Porn to go

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Porn mags may have distracted motorist. Doesn’t the title say it all? There’s this 33 year old guy looking at smutty pics in a magazine while he was driving. He was so into his porn that he was swerving all over the road and nearly hit a couple of cars, but he wasn’t drinking.

I’m just trying to picture this guy that loved his smut sooo much that he had to read it on the way home, then again, he might not have been heading that way. What if he was on his way to visit his sick grandmother? What if he was going to church? Was this guy so obsessed with these magazines that he couldn’t put them down for a minute?

Ok, I’m a knuckle dragging male, and as a male I have certain….instincts but I have the ability to override these instincts. That’s one reason that I’m human and not a animal but this guy (let’s call him Chip, short for Chimpanzee) was so obsessed with his porn that he had to look at it while driving. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?

Then again, what exactly were these pictures? What was so interesting about these specific magazines that he had to read them while driving? It didn’t say what magazine he was reading while driving but I’m curious now? What was it that compelled him to read while driving. I just pray to God that he was just looking. Because doing THAT while driving is really insane.

One more thing. I SWEAR that not all men are this bad.

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