Alright I can’t think of anything talk about other than the Hockey strike and even I’m bored with that. It’s in the past so I give you this.
A penguin drives his car to the garage because he’s having problems with it. The mechanic says that it will take 15 minutes to look at it so he goes across the street for some ice cream. The problem is that he doesn’t have hands so he eats the ice cream with his beak and end up getting it all over his face. Then he heads back 15 minutes later to find out what was wrong with the car. The mechanic turns and says to him. “It looks like you blew a seal” and the penguin replies “No, its ice cream”.
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