Ummm Happy Juice?

Note; During this post, the word “semen” will be replaced with the term “umm you know”.

Once again, I’ve discovered another benefit for sex. I’ve talked about how sex makes you younger and now according to a study that was written about in Psychology Toady, “umm you know” makes women happy.

They did a study and they discovered that women who have unprotected sex are “are less depressed and less likely to attempt suicide than are women who have sex with condoms”, or women who don’t have sex. I’ve always suspected that women who don’t have sex are less happy than women who do, now they’re a theory that there’s something in the “umm you know” that makes women happy, a mood altering chemical.

I could say so many things right now but they would all be crude and it’s against my nature to talk like that because it disrespectful. I’ve always thought that guys in porns were asses because of the way they treated to women sometimes. I just want to say “come on honey, it will make you happy”. (I’m sorry). The more I think about this, the more it makes sense. Is it just me or are porno actresses the happiest, friendliest people in the world? They seem to be all smiles and eager to please. Maybe this is why they call homosexual men ‘gay’. Gay also means happy, and homosexual tend to be happy. This might a because they like the ‘umm you know”

So if this is true and the secret to being happy is in the “umm you know” then I intend to be the unhappiest person on earth. I’m sorry, but that is one thing I cannot do. I will not absorb the happy hormone in that manor. I’m the type of person who is happy when he is helping others. I will everything in my power to make women happy. I know that itnwill be a heavy burden, but dammit. I’m wiling to make the sacrifice.

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