Last night I was checking out some blogs, specifically the blogs on my favorites list and after I finished writing a comment on one of those blogs, I made a horrific discovery? I’VE BEEN DUMPED !!!!!. Ok I admit that I don’t always have time to comment on all of the blogs that I visit but was this reason enough to say “Screw you Hoser, I’m outta here”? Alas, Kati have given me the heave ho.
As I wipe the tears from my eyes I ask myself, why oh why did she dump me. Was it my breath? My mentioning of smut or my awful podcasts? Ohhh the pain of rejection. No one understand me. To quote Nancy Kerrigan as she was smack with that crowbar “WHY!!!!!!”.
Well it has been awhile since I talked about the people who have to taste test flavored condoms or the people who have to pour the molds for those artificial vaginas. I mean someone has to pour the goop so get an exact match for the “insert porn starlet’s name here” official fake vagina. MMM just off topic but when you misspell vagina, and click on the spell check, vagina doesn’t come up. I guess that Microsoft doesn’t believe that people will use Word to write about vaginas.
I was trying to become more, high brow with my thoughts. I didn’t want everyone that I was a slimy pervert. I’m a closet pervert, there’s a huge difference. Ok while I do admit that some days, the passion isn’t there but I try to make up for it. I stay away from the Ubergeek stuff, which I leave for my geek blog, and even then I’m cheating there now as well by linking Digg stories.
Ok maybe I’m not totally high brow. How can I make that claim while putting up a picture of someone tweaking J Lo’s nipples? I guess the nipple thing was the last straw, or perhaps it was the picture of the guy bent over with flames coming out of his ass from August 5th. I don’t know. I guess I’m just going to have to wallow in my own sorrow and try to figure out what I did wrong. *SNIFF* Oh yeah I still have a link to her blog, just because I still go there. However I go visit other blogs because I need to have questions answered like “What colour is the Hulk’s pee?”
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