Thursday, April 17, 2008

Who thought of this?

Has this ever happened to you? You’ve met someone, things are going well. You’re in the process of treating your lady companion to some cunnilingus and it’s not going so well, because you have to keep to coming up for air, and because of this, she’s get frustrated because she’s “so close” and thinks you’re being a pain. All the while you’re gasping for breath. Let’s face it, in today’s modern world, not being able to bring a woman to orgasm an attack on your manhood. You need to be able to prove that you can do, the job and do it right. So what do you do to help with the breathing problem? That’s where the Pussy Snorkel comes in. Put this device on and you’ll be able to lick all day and still be able to breath, and she’ll than you for it.

Now seriously, I want to know who invented this thing. Also what I want to know is why does the picture show a woman wearing the thing? Is that the lesbian model? Why does she have her tongue sticking out? Is she planning to do a demonstration?

I know that cunnilingus is serious busy and nothing pisses a woman off more than a guy who doesn’t know what the hell they are doing. Oh and guys, don’t think that watching pornos will educate you on what to do. My advice…READ A DAMN BOOK. You’d be surprised on what you learn, and guess what; most of those books are written by women, and I’d rather get an informed opinion on the subject as opposed to getting my ideas from wanking material.

I’ll be honest, I would feel a little silly wearing this thing, never mind what the woman would thing. It would be like she was getting “eaten out” by a super villain or something. I’ve never tried the thing, but I prefer to breath out of my mouth as opposed to my nose. Also, let’s be honest, during these session, there’s a lot of excitement by both parties, and I seriously doubt that this thing can supply enough oxygen for the wearer and nothing would be more embarrassing that having the “licker” pass out with their faces in the “lickees” Hoo Hoo.

Maybe I’m just not taking that task as seriously as I should be.

My 2 bytes

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