11 is government conspiracy. Go back to kissing Barbara Streisand’s ass you stupid bitch.

The Recording Industry Association of America are the biggest assholes on the planet. These guys are right up there with Al Qaeda in terms of insanity. I hope these assholes rot in hell. Oh and they were voted as the worst company in America. WAY TO GO.

Marketing People. These guys never know their ass from their elbows.

Having my phone call forward to India when I call customer service for some company. They are never helpful and I refuse to believe that their names are really Steve and Rachel.

SPAM!!!

Pope Benedict XVI. I’m not going over it again.

Smokers. If they have the right to pollute my air, does this mean I have the right to burp in their faces repeatedly?

Canadian Politics. Right now I don’t trust any of these guys.

Dumb People. We seriously need to start “fixing” these stupid people so they stop breeding.

Naomi Campbell. If this bitch ever threw a phone at me, I would kick her ass so hard, that when she woke up, her clothes would be back in style. Oh and he lawyer’s argument that she shouldn’t be doing her community service outdoors for fear of her being embarrassed? TO BLEEPING BAD. If I were the judge, I would have made her do her community service in Times Square for the WORLD to see. For the record, I don’t condone violence against women, but Naomi is an exception because she has caused physical harm to others (one women needed stitches on her head) so she deserves some of her own medicine.

Wow lots of rage there. I need some Ice cream and I’ll feel better.

My 2 Bytes.

Squeak Made me do it.

Squeak, an old friend of mine sent me this so here goes.

DON'T BE A LOSER - THIS IS A FUN WAY TO FIND OUT ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS...

1. NAME?

K. Restoule

2. HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Excuse me?

3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY?

I can’t cry, my balls are too big.

4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

I use a computer for a reason.

5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

Roast Beef. MMM that’s good eatin

6. KIDS?

ZERO !!!

7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Sure, I’m a legend in my own mind.

8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL ?

I have a Blog.

9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?

Me? Sarcasm?????

10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?

No and I never got any ice cream, Just popsicles. The cheap ass hospital.

11.WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?

Sure, I’m always looking for an excuse to poop myself.

12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?

Corn Pops Rule

13 DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?

Nope, that’s taking time away from my loafing.

14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?

I use deodorant every day, honest.

15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?

Maple Walnut

16. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?

Male or Female?

17. RED OR PINK?

Red

18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?

Weight.

19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?

Some bastard I know in Flordia.

20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?

I’m not sending this to anyone.

21. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES YOU ARE WEARING?

Wow, I’m wearing pants.

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?

The first one the 2 year old eats.

23. FAVORITE SMELL?

Gasoline at night.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

This crazy person who won’t stop calling and when I go over there and see that there isn’t anything wrong, she’s sorry.

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?

I miss her very much. We need to do lunch.

26. FAVORITE DRINK? I’ll give you a hint, look to the left and up a bit.

27. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH?

Hockey and Jello Wrestling.

28. HAIR COLOR?

Brown

29. EYE COLOR?

Brown

30. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?

Sometimes.

31. FAVORITE FOOD?

Steak. Rare enough to bleed.

32. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING?

Happy Endings

33. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?

Underworld Evolution

34. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?

Bare chest

35. SUMMER OR WINTER?

Winter

36. HUGS OR KISSES?

How about Foreplay?

37. FAVORITE DESSERT? Cheese cake

38. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

N/A

39. MOST LIKELY NOT TO RESPOND?

N/A

40. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

No Opportunity Wasted by Phil Keoghan (The Amazing Race Guy)

41. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?

No Mouse pad

42. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST ON TV LAST NIGHT? Jericho

43. FAVORITE SOUNDS?

The Sound of Money

44. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?

Rolling Stones.

45. THE FURTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME?

Home is where I park my ass.

46. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?

Blogging. No really. STOP LAUGHING.

47. BIRTHDAY?

Janary 22.


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