Bad French

So I’m on my way to work and I’m hearing some people talking in French on the bus. I’ve actually surprised by this because I usually hear Mandarin or Punjabi and I hear the words ‘le Wal-Mart’. Now I know I’m currently an Albertan, which means that I’m suppose to be a red neck but hearing ‘le Wal-Mart’ just pisses me off. I keep hearing about how Quebecers are proud of their language and then I hear ‘le Wal-Mart’. There’s a term for that kind of talk. I call it Pepe La Pew French. Where I hear common French terms like ‘Le stink to High Heaven’. So in honor of the bad French out there, I will now list some of my favorite ‘Le Pew’ French Terms.


Le Hot Wings at Hooters.

Le Gap

Le Mall

Le Expressway

Le Porno

Le Large Boobs

Le Pack of Smokes

Le Drunken Bastard.

Le Wrestling

Le Piece of Ass.


As you can see, it’s pretty simple. Now everyone can speak Pepe La Pew French.

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