Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Tips on being a Good Canadian

In reply to the 17 terrorists that were arrested in Toronto a few days ago, I give these helpful hints to new immigrants coming to Canada.

1. Plotting to behead Prime Minister Stephen Harper is a not acceptable. Even the NDP understands this.

2. Hording 3 tonnes of Ammonium Nitrate for making bombs is a bad thing.

3. Plotting to storm Parliament Hill and hold people hostage until your demands are met is a bad thing.

4. Plotting to storm the CBC broadcast centre in Toronto is a bad thing.

5. Making Canada look bad by giving it a reputation as a home for terrorists is a bad thing.

6. Plotting any terrorists acts againist our good, but sometimes misguided friends to the south is also a big no no.

7. Conducting any form of terrorist activity in Canada is wrong.

8. Respect other people's culture and opinions, as they should be respectful of yours. Unless they disrespect your favorite hockey team then all bets are off.

I’m hoping that these helpful tips will help new immigrants and new citizens enjoy like in Canada.

My 2 bytes.

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