Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Sex part of a healthy lifestyle. I heard it on Orpah.

According to some doctor who’s a regular on Oprah, people should be having sex 200 times a year in order to live a healthy life. This must mean that I’m the unhealthiest person on the planet.

This doctor also said how having lots of sex can reduce your physiologic age by six years. This basically means that the people who look young are having lots and lots of sex. If you think about this, it makes perfect sense, since the people who look old are people you don’t want to have sex with in the first place.

I’ve also been wondering about the actual ratio of sex benefit vs. no sex and I’m been thinking that I might have figures this out. One sex session equals minus one cigarette. That’s why the people who smoke after sex won’t see the effects So if someone has sex 200 times a year that -200 cigarettes and it makes you 6 years younger.

I thought about this further and I came (no pun intended) to another conclusion. Porn stars must be the healthiest people on the planet. Think about it, they have lots and lots of sec, which is good for you according to the doctor. No wonder these girls look so healthy.

So let’s review. Sex is good for you, and porn stars are the healthiest people in the world. Heck, even that Ron Jeremy is pretty healthy. He used to be so healthy that he “didn’t have to leave the house”. Oh and this came from Oprah, so it has to be true.

My 2 Bytes.

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