Wednesday, May 31, 2006

I'm sorry old lady

I would like to say sorry to the old lady who was walking right behind me. I swear, if I knew she was there, I would have held my fart back until she was gone. I’m sorry that you were in the direct path of my stink bomb. I’m sorry that your dog was in the path as well. I’m sure given time; your dog’s fur will grow back. As well, I’m sorry about your newspaper catching fire, but newspapers are inexpensive and I’m sure you could have easily bought another one. Again I’m very sorry about your hair changing colour, but you could always dye it. I swear, if I knew you were right behind me, I wouldn’t have farted,

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