Monday, April 17, 2006

Come back to Canada while you still can.

First thing, if you’ve been standing in a long line and get to the front to place your order (at Tim Horton’s in my case) and the dumb ass right in front of you has the gaul to udder “ummmm” when the cashier asks what he wants, you should either a) Smack him in the back of the head for being a dumb ass, b) Move ahead of him and place your order or c) both a and b. YOU DUMB ASS!!!

Ok now that I’ve got that out of my system, I need to comment on this disturbing trend. Old 80’s Canadian actors hosting reality TV shows. First we had Howie Mandel hosting ‘Deal or No Deal’ and now we have Alan Thicke hosting some Celebrity Cook off show.

Ok here’s the deal guys, forget these lame ass shows and get you asses back to Canada. We miss you and with the ways things are getting down there, it might be safer to come home. We miss you and come back before your doing BOTOX commercials with Britney Spears.

You know we’ll welcome you with open arms. Come back William Shatner before they make you host the new Dating Game. Come back Michael J Fox before you end up the center square on Hollywood Squares. Come back Dan Aykroyd before they have you doing denture commercials. Come back David Foley before they make you do MORE of the Celebrity Poker crap. Come back Michael Ironside before they make you do more motor oil commercial. COME BACK WHERE IT’S SAFE.

We don’t judge you here. We will welcome you in open arms and I promise that none of us will make you do a show about QUEBEC.

My 2 bytes.

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