I want this. I need this. I love this. I want to walk downtown Calgary in front of the oil company high rises and randomly fire people. Then I want to announce that I'm running for Parliament as an independent. Then I want to go to the high end restaurants for lunch, and fire people. There's only one problem, I found this wig on Amazon.com and the seller doesn't ship to Canada.
This is an outrage. How am I supposed to rule over my fictitious real estate empire without a Trump wig? How can i walk into a Calgary casino without a Trump wig?How can I order that my fast food order be "supersized" without a Trump wig?
I swear as God as my witness, one day I will own a Trump wig. I need it for Cosplay.
COSPLAY !!!! That's it. I've been to multiple comic conventions, and have been teased about my lack of Cosplay, but now I have it. I will be Donald Trump cosplayer.
I like this idea more and more. It was be classy, with little effort. Just war a suit and the wig.
Now I need this wig to go to 7/11 and buy the most fabulous Big Gulp ever. I want to ride public transit and complain that there's no flight attendant.
I want to do that while only wearing boxers, and no pants.
YES !!!!
1 comment:
This sounds like a good plan and I only hope there's someone documenting all this on camera. I suppose you may attract papparazzi!
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