Photo Friday (Ahhh,...ok)

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I lost a day somewhere

Remember me? OK I haven’t blogged for awhile but then again, I’ve totally abandoned my regular routine until the New Year. I’m actually off from work until January 3^rd, but I’m finding myself a little lost. I’m finding myself wondering, what to do. I know what I’d like to do, but I mean doing something that’s in my means. Either way I’m feeling BLAAA.

I spoke to my Mom and Dad on Christmas day and they were very happy with the presents I sent them. To quote my mom, “I was dead on”. I may not say much in person, but one thing I do, is listen. I listen for hints. The problem is, I need to top it for next Christmas. Believe or not, I’m already thinking about Christmas 07. Mom talking about coming down for Easter, perhaps that will give me some clues for next year.

Right now I so bored that it’s driving me crazy. The malls are crowded and even girl watching in the cool malls is becoming annoying. It got so bad that I lost track of what day it was. I swear, I thought it was Wednesday today.

Ok this post is becoming major crap so I’m going to quit while I’m ahead.

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The Clip of the Week (A Peter Griffen Christmas)

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Photo Friday (More Proof that Michael Moore is an asshole)

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Thinking of following Vics lead.

Heya everyone. I've been thinking about getting my own URL for sometime. I'll let everyone know beforehand before I do it. The issue is that I can't think of the right URL that hasn't been taken. The problem is some people are cybersquatting on the sites. However, www.ilovebighooters.com is available.

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I have some questions I need answered

It’s Tuesday morning and I can’t think of anything to write about except for the fact that my desk is finally clean. I can in this morning with zero crap from last night, but that’s boring. Yawn. Instead I have some questions that I want answered.

Why am I calling it writing when I’m actually typing?

Why haven’t Paris Hilton and the rest of her bimbo friends (past and present) been sterilized so they can’t pass on the stupid gene?

Why am I receiving over 100 pieces of spam a day?

Do I really need my penis to be bigger?

Why do I need to use the Internet to buy prescription drugs from Canada when I live in Canada?

Do I really need to buy real estate from Costa Rica?

Does George W really think he’s fooling anybody?

Who thought up the idea of fruitcake?

Will Sony ever get its head out of its ass?

Why did Angelina Jolie never response to my marriage proposal?

Will the RIAA ever learn that suing their customers is a BAD business model?

Will I ever come up with anything profound to say?

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The Clip of the Week (KISS saves Santa)

Photo Friday

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Ok here's a little game to mess with.

I've been rather negative in the last 2 posts so here's a link to a game at the Dell site. It's pretty addictive. Though I haven't been playing it at work. Nope Nope Nope.

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I work with Stupid people

So we have a fire alarm and instead of people heading out for the door, they go and get their coats. FUCKING STUPID.

After a bit, I learn that the alarm wasn’t a drill, but the real thing. There’s a gas leak in the facility. Even after this information, some stupid piece of shit decided to go back in, so he could get his coat. FUCKING IDIOT.

Basically, I feel we need to bring some natural selection back in play, because we employ STUPID FUCKS!!! We should have a basic mental aware test or something for these people and if they, they have to look into the 2 little holes and BAM!!!!!

So about that, but I’m still amazed by the level of stupidity around here. I also with the building would have gone up with Mr. FUCKHEAD decided to go back in the building for his coat.

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Idiot Idiot Idiot

I’m seriously annoyed with stupid people; especially stupid people who end up putting other people’s live in danger as a result. We have a situation here at work where this one woman is being stalked. She’s putting on a brave face but I know this has to be spooking her.

Now I know that I’m not a cop. I’m an IT guy and I’m helping in my own way by encoding some security videoes and burning it to a CD for the police. What I don’t do is run into the parking lot when the stalker shows up to try and get the license plate, thereby drawing attention to themselves and spooking the stalker and he takes off. That’s what some manager with a half a brain did today. FUCKING IDIOT. Let the police do their job fuckhead. Go back to fucking up at work instead.

My only hope is that the guy is dumb enough to come back tomorrow morning, when we can try and get a license plate number. FUCKING IDIOT!!! Oh and apparently the guy refuses to admit that he FUCKED UP BIG TIME.

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An Inconvenient Cow

I just read this on The Independent’s website so it has to be true, right?

There’s a new report that emissions that cause global warming are not our fault. Apparently it’s because of the cows. It’s because of the farting cows. According to some UN report it’s the 1.5 billion cows in the world that is contributing 18% of the world’s greenhouse gases.

Ok this is horrible and something must be done. What I think we should do is take personal responsibility for this. We outnumber there’s cow by at least 3 to 1. So what I propose, each one of us should cork a cow. Stop those harmful greenhouse gases from escaping by plugging a cows butt.

What I want to know is why Al Gore didn’t mention this in that documentary. Why didn’t he tell people about the cow issue? He could even make money by selling Official Al Gore Cow Butt Corks. “Save the planet, plug a cow”.

There’s a problem with this problem now. With all the backed up pressure, the cows might explode. Cows would become a weapon of mass destruction. The terrorists would raise the cows and they would become suicide cow bombers.

To prevent this, we could also start putting diapers on them to catch the offending gases, not to mention the ‘waste’. Then perhaps we could find a way to use the captured gas for power. Just a thought.

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The Clip of the Week

Thanks to Squeak to sent me a link to the orginal FULL SIZED video at andycouch.com

Photo Friday (A Beer Tree, ahh the memories)

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Someone wrote on my money.

Well the day is almost over and I KNOW that I will not feel like blogging when I get home so HERE I am.

When I was in Regina, I ate in restaurants every night since I didn’t have a kitchen in my hotel room. Sometimes I ate with other co-workers from Toronto and sometimes it was by myself. One time, I was at a restaurant by myself and I noticed something strange about a $5 bill included in my change; someone has stamped it.

When I got back to the hotel, I took the bill out and read it. It said “See where I’ve been. Watch where I go. Track this bill at www.whereswilly.com “. So I went to the sight and logged the bill in by its serial number and ..while I thought the premise was cool, the results were disappointing. Other than the first person who registered the bill, I was on the only one to log in with that $5. Maybe it has something to do with the people in Regina. I don’t know.

Anyway I think the idea is really cool and I plan to try it out myself. I’ll register a $5.00 and see what happens.

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I'm back

It looks like I won't be doing any traveling for awhile. Actually awhile means January so things should be ok till then.

I have so many things that I want to take about that I can't think of anything. Right now I think about the woman I prejudged on the plane. How she didn't take off her jewelery going through the metal detector.

Actually that's something that has REALLY PISSED ME OFF. These stupid ladies who either refuse to remove their jewelery going through the metal detector, slowing everyone down or the ladies who refused to bag their liquids, cause yet another slowdown for everyone else. The worst thing is in the Regina Airport, just before security, there's a table with signs talking about this very topic and someone is there to assist people bagging their little liquid. GRRRRR.

Is it just me or are there some people who really believe that the rules don't apply to them. That they are special. Well, here's a special message to the special people. FUCK OFF !!!!

I'm not sure if I can pull off a trip home for Christmas. I'd like to go, I'm just not sure if I can. The guy who doesn't want me taking any time off is at it again. The deal is his printer broke when I was in Regina and he's annoyed that he had to use the big network printer in the front off. WELL TO BLEEPING BAD BUDDY!!! I'm not working Christmas week if you like it or not. I have the holiday time and I booked it.

The big problem now is that I don't have much food in the house. Since I spent the last 2 out of 4 weeks in Regina, I never bought much food, so I need to go buy something good for me for a change. Though I did make regular stops at the Extreme Pita when I there. That's healthy stuff people. I recommend every should eat there instead of MacDonalds.

I think the worst part of having so much to say IS the fact that I can't say anything at all. It's like I'm stuttering. My thoughts are all over the place like why the hell can't I hook up a DVD player to the Hotel TV. Instead they expect me to pay $12 for their pay per view movies. BULLSHIT !!! When I was flying back to Calgary from Toronto, the pay per view movies were $3, and you still had the regular satellite TV.

Well hopefully I'll make more sense tomorrow. Bottom line is I'm happy to be home.

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Photo Friday (More Proof that someone is peeing in the Gene pool)

She's worried about the jackhammers but not the cigarette in her hands? STUPID !!!

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