Wednesday, March 14, 2007

At what point does dirty politics become kinky politics?

Remember when Bill Clinton got in trouble for having an “improper” relationship? Remember the fallout over what had occurred and he didn’t even have (cue 70’s Porno music). Apparently Bill was rather vanilla compared to the former Israeli Ambassador to El Salvador. This is level of WHOA would never be done by an American President; a religious leader, sure but not a political leader. Funny how this didn’t appear on the news over here, since this is far more interesting than the crazy Astronaut. Local police found him on the street, drunk and only wearing bondage gear. The man was unable to identify himself until after police removed the rubber ball from his mouth. Is it just me or is this from the pages of a Quentin Tarantino film? This seems so “over the top” that I can’t picture it. Though I wonder if there were whip marks on his ass.

I hear that there is “outrage” in Israel over this. Probably the same type of outrage that occurred will Clinton, but really, is this really our business. Don’t get me wrong, I think this is funny as hell, but seriously, is it our business what two consenting adults do? If you’re gay and have gay sex, that’s fine as long as it doesn’t harm anyone else. If you want to be tied up and punished for being a naughty little Ambassador, is that our business? I think the issue here is that he’s supposed to be representing Israel, and that’s why they recalled him. I bet Hamas is laughing their asses off.

I can also see the damage this would do to Israel’s reputation in the region. Currently they have a “Don’t mess with us or else” thing going, but how are they going to maintain this bad ass rep if their ambassadors are being found, drunk and naked except for some bondage outfit, not to mention the ball gag, in the street. Right now Clinton has got to be laughing his ass off.

Personally I would love to see a scandal like that happen here in Canada. Our Prime Minister Stephen Harper is such a pompous ass and his religious right way of thinking really pisses me off. I want him to be caught with a she-male prostitute. I pray that one day that he will be cause with a she-mail prostitute, so his creditability will go out the window. It’s like Ted Haggard who was sleeping with a male prostitute for 2 years and then decided that he didn’t like it. IT TOOK HIM 2 YEARS TO FIGURE THAT OUT. I’ve never had gay sex but I know that I do not like the taste off (My Hot Dog has a first name), nor would I want that up my (What the Hell are you doing). Oh apparently the Reverend went to therapy and 30 days later, he was cured. BULLTSHIT.

All I have to say about this is something someone said a long time ago. This person said “Judge not, yest ye be judged.”

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