I'm sorry old lady

I would like to say sorry to the old lady who was walking right behind me. I swear, if I knew she was there, I would have held my fart back until she was gone. I’m sorry that you were in the direct path of my stink bomb. I’m sorry that your dog was in the path as well. I’m sure given time; your dog’s fur will grow back. As well, I’m sorry about your newspaper catching fire, but newspapers are inexpensive and I’m sure you could have easily bought another one. Again I’m very sorry about your hair changing colour, but you could always dye it. I swear, if I knew you were right behind me, I wouldn’t have farted,

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What was I going to blog about again?

I went to see The Da Vinci Code tonight and I really enjoyed it. I never read the book so I’m not aware of the other things that occur in the story that the movie doesn’t cover. I don’t plan on reading the book, but I did enjoy the movie.

So I’m almost home and I start thinking about how some people are upset about some the ideas of this movie. It reminded me of the craziness about those cartoons that occurred in Europe a few months ago. It bothered me about people having faith as opposed to having blind faith. I was thinking about how people put so much into their faith that they don’t question anything. How these old people preach from books written hundreds of years ago; before powered flight, blood transfusions, birth control and the Internet. How they could never have predicted how things are today.

I thought about getting deep in a post about this when my cell phone rings. I pick it up and it’s work calling. They system is down and they need my help. I won’t get into the nitty gritty but I’m thinking how cool it is that work has to call me at home when they’re problems. It’s like I’m important. From home’ I’m making calls to work and coordinating with people in Toronto about this issue. I’m thinking “I’m important dammit. I’m a mover and shaker now”.

Then I realized, what the heck was going to blog about again?

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The Clip of the Week.

All about Canada

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Photo Friday

With Bush's approval rating at a all time low, President Bush decided to borrow some 'ideas' from the Clinton Administration


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Here's the deal.

I'm back again. He's my story and I'm sticking to it. My main Hard Drive was on the verge of death so I installed a new one. What I what to know is WHY CAN'T THESE THINGS GO SMOOTHLY FOR ME?

First, the old drive didn't want to come out, but after A LOT of swearing, cursing and yelling at the offending screw, I managed to get the BLEEPING THING OUT. THEN my PC stopped booting and blaa bla.... I know you don't care about my techno crap but needless to say, I'M PISSED OFF.

Now I'm suppose to be the tech guy and at work, I can usually figure things out any problem (by knowing the answer or researching it), but I never have these problems BUT HERE ON MY OWN PC. I have one thing to say to my PC right now. YOU BASTARD !!!!

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