ZOMBIES Theyre back and they're SHOPPING

ZOMBIES !!!!!!!!!! They’re back people and I’m not taking it anymore, and I’m not talking about the ones who hang out in the food court of your local mall. WAIT I AM!!!!. Some nice people asked me if I would write about their new game called Dead Rising and after looking into it I thought, ‘sure, this looks cool’. I'm impressed. Oh and yes I'm jumping the Shark here.

This game, like other cool zombie games, involves you RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE, but the big difference is, YOUR IN A MALL!!!. ZOMBIES IN A MALL!!! That's almost as cool as SNAKES ON A PLANE.

Ok I’m getting a little over excited here but I’m actually impressed with this one. Zombies in the Food Court. Zombies in The Gap, Zombies feeling melons in the supermarket. “Mmmmm Goood Melon”.



This game looks so good that I’m considering getting an Xbox 360. The graphics are great and where else can you fight zombies in a mall.

I think everyone should at least take a peek at it.

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The Clip of the Week (David Hasseloff sings)

Yes David Hasselfoff sings with a special guest appearance by KITT in the video. What a load of Crap. My 2 bytes

Photo Friday (Someone's impressed)

What REALLY concerns me is the smile on her face.

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One is a genius, the other's insane.

I never posted last night. It wasn’t my fault. It was of these 2 lab mice that are trying to take over the world. Their names are Pinky and The Brain.

The first box set DVD came out yesterday and I just had to own it. I even forgot that Steven Spielberg was the shows Executive Producer, (not to mention Animiacs and Tiny Toons). Needless to say, there’s a Pinky and The Brain Film Festival taking place at my apartment this weekend.

The thing with that show is that its was suppose to be a kids cartoon but everyone could get into it. Parents, single people, clergy, sex fiends, perverts and politicians could all come together and enjoy these 2 lab mice as they tried to take over the world.

My favorite part was the one specific piece of banter that would occur in every episode. Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering? And we would get these crazy answers like I think so Brain but how are we going to teach the whales to floss.

So in honor of the first Pinky and the Brain box set, I will give you my top 10 favorite “Are you pondering, what I’m pondering bits”

10) Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?

I think so, Brain, but if they called them "Sad Meals", kids wouldn't buy them!

9) Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?

Well, I think so, Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish.

8) Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?

I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking -- I mean, what would the children look like?

7) Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?

I think so, Brain, but pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby.

6) Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?

I think so, Brain, but "Snowball for Windows"?

5) Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?

Umm, I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?

4) Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?

I think so, Brain, but we're already naked.

3) Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?

Well, I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

2) Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?

I think so, Brain, but calling it pu-pu platter? Huh, what were they thinking?

1) Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?

I think so, Brain, but what kind of rides do they have in Fabioland?

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IPods and Assholes

I’m defiantly more entertaining when I’m pissed off. Once again, I was looking at my older post back when I had my “edge”, and I do need to be pissed off when I’m writing. Oh and now I think I know they way to get that venom going.

My office (shared, I don’t have my own office, yet) is right by the lunch room and latety this one guy who happens be (insert polite ethnic group here). He has his IPod Nano, which is fine, but he has these shitty 410 speakers hooked up to it and he’s forcing everyone to listen to his shitty music. PUT THE DAMN EARBUDS ONE!!!

Oh speaking of IPod’s. There’s this company in the U.S. that gave Video IPod’s to all of its employees but when they laid 30 people off in one plant, they demanded the IPods back. TALK ABOUT BEING A CHEAP BASTARD!! Now this is a company that I would NEVER work for, no matter how much they would pay me. Why? Because they’re more concerned about their bottom line than their staff. There’s a term for those type of managers. ASSHOLES!!!!

Despite the bullshit that any manager will spit out; people are a company’s greatest asset. It’s the people who stay behind to give you that extra hour to make sure that everything is ok for your customer. It’s the dedication of the people who put my computer together that make me come back to the same store over and over again, for upgrades.

As well, think about the people who weren’t laid off. You see the company asking for “the gift” back. It would tell me that this company wasn’t worth my time. I would return my IPod and start looking for another job because it appears that company considers you an asset and not an individual. So not to self; NEVER accept a job from National Semiconductor because they will treat you like shit.

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The Clip of the Week. (Mr. T Sings)

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Photo Friday (Ronald has seen better days)

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I was thinking about girls....

I’ve determined that my VOIP box from CIA.com is the reason why I’m having all these problems. They don’t know it yet, but I’m going to kill the phone because it’s not worth it. I’m going to switch to Vonage. I’ll let everyone know how that goes.

First thing, I can’t take this heat much longer. It’s too hot to play City of Heroes unless I take a shower between missions and when I get back my chair is WARM!!!

I was surfing and I saw this banner advertising ‘Study Buddies’ with this picture. Now if this person was my study buddy, I’d only want to study anatomy and sex education. Who are these people trying to kid. If it looks like a dating service and smells like a dating service, then it’s a dating service. Who are these people trying to kid here? At least the banner that said they wanted to introduce me to people who wanted to have sex with me was honest, but this. You bunch of liars.

Actually if you’re a geek or a nerd, you might just want to study.

Oh I found this on “Best of Craig’s List” Why Women should have a Geek or a Nerd for a Boyfriend.

In the wide world of dating, there are many options. Do you go for the flashy guy with the smooth smile, or the dude in the corner typing away on his laptop? The following are reasons why I think my fellow females should pay more attention to the quiet geeks and nerds, and less attention to the flashy boys.

1.) While geeks and nerds may be awkward, they’re well-meaning 9 out of 10 times. That smooth dude with the sly grin and the spider hands? Wonder what HIS intentions are... plus, I’ve never had a geek guy not call me when he said he would. Score major points THERE.

2.) They’re useful. In this tech-savvy world, it’s great to have a b/f who can make your laptop, desktop, and just about anything else that plugs into a wall behave itself.

3.) They’re more romantic than they’re given credit for. Ok true, their idea of romance might be to make up a spiffy web-page with all the reasons why they love you, with links to pics of you and sonnets and such... but hey. It lasts longer than flowers, plus you can show your friends.

4.) Due to their neglected status, there are plenty to choose from. You like ‘em tall and slender? There are plenty of geeks/nerds who are. You like ‘em smaller with more meat on their bones? Got that too.

5.) They’ve got brains. Come on now, how can intelligence be a bad thing?

6.) Most are quite good at remembering dates. Like birthdates and such, especially if they know it’ll make you happy. Due again to their neglected status, they’re more attentive than guys who “have more options”. Plus, with all that down time without a steady girlfriend, they’ll likely have mental lists of all the things they’d love to do once they GOT a girlfriend.

7.) Sex. Yep. Sex. I’m not really familiar with this myself, but I’ve friends who’ve been intimate with geek guys and it’s raves all around. They say a virgin wrote the Kama Sutra... all that time thinking about sex, imagining sex, dreaming about sex, (they are male after all) coupled with a desire to make you happy? Use your imagination.

8.) They’re relatively low-maintenance. Most can be fueled on pizza, Twinkies and Mt Dew. No complicated dinners needed here, so if you’re not the best cook, eh. Can you order a pizza?

9.) Most frequent bars as often as slugs frequent salt mines. You won’t have to worry much about your geek guy getting his “groove” on with club hotties because, frankly, he’ll be too busy rooting around under his computer wondering where that spare cable went. You won’t have to worry about him flirting with other women because, 9 out of 10 times, he’ll zip right by them in a perfect b-line towards the nearest electronics store. I’ve seen this happen.
Me: “Eww. Victoria Secret’s Models... They’re so skinny. How is that feminine? You can see her ribs!”
Geek Guy: “ooooooo...”
Me: “Hey!” *notices he is staring lustfully towards the computer store*
Geek Guy: “What?”
Me: “Never mind...”

10.) Although he may not want to go to every outing with you, you can arrange swaps, as in, you’ll go to his Gamer Con dressed as an elf princess if he’ll take you to the ballet. Plus, if he doesn’t want to go someplace with you, you won’t have to worry much about what he’s up to. You’ll probably come home to find him asleep on his keyboard in a sea of Mt. Dew cans with code blinking from the screen. It’s ok. He’s used to this. Just toss a blanket over him and turn out the light.

11.) His friends aren’t jerks. I can’t stress this enough. You’ll more likely get “Omg! A GIRL!! Can I see?!” than “Hey hot stuff back that ass up here and let me get some grub on...” They’re awkward geeks too and will, 9 times out of 10, treat you with the utmost respect and, more than likely, a note of awe. A cute girl picked one of their clan to date? It could happen to them! Hope! Drag some of your single girlfriends over, open up a pack of Mt. Dew, crack open the DnD set and get working. Nothing impresses geek guys more than a girl who can hack-n-slash (well ok maybe if she can code... a geek can dream).

12.) They’re rarely if ever possessive. They trust you, so you can be yourself around them. You like to walk around the house in a ratty t-shirt for comfort? He won’t care. He does too! They won’t get pissy if you don’t wear make-up or don’t want to bother primping your hair. If you gain a few pounds, they won’t try their best to make you feel like crap.

13.) They’re usually very well educated. Physics majors and the like. See #5. You won’t have to listen to him blathering on about his car (ok maybe a little), he’ll have loads of other interesting things to talk about. Politics, world events, how much the chicken burgers down at the local place rock, so long as you douse them in hot sauce...

14.) You’ll almost never have to hear, “Yaw dawg whazzap!!” plop out of their mouths. Unless it’s in jest. They spell properly, use correct punctuation, and are able to tell the difference between the toilet and the floor. They almost never get “wasted”, so you won’t have to worry about coming home to find him and his friends passed out on the floor amidst a pile of beer bottles. Mt. Dew cans, perhaps...

15.) And the final reason why geeks and nerds make great boyfriends: They actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though that’s a plus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but they like you for you. That kind of thing lasts longer than “DaMN baby you got a fine ass!!!” Believe me.

At last, I find salvation.

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My ISP is pissing me off.

My net access went down again last night and I'm getting more and more annoyed. Funny this all thated when i started using thier VOIP service. Even since I put that fucking VOIP box on my connection, nothing has worked right.

The worst part of dealing with those bastardfs that it take almost a half hour of waiting to get through. Then they give you nothing but excuses. Well if my net access isn't back by the time I get home. I'm dumping the VOIP from CIA.com and going with Vonage.

More at 11:00pm if I can get online.

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Yadda Yadda

I’m not sure what to write about. I have some ideas but I can’t decide what should be Monday’s topic. As 1 or 2 people know, I’m not all that great at posting on Monday. I either have too many ideas or no ideas at all. Therefore this is the return of the Yadda Yadda.

On the weekend I finally watched a couple of episodes of AskaNinja. Now I’ve head about the hype of Ask a Ninja but I’m the type of person who needs to see it for themselves. So on the weekend, I watched Ask a Ninja. The episodes are about 5 minutes long so there’s no long term commitment but I do recommend checking it out. Oh the ninja’s review of Pirates of the Caribbean is great.

Politics in the U.S. is getting uglier and uglier. Now we have people stuffing envelops with Dog Shit and leaving them at people’s offices. Someone then stuffed the envelop into the mail slot of a Republican Congresswoman, and despite their attempts to hide the address on the envelope, they found who it belonged to. All I can say is, WHAT HAPPENED TO ARGUING ABOUT THE ISSUES. IF ALL YOUR GOING TO DO IS THROW DOG SHIT AT EACH OTHER, THEN YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL.

Oh for the record. I HATE MySpace. Why does everyone think MySpace is so great? So people can create crap like this and this or how about this? MySpace sucks people.

Oh yeah, once again I find proof that someone has been peeing in the Gene Pool. A woman calls 911 after the police left her residence to the them to send the ‘cutie boy’ cop back because he was so cute. Well guess what? They sent him back and after determining that there wasn’t an emergency, they charged her with misuse of the 911 system. We need to see some ‘natural selection’ here people. What we should do is have everyone write an IQ test and the ones who fail get to become ‘the Hunted’ and the ones who pass should be able to buy a license to hunt the stupid people.

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The Clip of the Week (The Internet is NOT a series of Tubes)

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Photo Friday (Turn to the Dark Side Elmo)

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Fast Facts (Final Part)

This is the last session for at least 6 months.

76. Last Saturday Nelly Furtado played the Calgary Stampede and mere days later she’s on LETTERMAN.

77. Work is having their Stampede Barbecue today.

78. I can smell the burgers cooking now.

79. A friend of mine in Newfoundland just told me that she bought a house.

80. I want to be a lazy ass and not work anymore.

81. I’m looking to buy a webcam/digital camera/doohickey.

82. Microsoft word autocorrects doohickey.

83. If Bill Gates were to give me .1% of his fortune. I would still be set for life.

84. I think Bill is trying to get into Heaven by donating most of his fortune to good causes.

85. Someone should tell Bill Gates that the “Tales from the Great White North” fund is a good cause.

86. It may be time to move on “professional wise”.

87. I respect other cultures but I want my Online DVD Rental site to start adding more normal stuff. For the past 2 weeks, it’s been nothing but new releases and movies in Punjabi.

88. I don’t speak Punjabi.

89. Donnie Deutsch tore Ann Coulter a new one this week.

90. That Coulter Bitch once called for the U.S. Invasion of Canada.

91. If feels like it’s been a long week but its only Thursday and I had Monday OFF.

92. People who create blogs about fitness can KISS MY ASS.

93. I get to go home in 30 minutes.

94. The only thing I know about the World Cup was that a French guy head butted some other guy.

95. I don’t understand how the rest of the planet goes nuts over Soccer.

96. A Picture of a Pigeon on a street light is not ART.

97.  I DO enjoy Anime.

98. Word’s auto numbering system pissed me off because it seems that I’m always fighting it.

99. I need to buy more toilet paper.

100. Sometimes life doesn’t makes sense.

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Fast Facts (Part 3)

Look More Fast Facts. OOOOHHHH

51. Last night I watched Cheech and Chong: Get out of my Room

52. It’s cold and wet outside today.

53. I only have 4 hours of free space left on my 80 hour PVR.

54. I’m shopping for a good webcam to do a lame ass vidcast.

55. I love Iced Tea. MMMM MMm Good.

56. There’s someone out there who thinks The Onion is a REAL news site and not a Satire news site.

57. Today is HUMP day.

58. I always have a smile on my face when I say “Today is HUMP day”

59. Part of me is scared of being really rich because of the real chance of producing really dumb offspring. Example, PARIS HILTON.

60. Yes I’ve seen those videos.

61. I’m sure I’m forgetting to do SOMETHING I was suppose to do.

62. For 2 weeks, I sold Vacuum cleaners door to door. I will never do it AGAIN.

63. I don’t want to “Think outside the box” I want to DESTROY the box.

64. There’s a job for even the stupidest person in the world. MARKETTING.

65. I’m looking for an exercise program that involves LOTS and LOTS of Sex.

66. After I use “The Bathroom”, I have an undeniable urge so see what I “did”

67. There’s a website dedicated to Cat’s that look like Hitler.

68. Nintendo was serious when they decided to call their new game counsel the Wii (pronounced Weee)

69. A man was fined a Pig and a Buffalo for having 2 wives

70. I have 3 episodes of Stargate SG1 on my PSP

71. I don’t own any recipe books.

72. I’ve been thinking of a creating a videogame where you hunt down and destroy lawyers from the RIAA and the MPAA

73. The Internet is not a series of TUBES

74. I’ve never tripped on my own shoe laces.

75. I will never see any of those Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

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I wear underwear.

What Your Underwear Says About You

You like to think of yourself as innocent, even though you're not! You're the type of guy who lets his girlfriend pick out his underwear.

The Underwear Oracle

Fast Facts (Part 2)

Here we go again

26. I’m in my air conditioned office and there are loud people very close by and I want to KILL THEM. SHUT UP. SHUT UP.

27. I saw Superman returns last night. It was ok, not great but not bad either.

28. There’s a new boss in the warehouse somewhere. I haven’t met this person yet.

29. Work is overrated.

30. I ate veggies today.

31. I’ve spent my morning reconfiguring these things.

32. The person sitting in the desk next to me keeps saying that I suck big nuts.

33 She has a bad attitude.

34. I missed Nelly Furtado play at the Stampede last Saturday but I’m not missing Our Lady Peace on Friday and Matt Mays and El Torpedo on Sunday

35. All of those concerts are free (except for the admission to get onto the Stampede grounds).

36. I’ve never worn an Afro

37. It took me 3 hours to decide that Fox News was full of shit.

38. Women could make sperm.

39. I really hate Vonage commercials.

40. Putting the Son of God on a Beer Billboard is a BAD ideal.

41. I just finished eating a Spiderman Popsicle.

42. Don Johnson is in Calgary right now.

43. I have heartburn.

44. Rocky VI comes out on December 22

45. The fact that they made Rocky VI proves that they’re officially run out of ideas in Hollywood.

46. Ever since I’ve gotten my PVR. Commercials REALLY piss me off.

47. There’s too much crap on my desk.

48. Even today, people still talk about Carrie Fisher in that metal Bikini.

49. I get to go home in less than a hour.

50. I’ve never made a ‘deposit’ to a Sperm Bank.

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Fast Facts (Part 1)

I ripped this idea off of Hugh long ago and I haven’t done it for sometime, but since I’ll trying to ‘go back to my roots’ I’m going to bring it back. That’s right folks, this week is dedicated to FAST FACTS.

1. I have today off.

2. I seriously need to shave.

3. I never won the 6/49 Lottery last Saturday DAMMIT!!

4. I actually considered buying one of those fake…..ummm once. That thought lasted 10 seconds.

5. My dad once played Euchre with Paul Newman.

6. I seemed to be the only person in Calgary who’s excited about the movie “Snakes on a Plane”

7. Snakes on a Plane will be out August 18th

8. The cool thing about have a Satellite Dish is having the ability to see crappy Canadian TV shows from all over the country. Ed the Sock is everywhere.

9. The bad thing about going ‘Satellite’ is whenever you get some serious rain, you dish goes out and its been pretty pissy the past few days.

10. I’m eating a hamburger right now. MMMM

11. I love my George Foreman Grill.

12. I’m planning to BUY Windows Vista when it comes out (and I honestly mean buy).

13. Vista will be the first version of Windows I’ve ever owned since Windows 98.

14. The best part of American Chopper is when Paul Sr. and Jr. Fight.

15 There was one fight that was so bad that both guys kicked the cameras out.

16. I think the Sony Playstation3 is too expensive and I don’t plan on buying it until the price comes down.

17. I keep hearing a old steam engine train whistle.

18. I get my laundry change from a Casino.

19.I usually break even on the slots, which is good since I know I’m not going to win the ‘Big Bucks’

20. I still don’t know why everyone loves Oprah.

21. Gates McFadden (AKA Dr. Crusher from Star Trek) is going commercials for IBM.

22. Michelle Rodriguez is so friggin HOT.

23. I don’t watch Lost (but I do plan to rent the first season on DVD soon.

24. I think banner sites are created by scumbags.

25. My first ‘toon’ in City of Heroes has reached level 50.

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Answers to Thursdays Movie Quotes

As Promised, here are the answers to Thursday’s Movie Quotes.


“You’ve slayed dragons; if you can’t get a date, who can?”. “I think I’ll take the dragon right now”

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire


“I’ve been here for 7. If you do the math, that makes me the biggest lottery loser in the room.”

The Island

“Look Phil, I’m lonely, I’m a man. It hasn’t been easy for me since your mom died.” “She didn’t die. She divorced you”

Kicking and Screaming


“Your are going to die young because, you’ve smoked 30 cigarettes at days since you were 15, and your going to go to Hell because of the life you took. Your Fucked”

Constantine


“There are over 550,000,000 firearms in world wide circulation. That’s 1 firearm for every 12 people on the planet. The only question is, how do we arm the other 11?”

Lord of War


“I don’t think so because to fight a creature like this you have to have about 100 pounds of brain damage. I’ve seen wrestlers that were bigger than dinosaurs”

Rocky III


“Wings. I don’t have wings.””Of course not, you’re a boy”

The Dark Crystal


“I say rise up in the cafeteria and stab them with your plastic forks.”

Pump Up the Volume


“Oh it’s a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels. Looks like a big Tylenol”

Airplane


“Don’t disregard our traditions just because you’re subversive””
“Don’t disrespect this class just because you’re married”
“Don’t disrespect me cause you’re not”
“Come to class, do the work or I’ll fail you”
“If you fail me, there will be consequences”
“Are you threatening me?”
“I’m educating you”
“That’s my job”

Mona Lisa Smile

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The Clip of the Week (The Return of Mr. T)

I pitty da fool.

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Photo Friday (The Story of My Life

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Return of the Movie Quote Game

Because no one requested it; actually one person did ask me about it, it’s the return of the movie quote game. 10 quotes from different movies. See if you can guess the answers. The answers will be posted on Sunday.

“You’ve slayed dragons; if you can’t get a date, who can?”. “I think I’ll take the dragon right now”


“I’ve been here for 7. If you do the math, that makes me the biggest lottery loser in the room.”


“Look Phil, I’m lonely, I’m a man. It hasn’t been easy for me since your mom died.” “She didn’t die. She divorced you”


“Your are going to die young because, you’ve smoked 30 cigarettes at days since you were 15, and your going to go to Hell because of the life you took. Your Fucked”


“There are over 550,000,000 firearms in world wide circulation. That’s 1 firearm for every 12 people on the planet. The only question is, how do we arm the other 11?”


“I don’t think so because to fight a creature like this you have to have about 100 pounds of brain damage. I’ve seen wrestlers that were bigger than dinosaurs”


“Wings. I don’t have wings.””Of course not, you’re a boy”


“I say rise up in the cafeteria and stab them with your plastic forks.”


“Oh it’s a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels. Looks like a big Tylenol”


“Don’t disregard our traditions just because you’re subversive””
“Don’t disrespect this class just because you’re married”
“Don’t disrespect me cause you’re not”
“Come to class, do the work or I’ll fail you”
“If you fail me, there will be consequences”
“Are you threatening me?”
“I’m educating you”
“That’s my job”

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My 6 Month Google Geek Talk.

It’s been awhile since I’ve talked about how much I love Google. How I’ve been thinking of getting a ‘Property of Google’ stamp, tattooed to my ass. It’s been awhile and to be honest, Google has been floundering around lately. I’ve even a little disappointed with how Google caved in to demands from the Chinese government about the Chinese Google, but now Google has become a Phoenix in my mind. It’s regained its former glory with this new strategy. SUE THE BASTARDS!!!

This has to do with all the Net Neutrality crap that has been circling Washington lately. Basically, the IPSs feel that Google should be paying them for allowing Google onto their own network. Google disagrees, and rightly so. Google runs its own servers and pays for its connections already so why should it have to pay AGAIN? The answer is simple, they shouldn’t. The IPS’s (the telephone and cable companies) are just being greedy bastards.

What this means is that if I want to go to Google, but the ISP gets money from Search Engine X, and they end up sending me to Search Engine X instead for Google, or makes Google run incredibly slow. The ISP is deciding where I want to go. This supposedly already happened in the U.S. a little while ago, with people who were using Bell South as their ISP couldn’t get to My Space.

So if Google finds a ISP is doing this with, they’re going to sick the lawyers after them, something about Anti-Trust laws. Now it’s nice to see Google using lawyers for good, after all Google isn’t supposed to do evil.

Personally these guys should be worried about Google putting them out of business in a different way. There are signs that Google is planning to become a major ISP and a free one at that. They’re bought a lot of ‘dark’/unused fiber optic cable. They’ve been buying a lot of IP’s for the next generation Internet and they’re ready to start pushing out free Wi-Fi in certain cities

Now I’m not sure if this is the plan but Google could offer free wireless with Google ads, just enough for checking web pages and e-mail. If you want to use it for downloading, stuff, you would then pay Google for better bandwidth. Now I can hear some of the ISP’s screaming that it’s a two tiered internet, but when the two tiers are free and paid, it’s a big difference JACKASS.

Either way, I’m still in Google’s corner and I hope they continue on their road to success, I also hope they become an ISP here in Canada, because I’m sick of Shaw’s packet shaping.

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Looking back.

Recently some reminded me of some things I wrote about around Christmas. Now last Christmas I was really bummed out because I was alone. No family, just me in my empty apartment. The person who reminded me was Sigil, the author, who is now working on his second book. So now I have a published author reading through my blog and the first thing I said was “please forgive the spelling mistakes”.

What I ended up doing was reading through some of my old posts. I’ve written about some strange things. I’ve written about Mott’s Clamato Juice, Gilbert Godfrey and Boxed Thoughts. I remember talking about publishing my blog with Lulu. I remember talking about the post I read from the Mommy Vet. How she had to put down a puppy that was less than a week old. How it reminded me of my own dog Charlie and when we had to put him down. (I’m starting to well up with tears again). I even found links to a really old Podcast that I did. Oh and I sound horrible.

I remember reading my old posts and I look at last week’s post about how hot it was. At first I thought, I’ve gone downhill, and then I took another look and decided. YES, THAT POST SUCKED. I remember writing about the marketing people for sex toys and the sex toys testers. How do we know if the artificial vagina feels exactly like that porn star anyway?

I also remembered how I said I wanted this URL on my tombstone when I died so people can get an idea of how I lived. I still want that to happen. Every post is a snapshot of my life; even the Photo Fridays and the Clips of the Week.  They are things that I wanted to share with the world.

As I was looking into my past, I was reminded of the rage I felt over not doing what I wanted to do. Now I look and I’ve realized that I’ve come pretty far since those posts which are less than a year old, but I still have a ways to go. At least I’m on a path now.

I remember the movie quote game, which is coming back. I remember looking at the perverted search strings that people used to get here. Stuff like ‘Cartoon boobs that may explode’.

What I remember most are the people who visited. The virtual friend who came by and stayed while other moved on. Vics, Brandie, April, Hugh, Jay and Erin to name a few. Some I still chat with via GTalk, E-mail or even phone calls.

Lastly I remember Jessica Carr; the ‘Big Ole Dead Titties’ girl from Bad Boys II. Give it time Jessica. That Skank Paris Hilton can’t be popular forever.

My 2 bytes.

The Clip of the Week