Thursday, February 15, 2007

She likes playing games.

I read that women who game have more sex than women who don’t, and this is from Wired so it’s a credible source. They report of a survey done by, a UK game rental service that women who game have sex an average of 1.1 times more a week than women who don’t. This does not surprise me at all. Females, who has this “videogames are for kids” attitude are probably uptight, frigid bitches who I definitely wouldn’t want to stick my CENSORED in them, but I mean that in the nicest possible way.

Does this mean that they are not allowed to have fun by playing a videogame? I’m not talking testosterone injected first person shooters like Half Life 2, Doom and Quake games (though some women do play them), I’m talking fun stuff like racing games, puzzle games and even The Sims (for record, its about a 1 to 1 ratio between male and female Sims players.) I’ve even encountered female City of Heroes players.

My theory is that the women gamers like to “have fun” and what better way to have fun than….. (Cue the 70’s porno music). I know I’m not supposed to mention this but some people like to have sex for pleasure/fun. Heck, sometimes playing a videogame against your mate can even turn into “foreplay” (don’t ask, because I’m not telling). Fighting games can turn into a dominance thing.

The article even says that women who have recently started gaming have also seen a ‘rise’ in the amount of sex they have. I also know this to be true. A friend of mine who also plays City of Heroes bought his non gaming wife a copy of the Desperate Housewives game, she then started playing it and he noticed a significant increase in the amount of…(Cue the 70’s porno music).

So listen here, non gamer ladies, if you want more (Cue 70’s porno music), pick up a damn Wii, or DS and start having fun.

My 2 Bytes.

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