Richard Dean Anderson is going to be on the Simpsons and its about friggin time. I cannot wait for this episode to be aired. Unfortunately, it's not scheduled to air until March 26th 2006, so I'll be waiting awhile.
I'm pretty sure everyone has already guessed the plot but I'm going to yack about it anyway. Richard is going to get kidnapped by Patty and Selma. We should all know that Patty and Selma love MacGyver (and if you don't GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK, YOUR NOT ALLOWED HERE ANYMORE). Personally I'd like to see him use his "MacGyver" skills to create a Stargate. That would be an amusing way for him to escape, but he'll need Homer's help in building it.
Ok its, lame but its friggin hot. Its 30c outside right now, and that's 86 degrees Fahrenheit and for Canada, that's HOT !!!
So I leave you with a list of Sean Connery's favorite Celebrity Jeopardy categories.
Anal Bum Cover
Penis Mightier
Things Trebek Sucks
Hard On
Hor Semen
I have a hard on.
Famous Titties
I thank my friend "Turd Ferguson" for the list.
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Thursday, July 28, 2005
UPDATE: THEY'RE ASSHOLES
So yesterday I discover that there's this little ceremony for the outgoing warehouse manager, a little cake and gift thing. People are told to be in at noon, everyone but me.
So I ask the shift supervisor about what was going on and he tells me about the event but I CAN'T GO!!! Because my start time is 1:30pm. Then he says, I'm going to pay you overtime to eat cake and talk. This pissed me off but I kept it inside.
Fast Forward to today, I get into work a little early, about 12:45pm but I had no attentions of punching in, and working and I find everyone laughing it up, lada da da. EVERYONE has been pissing around for an hour. EXCEPT ME.
I'm sick of getting screwed about by these people. During the day, I was asked when I punched in and I said 1:00pm because there was a good chance that I could leave early. Next thing I hear is crap about not getting OT. I was ready to smack the guy.
To make a long story short, my last pickup was late do to mechanical problems and I got 30 minutes OT. SCREW EM !!!!
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So I ask the shift supervisor about what was going on and he tells me about the event but I CAN'T GO!!! Because my start time is 1:30pm. Then he says, I'm going to pay you overtime to eat cake and talk. This pissed me off but I kept it inside.
Fast Forward to today, I get into work a little early, about 12:45pm but I had no attentions of punching in, and working and I find everyone laughing it up, lada da da. EVERYONE has been pissing around for an hour. EXCEPT ME.
I'm sick of getting screwed about by these people. During the day, I was asked when I punched in and I said 1:00pm because there was a good chance that I could leave early. Next thing I hear is crap about not getting OT. I was ready to smack the guy.
To make a long story short, my last pickup was late do to mechanical problems and I got 30 minutes OT. SCREW EM !!!!
My 2 smug bytes.
I was having a good day ...
Like I said, I was having a good day but now I'm SERIOUSLY PISSED OFF AT THESE ASSHOLES FROM WORK.
Details to follow at 11:00pm
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Details to follow at 11:00pm
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