Last year I posted the 12 days of Christmas by Bob and Doug MacKenzie and someone from Manchester called me a lazy sot or something like that. So this year I thought I would rip someone else off but I’m feeling creative (can you believe it) so t his year I made my own version.
On the first day of Christmas someone e-mailed me.
A jpeg of pornography
On the second day of Christmas someone e-mailed me.
Two offers for Viagra
And a jpeg of pornography
On the third day of Christmas someone e-mailed me
Three Chain Letters
Two offers for Viagra
And a jpeg of pornography
On the fourth day of Christmas someone e-mailed me
Four Dirty Jokes
Three Chain Letters
Two offers for Viagra
And a jpeg of pornography
On the fifth day of Christmas someone e-mailed me.
Five pieces of SPYWARE.
Four Dirty Jokes
Three Chain Letters
Two offers for Viagra
And a jpeg of pornography
On the sixth day of Christmas someone e-mailed me
Six scams from Africa
Five pieces of SPYWARE.
Four Dirty Jokes
Three Chain Letters
Two offers for Viagra
And a jpeg of pornography
On the seventh day of Christmas someone e-mailed me
Seven copyright violation notices
Six scams from Africa
Five pieces of SPYWARE.
Four Dirty Jokes
Three Chain Letters
Two offers for Viagra
And a jpeg of pornography
On the eighth day of Christmas someone e-mailed me
Eight Free IPod offers
Seven copyright violation notices
Six scams from Africa
Five pieces of SPYWARE.
Four Dirty Jokes
Three Chain Letters
Two offers for Viagra
And a jpeg of pornography
On the ninth day of Christmas someone e-mailed me
Nine attachments from Mommy
Eight Free IPod offers
Seven copyright violation notices
Six scams from Africa
Five pieces of SPYWARE.
Four Dirty Jokes
Three Chain Letters
Two offers for Viagra
And a jpeg of pornography
On the tenth day of Christmas someone e-mailed me
Ten refinance offers
Nine attachments from Mommy
Eight Free IPod offers
Seven copyright violation notices
Six scams from Africa
Five pieces of SPYWARE.
Four Dirty Jokes
Three Chain Letters
Two offers for Viagra
And a jpeg of pornography
On the eleventh day of Christmas someone e-mailed me
Eleven offers to meet women in my area who want sex
Ten refinance offers
Nine attachments from Mommy
Eight Free IPod offers
Seven copyright violation notices
Six scams from Africa
Five pieces of SPYWARE.
Four Dirty Jokes
Three Chain Letters
Two offers for Viagra
And a jpeg of pornography
On the twelfth day of Christmas someone e-mailed me
NOTHING !!!
I FINALLY GOT MY SPAM BLOCKER CONFIGURED AND I’M NOT GETTING ANY MORE CRAP
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
My 2 bytes
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