Over the weekend I rented The Aristocrats from Canflix.(Screw Zip, Canflix rules) It’s basically about a joke that comics tell each other. It goes like this.
A family consisting of man, his wife, his son, his daughter and a dog walks into a talent agent’s office and say “Sir, we have a great act that you have to see.” The agent responds, “I never book family acts, they’re not popular”. Then man then pleads, “Sir, give us 4 minutes to prove ourselves, you will be amazed.” The agent, being a bit of a softy agrees, “Ok 2 minutes but that’s it”.
Then man then CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED. The wife then CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED. The son then CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED with the daughter. Then CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED with a 6 inch replica of the Empire State Building. Then CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED with a Barry Manilow CD. Next CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED with a picture of Gilbert Godfrey. Then CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED the desk. After which CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED purple shoes. Then suddenly CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED with a bottle of tobasco sauce. Then the son CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED a banjo.
After the agent stares in awe at what he saw. That’s incredible. What do you call yourselves. To which the father answers “The Aristocrats”
My 2 bytes.
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