This is downright creepy.

When I first read this I thought “this can’t be right”, but its true folks. The Church of Scientology is now a proud sponsor of NASCAR. One of the cars will have the DIANETCS volcano on it; plugging the book for all of the NASCAR fans to see. Apparently this is thing strangest sponsor since Boudreaux's Butt Paste.

At first I was thinking that these people are nuts (about this idea I mean, I’m not commenting about the religion in general), but that I thought, this is a great idea. Other religions should follow this approach. The Catholic Church should also sponsor a car and have it advertise The Bible. At the same time, we could have the Muslim faith sponsor a car advertising The Quran. The Hindu and Buddhist religion could also advertise their faiths. Hey, this is the 21st Century people. Everyone advertises these days.

While were at it, let’s get some of the leaders of faith driving these cars. How about the Pope? How about Oral Roberts? How about that crazy guy who jumped into the tiger den, claiming that God would protect him (ok maybe not that guy specifically because he’s tiger poop now). Let’s get all the religious leaders behind the wheel at NASCAR. After all, everyone is thinking religion during a NASCAR race, while they drink beer, scratch themselves and cheer on their favorite driving by screaming at the top of their lungs.

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Tips on being a Good Canadian

In reply to the 17 terrorists that were arrested in Toronto a few days ago, I give these helpful hints to new immigrants coming to Canada.

1. Plotting to behead Prime Minister Stephen Harper is a not acceptable. Even the NDP understands this.

2. Hording 3 tonnes of Ammonium Nitrate for making bombs is a bad thing.

3. Plotting to storm Parliament Hill and hold people hostage until your demands are met is a bad thing.

4. Plotting to storm the CBC broadcast centre in Toronto is a bad thing.

5. Making Canada look bad by giving it a reputation as a home for terrorists is a bad thing.

6. Plotting any terrorists acts againist our good, but sometimes misguided friends to the south is also a big no no.

7. Conducting any form of terrorist activity in Canada is wrong.

8. Respect other people's culture and opinions, as they should be respectful of yours. Unless they disrespect your favorite hockey team then all bets are off.

I’m hoping that these helpful tips will help new immigrants and new citizens enjoy like in Canada.

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I want answers people

Here are some questions that I want answered.


Why do people think Ben Stiller is funny? BECAUSE HE’S NOT!!!

Where is Bobcat Goldthwait now?

Why hasn’t Paris Hilton gone away yet?

Why is Gates McFadden doing Microsoft commercials?

Have people forgotten that OJ is a murderer? I ask this because he has a new TV show.

Why are teenage girls out there still doing the MOHAWK thing?

Why is Wikepedia giving me better information than IMDB when it comes to getting information about celebrities?

Why is Porno the same crap over and over again?

Why are the RIAA and MPAA committed to being the biggest assholes on the planet?

Will I ever get back to making blog posts on a daily basis?


As for the last one, from now on, no more City of Heroes until after I’ve posted so hopefully I can get this blog back to normal.

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The Clip of the Week (More Hosers)

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Photo Friday (This guy will get you money or kick their asses. Either is fine with me)

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