Walken vs MacGyver in 2008

Now I know it’s quite early to be talking about the 2008 election in the U.S. but it’s already starting to look interesting. Though the funniest thing, from what I’ve seen is neither the Democrats, nor the Republicans are going to be the driving force in that election. Nope, from what I’ve seen it’s going to be Christopher Walken vs MacGyver in 2008. Now I know certain people (Vics) are going to be mad because I’ve chosen to become a Political Blog, commenting on the upcoming race, but I think that this is an important subject that must be looked at.

First off, we need to look at the Walken ticket, since he put his hat in the ring first. Obviously he would be the creepiest president ever, but this could work to his advantage. Imagine some congressman pushing the agenda of a special interest group and suddenly Walken walks over to his desk and pulls out a gun and starts to wave it around, chuckling in his own unique way. Oh even worse, he pulls out a cow bell and starts playing it and screaming “MORE COW BELL”. That would chase any sane person out of the Oval Office. A huge advantage is that Walken will not be influenced by any of these groups. Walken will do what Walken feels is needed for the country. My only fear would be that if he decides to get Gary Busey as his running mate. While that would make them unstoppable it would scare the hell out of every other nation on earth.

Now looking at the MacGyver ticket, all I can say is that IT’S MACGYVER. MacGyver is a problem solver. Isn’t that what’s needed in the White House? Someone who thinks things out and can solve problems in short periods of time? If MacGyver can rescue himself with junk lying around a room, imagine what he could accomplish with the full support of the U.S. Government. He could solve the world’s energy problems with a can of whip cream, a lighter and a rubber band. He would be able to solve the Iraq problem by going over there and doing his MacGyver magic. Oh and why hasn’t Osama Bin Laden been found? Because MacGyver hasn’t gone after him yet. If anyone can find this piece of subhuman slime, its MacGyver.  I’m not sure who he would pick as his running mate but I hear his buddy Pete is a possibility. Oh and you might want to show your support for MacGyver by putting a MacGyver in 2008 bumper sticker on your car.

Well that’s the frontrunners, and right now my only concern is that Walken may try something underhanded but I have faith that MacGyver will survive and come on top with only a paperclip and a pack of gum.

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It's a Yadda day, sorry

I’m short on time today so I don’t have the luxury to properly proofread my post (after yesterday’s instinct/extinct mess) so I’m just going to share some cool link.

I’ve always been a dog person but now there’s nothing cooler than Dogs in Cars . Yes folks its cute doggies in cars. How can you loose with this site? Sometimes they even look like their even driving. Oh and the pictures are from all over the world. Who know that they had Dobermans in cars in Russia?

However I know not everyone is a dog person. I do realize that so to those people I present Cats in Sinks . Just look at the adorable Cats sitting in the sinks. Don’t they look cute? Does it make you want to put a cat in a sink right now. Oh and even the Google ads are about Cats and Sinks, which proves that Google ads do work.

Does a name tell the whole story? After reading this, I hope not. I found the Top 100 dirty names for towns in the U.K. The fact that there are 100 names like that makes me wonder, what is going on over there. Now I admit that names like (90) Honeypot Lane are a stretch, unless you have a perverted mind but there’s now denying (4) Twatt. That just says it all, and I feel that I have to visit (44) Lickers Lane. Oh for the record there are towns like that in Canada as well. I’m forced to confess the existence of Dildo, Newfoundland.

Well my time is indeed limited, which means I have to go, but I need to make a slight retraction. Kati does still visit, I’m just not on her “daily” visit list anymore. Oh well, such is life, but it feels good, not to be abandoned.

So I leave you with a riddle. How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? None, we don’t change light bulbs, we accept them as they are.

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You will not push me around

I commented about this yesterday in my Geek Blog but I thought that this is so important that I had to comment on it here as well. There’s this woman, a mother of 5 according to P2PNet who is standing up against the goons at the RIAA. She’s telling them “NO!!! I will not be intimidated by your soulless whore lawyers who feel they have the right to shack down anyone they feel like.” Patricia Santangelo, you’re my hero.

This woman is one of countless people who have been shaken down by the RIAA in an immoral attempt to force normal people to pay thousands of dollars, just because they have an internet connection. Everyone is familiar with the scare tactics that these goons use. Their fear mongering is a source of pride for themselves and a source of disgust for the rest of us. I’m glad that someone has finally decided to stand up to this paper tiger.

Yesterday I read an interview from her attorney and how he felt that things should go well for his client. How he even expects the courts to throw the whole thing out and that the RIAA will end up paying HIS fee. The interview can be found here.

The thing that I really like is how the attorney is making everything public by posting all the court documents on a blog. So we can see how what kind of cheap stunts the RIAA will pull this time.

Alright recording industry, it’s time for you to understand that you cannot turn back time. Change is inevitable, and any industry that refuses to address changes in the marketplace is destined to become extinct. Just ask the people who made LP’s. Wait a minute, that was you. You learned that lesson once, now why haven’t you learned it again?

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I've been dumped. WAAAAA !!!!!

Last night I was checking out some blogs, specifically the blogs on my favorites list and after I finished writing a comment on one of those blogs, I made a horrific discovery? I’VE BEEN DUMPED !!!!!. Ok I admit that I don’t always have time to comment on all of the blogs that I visit but was this reason enough to say “Screw you Hoser, I’m outta here”? Alas, Kati have given me the heave ho.

As I wipe the tears from my eyes I ask myself, why oh why did she dump me. Was it my breath? My mentioning of smut or my awful podcasts? Ohhh the pain of rejection. No one understand me. To quote Nancy Kerrigan as she was smack with that crowbar “WHY!!!!!!”.

Well it has been awhile since I talked about the people who have to taste test flavored condoms or the people who have to pour the molds for those artificial vaginas. I mean someone has to pour the goop so get an exact match for the “insert porn starlet’s name here” official fake vagina. MMM just off topic but when you misspell vagina, and click on the spell check, vagina doesn’t come up. I guess that Microsoft doesn’t believe that people will use Word to write about vaginas.

I was trying to become more, high brow with my thoughts. I didn’t want everyone that I was a slimy pervert. I’m a closet pervert, there’s a huge difference. Ok while I do admit that some days, the passion isn’t there but I try to make up for it. I stay away from the Ubergeek stuff, which I leave for my geek blog, and even then I’m cheating there now as well by linking Digg stories.

Ok maybe I’m not totally high brow. How can I make that claim while putting up a picture of someone tweaking J Lo’s nipples? I guess the nipple thing was the last straw, or perhaps it was the picture of the guy bent over with flames coming out of his ass from August 5th. I don’t know. I guess I’m just going to have to wallow in my own sorrow and try to figure out what I did wrong. *SNIFF* Oh yeah I still have a link to her blog, just because I still go there. However I go visit other blogs because I need to have questions answered like “What colour is the Hulk’s pee?”

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Saturday's Podcast, I'm so sorry.

Warning, I'm still coughing a bit and for that I'm sorry.

Though here's the link I talked about. I hope this weasel gets his. I remember getting my cell ripped off and I was PISSED !!!