Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Walken vs MacGyver in 2008

Now I know it’s quite early to be talking about the 2008 election in the U.S. but it’s already starting to look interesting. Though the funniest thing, from what I’ve seen is neither the Democrats, nor the Republicans are going to be the driving force in that election. Nope, from what I’ve seen it’s going to be Christopher Walken vs MacGyver in 2008. Now I know certain people (Vics) are going to be mad because I’ve chosen to become a Political Blog, commenting on the upcoming race, but I think that this is an important subject that must be looked at.

First off, we need to look at the Walken ticket, since he put his hat in the ring first. Obviously he would be the creepiest president ever, but this could work to his advantage. Imagine some congressman pushing the agenda of a special interest group and suddenly Walken walks over to his desk and pulls out a gun and starts to wave it around, chuckling in his own unique way. Oh even worse, he pulls out a cow bell and starts playing it and screaming “MORE COW BELL”. That would chase any sane person out of the Oval Office. A huge advantage is that Walken will not be influenced by any of these groups. Walken will do what Walken feels is needed for the country. My only fear would be that if he decides to get Gary Busey as his running mate. While that would make them unstoppable it would scare the hell out of every other nation on earth.

Now looking at the MacGyver ticket, all I can say is that IT’S MACGYVER. MacGyver is a problem solver. Isn’t that what’s needed in the White House? Someone who thinks things out and can solve problems in short periods of time? If MacGyver can rescue himself with junk lying around a room, imagine what he could accomplish with the full support of the U.S. Government. He could solve the world’s energy problems with a can of whip cream, a lighter and a rubber band. He would be able to solve the Iraq problem by going over there and doing his MacGyver magic. Oh and why hasn’t Osama Bin Laden been found? Because MacGyver hasn’t gone after him yet. If anyone can find this piece of subhuman slime, its MacGyver.  I’m not sure who he would pick as his running mate but I hear his buddy Pete is a possibility. Oh and you might want to show your support for MacGyver by putting a MacGyver in 2008 bumper sticker on your car.

Well that’s the frontrunners, and right now my only concern is that Walken may try something underhanded but I have faith that MacGyver will survive and come on top with only a paperclip and a pack of gum.

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