Wednesday, March 15, 2006

An Open Letter to Hugh

Hugh, I still have this goat in my apartment and he’s making a huge mess. The goat is eating my furniture, ordering pay per view and painting my appliances. I want this goat gone. Last night the goat was kicked out of the mall for eating pants at the Gap, and pooping in the food court. DID I MENTION THE GOAT POOP?

Here’s the deal. My parents are going to visiting next weekend and I need this goat out of here by next WEDNESDAY. I need a few days to clean up his mess (and he’s a really messy goat). If not I’m going to get rid of him. He’s been complaining that he wants to live on the beach by the ocean and if you don’t get ride of him, I’m going to send him to a lovely community by the Ocean, THE ARTIC OCEAN.

My 2 bytes.

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